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omg #metrotransit put in a bathroom at my bus stop #sweet (at Northeast Minneapolis)

#sweet #metrotransit

#minnesota

Sleeping on the job #mnstorms (at Landmark Plaza)

#mnstorms

‘Chairs In The Dark’ by White Fence

"His albums are all nearly overcrowded by sonic ideas and psychedelic twists," says Pitchfork. Awesome.

#music #thisismyjam

stuffaboutminneapolis

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stuffaboutminneapolis:

American States, like Americans themselves, are fond of trumpeting their superlatives. To hear them tell it, they’re all first in something: Corn growth, coal production, giant-est giant-ball-of-twine, blah, blah, blah. But something’s not adding up, States: If you’re all so great, how come the country’s giving off the distinct odor of failure?

All of those A’s you’ve been giving yourselves seem to add up to general malaise, from C to shining C—and that’s with grade inflation. Clearly, you’re cherrypicking your data and juking the stats. Which is why GQ took a true accounting of firsts (Louisiana: #1 in Syphilis!) and worsts (nobody does debt like Califor-ny-yay!), and ranked the states according to one common, leveling criterion: Shittiness. We proudly present, in order, the fifty worst states in America.

49. Minnesota The average Minnesotan seems to get more regular exercise than the average American… because the average Minnesotan burns about six billion calories just scraping the ice off his windshield every morning. Despite soul-killing winters and the constantly audible drone of Garrison Keillor in the background, the Gopher State consistently tops lists of most desirable places to live. Course, Minnesotans also get more colonoscopies than the average American, once again proving the axiom: No matter where you live, someone’s always up your ass.

Even in a GQ humor article, we come out as the second best state in the nation. (Massachusets was #1, while Arizona was deemed the worst.) Please keep this high praise of Minnesota in your head while you are driving on 494 just as the latest snowstorm hits us at rush hour, and you have to dig out of six to eight inches of snow on Saturday morning.

Remember…You are a Minnesotan, and you are awesome.

Let’s bold that then, shall we?

Remember…You are a Minnesotan, and you are awesome.

Take this test to see if you're skilled enough to immigrate to Canada. You need a 67 to pass. I got a 65. Ouch.

#election #canada #immigration

RT @fraying: "Remember that you are solely responsible for where you point your attention." http://powazek.com/posts/2754

One week left in fall dart league. I'm ranked 19th out of 26, team is 4th of 4 #olympics #london2012 #dartist http://tinyurl.com/falldarts

YouTube seems to be broken. At least their internal server error message is funny http://cl.ly/36ca1820e86dd61a4827 #youtube #monkeys

Can't stop watching this. Skip ahead to about 1:10.

RT @XcelEnergyCtr: @lcdsoundsystem performs @TheRoyWilkins on Oct. 23. RT for a chance to win 2 tickets #LCDTweet4Tix

Fall dart league begins! — at Roddy's http://gowal.la/c/2vRsZ?137

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