Welcome to my world

Stop by. Say hi. I may or may not bite. Just a dreamer pretending to be a responsible adult.

[noahwyles]

i, a rock collector, had to go to the ER yesterday because of a gallstone attack, here is how my father messaged me

thanks dad

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

"Now is not the time for dad jokes"

[scribeherself]

[danielodowd-deactivated20170124]

[sarah0687]

My "city girl" side totally showed today as I was stopped from driving home by a couple of turkeys running in front of my car and just chilling in front of me. Honking the horn didn't get them to move. Neither did slowly edging forward.

They did move eventually but I'm annoyed that I didn't get a video or picture of it. I was too busy trying to figure out how to get around them

[zero1infinity]

[tsukiyamas]

why does this have 32k notes? it’s just a picture of a knife in a ranch bottle, is there some unspoken joke that 32 thousand people share? what is going on here, i dont get it. it’s just a fucking picture of a knife in a ranch bottle. is there some spiritual connection people have to this picture? is there some ominous and mystical reasoning that this has 32 thousand notes? do people reblog this because it makes them look like some indie blogger? or is there just something funny to this? someone please explain

[diggly]

no one tell him

[analyticalsenshi]

Scheduling this to post on March 15 because it needs to happen.

[cannon-fannon]

March 15 again and here we go…

[cherryflavoredbutch]

brown works so hard and does so much and everyone is so mean to her. coffee chocolate hair leather tea wood eyes broth a warm coat autumn leaves caramelized onions the crust on a loaf of bread. all things good and warm and kind are brown. bitch!

[what-even-is-thiss]

I like watching birds but I don’t know what any of them are. I just like looking. Their name is not my business.

[finnwolfhards]

this is superior humor

[duke-chainsaw]

I have some to add:

[pyros-random-thoughts]

M O R E

[oh-great-autistic-gay]

I hope you enjoy

[bravelycowering]

[cowdogpaws]

A broken compass is right twice a directions

[dragon-in-a-fez]

fog haters are weak. you are walking in a cloud and it's making everything look like a moody detective film! the veil is thin and there could be a faerie 20 metres directly ahead of you! appreciate it!!

[catchymemes]

[clickrtrained-deactivated202512]

an alarming number of you have forgotten that girls rule and boys drool

[anxietyproblem]

[happyheidi]

🦔

This is Charles. He wants to go on a journey around tumblr. could you show him around?

[inkskinned]

unfortunately, due to several experiences in my youth, i cannot just “walk up and join the circle of people talking”, but it does sound lovely thank you

[sexboobomb]

I want to learn more exclamations that aren’t strictly just religious stuff. “Jesus Christ” this, “oh my god” that, nah I want something fresh.

What are some of y’all’s favorite exclamations that aren’t about god?

[deinhochzeitstag]

I guess sometimes we just need to accept that we don‘t mean as much to someone as they mean to us, and that‘s okay