sick as frick

[pochacco]

i am stupid for free. no one pays me to be this stupid and i think that’s very brave

[cervicks-deactivated20141013]

not killing myself is a personal achievement but you cant really brag about that at dinner parties

[valdotpng]

girls will say they ‘know a spot’ then take you to the incinerator, thanking you for participating in their aperture science computer-aided enrichment activity

[ryan-sometimes]

Sensory overload is such a weird feeling to describe. In a nutshell, sound is attacking me.

[madeofbees]

Today an escalator was squeaking really loudly and I told my sister it was eating my teeth.

[weirdly-friendly]

Me after commiting a minor mistake

[animedads-deactivated20210108]

folks, I’m just gonna say it. I don’t think it rains for long enough periods of time. it rains hard, it sounds good, I’m comfortable inside, but within 5 minutes the jig is up. the dream is over. I think it should rain for longer periods of time than it presently does

[silverjirachi]

a frog made this post

[i-draws-dinosaurs]

the frog is right

[cryptonature]

Somewhere, there are orcas. I’m in my little gray house in Ohio surrounded by the stale, staticky air of winter indoors, but somewhere there are orcas. It’s an easy fact to forget. It’s easy to shrink your world to what you can see. But thankfully, somewhere, there are orcas.

[wizardnuke]

me: I really like history

what some ppl think I mean, and understandably so: eheheh I like military history

what I mean: people are and have always been fucking crazy and it's very entertaining to find out what they were up to. it's like drama but like three centuries old.

[loveyoufor1000000years-deactiva]

Lovey dovey bitch syndrome is decaying my brain

[asideofbpd]

i don’t have the healthiest coping methods but i haven’t killed myself yet so where’s my fucking medal

[organizedstudy]

Someone who’s my friend: actually verbally says we are friends or tell me they enjoy being with me

Me: this is literally the best moment of my life and I will cherish this in secret forever

[snowthunder]

What she says: I’m fine

What she means: In Howl’s Moving Castle Sophie goes back in time and witnesses Howl making his original deal with Calcifer thus discovering the way to break Howl’s curse and before she leaves she tells Howl to find her in the future and if you recall to the beginning of the movie Howl saves Sophie from some highly questionable and rapey soldiers and tells her “there you are sweetheart, sorry I’m late, I’ve been looking everywhere for you” because he took what she told him as a child to heart and has been looking for her ever since and if that’s not the tightest shit ever I don’t know what is

[vampiregerard]

who wants to come over and just like. come to my backyard with me and then just. scream. for three hours.

[finehoney]

not to be thirsty on main but i would love a little kiss on the forehead

[sanjidysphoria]

not even a hot take

[khe1]

*holds my own boob for emotional support*

[daynascully]

Hi, Eve.