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cassandra | agender woman | xe/xem or she/her | 24 | city slicker | men please ask to follow

[wayneradiotv]

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[longzone222]

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[post--grad]

benefits of living in a lighthouse

no fake friends, just real friends (the only ones who’ll come out to your godforsaken lighthouse to hang)

lots of stairs so u dont need a gym membership

when u look out the window and sigh mournfully it’s Cinematic Depression not just regular depression

minimum requirements: 1 large dog, 17 cable-knit sweaters, 1 mysterious but tragic past, 2 pair fingerless wool gloves

increased likelihood of mermaid encounters

effortless windswept look, complemented by soft lantern glow

free salt scrub 

[tonightweredrinkingfromthebong]

me: (trying to sleep at 3am) the disembodied voice of griffin mcelroy echoing somewhere in the back of my mind: pipis room

[gamgee]

cowboys are just pirates that are too stupid to go on a boat and pirates are just cowboys that are too stupid to invent a revolver. its equality. i will entertain no further arguments

[prokopetz]

I think people often underestimate the potential educational value of senseless memes. For example, thanks to Spiders Georg, literally every teenager on Tumblr has a reasonable grasp of what a statistical outlier is and the sorts of problems that outliers can introduce into a naïve analysis. There are grown adults who don’t get that - I deal with them on a daily basis.

[confusedbyinterface]

“Memes have educational value” actually statistical error. Average meme teaches 0 facts. Spiders Georg is an outlier adn should not be counted

[flowerinaflame]

[nonibear11]

Omg lol.

[alexisbloodwood]

BWAHAHAHA

[nostrem]

THEY SAID DONT LAUGH

[postpunkindustrial]

Download 30-gigs of lost cassettes from the 80s underground

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[gothiccharmschool]

I know that some of you will lose your minds over this. 

[curseworm]

@egowave

[aisforarthur]

Arthur Dodges the Draft

[foothive-deactivated20170802]

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS THING??!!?!!!??

DOES ANYONE KNOW????!!?!!!!!?

[toekid-deactivated20171119]

ball

[foothive-deactivated20170802]

[badchristiannightcore]

it’s fuckin pikablu the god

[foothive-deactivated20170802]

awesome! thanks! thank you! good!

[meladoodle]

please watch this video

[memethiefsteve]

[heartbeatemoji]

this is like so funny but terrifying¿ im laughing partially out of fear

[alurdunfinn]

I’m laughing entirely out of fear

[raspberrychainsaw]

Such a talented boy

[ghosthotel]

these are the funniest figure photographs i’ve ever seen holy shit

[anoni--moose]

Bard Combat

[cannedviennasnausage]

lindsey stirling is probably taking notes

[brainstatic]

“At least Nixon was-” please stop, Nixon was a fascistic lunatic. When Daniel Ellsberg revealed the Pentagon Papers, Nixon had his goons break into Ellsberg’s psychiatrist’s office to find things to discredit him with. He wanted to firebomb the Brookings Institute. He tanked the 1968 peace talks with Vietnam because he wanted a war to help him win the election. The most annoying thing liberals do is act like modern conservatives are a disgrace to the noble conservatives of the past. They’ve always been this bad. 

[yugirimistwalker]

kinda fucked up that we’ve not only already had 4 months this year but we’re starting a 5th… looks like 2017 is the year of months

[yugirimistwalker]

lads you are not gonna fucking believe this

[copperbadge]

I’ve coined a new term for the gallows humor that my generation indulges in because we have an overheating planet, a dim political future, a crushing economy, and a real avocado toast problem:

Millennihilism

[pidgeling]

It appeals to a nietzche audience.

[copperbadge]

I AM SO MAD I DIDN’T THINK TO ADD THIS MYSELF