PLEASE

please bring me an otter

[hochiminhts-deactivated20190916]

if i saw a ghost i would simply bust it

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

The ghost, or?

[hochiminhts-deactivated20190916]

[approach]

“Because the greatest part of a road trip isn’t arriving at your destination. It’s all the wild stuff that happens along the way.”

— -Matthew Fisher on Tamed by Emma Chase (via suspend)

[coraled]

when ur a phuckingn babey

[nihonio]

a little creacher

[fortooate]

women typically do not want me and fish look at me and feel contempt

[ophanic]

props to stem people wtf! i can bullshit my way through any english essay because literally u just have to say stuff. but for stem paper u have to say stuff AND it has to be true. wack. 

[luckysovreign]

props to hums people wtf! i can bullshit my way through any stem essay because literally u just have to repeat stuff. but for a hums paper u have to say stuff AND it has to be new stuff from your brain. wack. 

[jeaniefranklins]

#FINALLY the solidarity we need to defeat business majors

[square-enix]

i hope this email finds you a broken husk of a man

[viole-n-t]

[garrettauthor]

This made me so fucking angry I have to inflict it on all of you.

[thyrell]

what’s the punchline here

[thyrell]

wait

[thyrell]

[ruinedchildhood]

[island-delver-go]

[sexywizardsdotcom-deactivated20]

kangaroo: (sees creature descend from the sky with a single giant multicoloured wing)

kangaroo: oh i am going to absolutely kick the shit out of that.

[slimeboyesz]

can someone from the science side of tumblr explain this to me?

[yoogadickman-deactivated2017090]

Bird no want wet feet, bird shoes

[nasterbate]

thank you science side of tumblr

[meloetta]

me: *has a romantic thought*

me: 

[luckydreaming]

Don’t post your negativity on a positive post.

[mancomics]

Electrons

[luckydreaming]

I should kick your ass. 

[catchymemes]

[heshe]

[first-ex-wife]

they forgot the most important one

[ourstrangeduet]

me at 14: I cant wait till im in college I have so many plans for life and nothing can stop me :)

Me now: Mm. Me hungey. Me eat macdonal. French frie. Frenchffrie. French frie.

[stevienick]

[idiona]

I hope something unexpectedly good happens to you this week.

[dajo42]