sappho is my wife

in love with space and all those who inhabit it | 29 | they/them | lesbian |

[mosquitobites]

he’s my favorite so I drew him stuck in a glue trap

[victusinveritas]

[frasohei]

[mercblues]

a car you used to drive can also be a kind of dead wife

[amberautumnfaebrooke]

has anyone noticed recently that it's expensive

[sociallyawkwardrevolution]

times like these really make you appreciate pouring river water in your socks

[longseasons]

Hey, hey, breathe... Look at me.... This is all your fault, okay?

[bambitek]

pov: you are locked in a supermarket w/ vox

[ooppo]

At this point it's more disappointing than shocking that not a single assassin in the states can aim a fucking gun

[sapphic-elf]

switching industries is weird

[395nm]

Fuck Meyer-Briggs whatever typology. This INTFP shit is only for redditors up their own asses to substitute for a personality. Use my new typology instead!

Your ideal environment is:

Hot/Cold

Wet/Dry

Bright/Dark

Loud/Quiet

[bedupolker]

HWBL - beach boy

HWBQ - tropical fish

HWDL - dingy club bathroom hookup

HWDQ - the swamp woman

HDBL - CoachellaBurningmanSouthbysouthwestACL attendee

HDBQ - Lizard

HDDL - Vegas babeyyyy

HDDQ - Trapped in a slot canyon

CWBL - Rowdy Lobsterman Crew

CWBQ - penguin living

CWDL - port angeles basement show

CWDQ - bruminating amphibian/hypothermic mammal

CDBL - ski resort

CDBQ - Christmas in Nebraska

CDDL - mcmurdo station rave

CDDQ - corpse

[thinkingabout-girls]

the first rule of cooking is that there are no rules. anything goes do whatever you want forever. the first rule of baking is that if you fuck it up you die

[unusual-suspects]

Livre de la Vigne nostre Seigneur; France, 15th century; Bodleian Library, MS. Douce 134, f. 49v

[cannibalchicken]

[sapphic-elf]

sometimes it’s hard to decide if someone is shitposting or if they’re liveblogging a stroke

[diseasedbreeze]

One of the worst things about deciding to read a comic run is when you get up to the point there's an event and you have to decide if you're going to hunt down the reading list for it and read a bunch of unrelated issues from other character's runs in case they're relevant to the plot or if you're just going to read the next chapter and hope no-one important to the run you're reading died.

[fallen-goldfishcracker]

Wyll is so fucking funny and no amount of acknowledgement about this could ever be enough. He's literally walking around being so casually hilarious completely under-the-radar. He calls Halsin a "thick hunk of an elf". He once accidently implied that he was fucking an ogre instead of killing it and then proceeded to absolutely stumble his way through explaining. He gets excited by Lae'zel talking about carnal pleasures. He canonically tells his pessimistic thoughts to shut the hell up. He volunteers to babysit Shadowheart's hypothetical werewolf babies as long as she gets him gloves. He tries to give Gale a hero moniker like his own. He jokes that his father, the Grand Duke of Baldur's Gate, can't spell. He calls Astarion "Mister Fangs". He makes up storybook chapter names for his own fucking adventures. As a child he got chased by the Flaming Fist for stealing fruit, nearly drowned trying to find mermaids in the harbor, and almost successfully broke into the Counting House. He reads monster erotica, and is not ashamed to tell you about it. He ranks eating pudding among life's greatest moments. He will, without shame and completely unprompted, meow at you. He is 24 years old.

[sapphic-elf]

sometimes my mutuals will post about sports and it’s like a jumpscare

[hatties-self-hate-journey]

How posting to my blog feels like: