la calle está enamorá’, enamorada de mi

they/them xoxo

[miseria-fortes-viros]

yoooo guys these wings my dad made look INSANE i can’t wait to try them tomorrow

[miseria-fortes-viros]

i don’t think you understand i totally thought we were gonna die locked up in this castle but this fucking genius was like “im going to invent a way for humans to fly”. shout out to my dad he’s a real one fr

[miseria-fortes-viros]

LMAOOO this dude told me to be careful as he affixed the wings to my back…..dad no offense but you just invented flying and we have to go high enough to avoid the king’s archers. soo

[miseria-fortes-viros]

HOOOOLY SHIT YOU GUYS I AM SO AFRAID. THE GROUND IS SO FAR. HOW DO BIRDS DO THIS. OH MY GODS OH MY GODS OH MY GODS

[miseria-fortes-viros]

it’s so beautiful up here

[miseria-fortes-viros]

i don’t like seeing the ground. i’m going higher

[miseria-fortes-viros]

it’s cold and i can’t see anything. not sure if that’s better or worse

[miseria-fortes-viros]

by zeus….what is that thing…….it’s as bright as the sun and twice as warm

[miseria-fortes-viros]

the gods look truly down on me this day…apollo calls to me from his chariot of fire. a mere mortal. he must think my flight such a wondrous feat

[miseria-fortes-viros]

i don’t understand why but he’s coming closer. he is not supposed to stray from his path, lest the sun fall from the sky. why does he look so anguished to see me?

[miseria-fortes-viros]

oh. i am in his path

[miseria-fortes-viros]

it’s so hot…was it this hard to fly before? maybe i’m tired

[miseria-fortes-viros]

the wax

[miseria-fortes-viros]

he really does look like the sun…the light emanates from his fingers, his hair, his skin. he means to catch me. i reach for him

[miseria-fortes-viros]

his skin burns. i cannot hold on

[miseria-fortes-viros]

i slip through his fingers.

[miseria-fortes-viros]

it takes a really long time to fall from the sky. longer than i thought

[miseria-fortes-viros]

i wonder if he cried for me

[miseria-fortes-viros]

i pray to him just in case. i am grateful he tried. my palms are red and cracked from where they touched divinity. the ground does not look any closer than it was

[miseria-fortes-viros]

i have not seen my father since we took flight…i hope he escaped. i hope he will not witness this. i wish i could tell him how joyful these wings made me before the wax melted

[miseria-fortes-viros]

i do not regret it. i have seen with my own eyes what others will only dream of

[miseria-fortes-viros]

i am not afraid

[miseria-fortes-viros]

i am not afraid i am not afraid i am not afraid i am not afraid i am afraid i am afraid i am afraid

[miseria-fortes-viros]

please please please please please pleaseplease

[miseria-fortes-viros]

the gods will not save me. i suppose this is a lesson in hubris. i am forever a flightless thing

[miseria-fortes-viros]

please please please i have no coin for the ferryman if i am to die now i will never reach the realm of hades please turn me into a bird any bird or a bug or something anything please please pleasepleaseplease

[miseria-fortes-viros]

I AM NOT AFRAID I AM NOT AFRAID I AM NOT AFRAID I AM NOT AFRAID I AM N

[ctommy]

you didnt put a nametag on your boyfriend and he despawned. sorry.

[professionalchaoticdumbass]

Discussion Questions

This post is in lowercase and is missing an apostrophe. Would it be as funny if it used proper capitalization and punctuation? Why or why not?

In order for this post's joke to land, it makes an allusion to a popular video game. What video game does it reference?

Using your answer from Question 2 and the relationship between the nametag and boyfriend, what is the boyfriend implied to be?

[that-catholic-shinobi]

@experimentaldata

Tags that made me choke on my energy drink

[effemimaniac]

fr it's so bleak that free the nipple faded into irrelevancy like the fact that as a society the Feminized Nipple is something so taboo to be seen in public is just pathetic. if you personally can't handle a bit of nip I hate you. you are psychically weaker than a baby. grow the fuck up.

[radiofreederry]

[jerseyclown]

you guys have got to try living . its ugly but theres no other option

[ifafimb]

don't wanna

[jerseyclown]

didnt ask dont care surrender to the tide of life and allow it to wash over you in all its imperfect and profound beauty

[bonivers]

just remembered shows used to have 20-25 eps per season

[bonivers]

[raptorofwar]

[revindicatedbyhistory-moved-dea]

man hamburgers are so good, in spite of the fascist imperialist american goverment which i don´t support

[revindicatedbyhistory-moved-dea]

[nieyao]

you’re not gonna believe the gas station i drove by today

[nieyao]

[nieyao]

@hamsahandprint hands ownership of this post to you

[nieyao]

STOP BEING FUNNIER THAN ME ON MY OWN POST

[catmask]

i love blocking people who misunderstand me and are snippy about it like BITCH... perceiveth never moere

[catmask]

im done explaining myself to you either you understand my whimsy or you're banished from the fae realm for being a stupid little twat

[shaniehl]

[miss-wizard]

not even fucking true its literally my bedtime

[evilwizard]

this philosophy shit is easy

[loanboard10k]

Humans are Gods passion project where as Crabs are his job

[bgm05]

[mellagore-deactivated20240127]

do you want more tattoos/plans for anymore?? i remember your post about yours and thought they were so cool so i’m curious!!

also what tattoo of yours took the longest/are you good with the pain?

🥰💞 have a good day and if it’s not one i sincerely hope tomorrow is better <3 find the small things that make you smile.

I'm actually working on my new ink at the moment! I'm doing two big ass Valkyries on my thighs, to embrace my Nordic inheritance and I identity myself with these female warriors.

Pain is different each day, just like your current state of mind and body. Last time I could only bare the pain for 2 hours; i was stressed out, sad and I hadn't slept. One session I did 5 hours, no problem. Good night of sleep and I was feeling happy, only ate about 50g of cashew nuts during those hours. I was fine! A rested mind and a rested body is a great recipe for dealing with pain. Besides, the pain is sort of a right of passage while getting your ink. It's sucks but so worth it when you're done :)

I'll make sure to post some pictures when they are both done!

Thank you for the love 💕

[anxietyproblem]

[scarletfern]

[hotdemonladyluna]

[hometownrockstar]

some notes on drawing fat bodies in a stylized or cartoony art style! i tried to explain and illustrate things i keep in mind while drawing :)

[koboldpost-generator]

do NOT pass a kobold the blunt. they will eat it

[the-kobold]

that was one fucking time, I said I was sorry

[doyouknowwhatimeme]