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suck a dick, dumb shits

[alanaisalive]

The other night husband and I were watching a documentary about the yeti where they were doing DNA analysis of samples of supposed yeti fur, and every one of them came back as bears.

Anyway, the next night we watched a thing about some pig man who is supposed to live in Vermont. People said it had claws and a pig nose but walked upright like a man. Now, I happen to know that sideshows used to shave bears and present them as pig men. So every piece of evidence they gave of this monster sounds to me like a bear with mange.

So now the running joke in our house is that everything is bears. Aliens? Bears. Loch Ness monster? Bear. Every cryptozoological mystery is just a very crafty bear.

Bears. They’re everywhere. Be wary. Anyone or anything could be a bear.

[iguanamouth]

oh shit

[throughshadow-to-the-edgeofnight]

[alanaisalive]

As the OP of this post, I’m going to threaten that if this gets to one million notes by the 10 year anniversary on 1 June 2026, one year from today, I will get a lower back tattoo of the loch ness bear monster.

[docd666]

Y'all know what to do Tumblr.

[segamascott]

my gay friend said he wants to try vagina (mine). he said he is not bi but after a traumatic car accident he thought about vagina yesterday.

should we have sex and is this a phase???? he has only been with men btw

i guess that makes sense i mean he was in a car accident

[sarahlynnsleftnipple]

texting the gc asking which AI is the most fuckable

[sarahlynnsleftnipple]

sometimes i genuinely just feel like i’ll never have anyone to do cute shit with

i wanna go on dates

i wanna have someone come home and be excited to see me

i wanna lay in bed with someone who loves me

i genuinely just feel like people just want to use me for their own selfish gain when it comes to any form of romantic relationship and i hate it

[sarahlynnsleftnipple]

the fact that i literally either dream about phineas and ferb getting involved with politics or have detailed nightmares about my friends dying is such a wild concept to me bc tell me why the same mind that came up with various ways of watching the people I hold closest be killed horrifically while i watch and cannot save them also came up with the one about The Fireside Girls running the US military

[hiddeninsakura]

[capricornluna-deactivated201810]

this blog hates donald trump

[pearlmarley]

Look how many people hate him. I’m pretty damn happy about that 😁😁😁😁😁😁

[aggressivetapdancing]

I’ve never reblogged something so fast

[kirby97]

Perhaps it's just because I'm a short woman who happens to enjoy both frilly dresses and sex, but I get so mad when people say Ariana grande or Sabrina carpenter are encouraging pedos by uh .... being short, enjoying cute things, and enjoying sex. I'm sorry some adult women are very cute and hot and like sex. And it literally has nothing to do with children. The people accusing them of being creeps are the ones inserting children into the discussion at all. (hyumjim voice) And I'm NOT supposed to be creeped out by that???

[kirby97]

This post got me blocked by a mutual but I don't care I'm an advocate of women expressing their sexuality EVEN IF they have committed the crime of being short.

[breelandwalker]

Got any info about St Patrick's Day? ^^

It's...an Irish Catholic holiday celebrating St. Patrick that's way more popular in the US than it is in Ireland?

From a pagan standpoint, nada. And the snake thing was apocryphal and had nothing to do with druids. (St. Patrick didn't even do a very good job at conversion. The Wolves of Ossery is a good tale, but we're not sure that was him.)

Fabulous time to learn a bit of Gaeilge or read some Irish history or folklore though.

Or Oscar Wilde, absolutely fabulous queer icon that he was. Or W. B. Yeats, who loved fairy lore and was part of an occult society and once superkicked Aleister Crowley down a flight of stairs.

True story.

[dawn4ngel]

[bbcwhereareyou]

[punchholesinthesky]

[queerpunktomatoes]

Here is a list of books that Project 2025 is looking to ban and the reasons for each.

These are the books they are afraid of. These are the books we need to be reading.

[sarahlynnsleftnipple]

so i read a lot and hate to admit it but i do quite enjoy the little booktok recommended romance novels but i have been trying to pepper in some banned books into my TBR which has made for some interesting switch overs

prime example being going from a priest smut book to The Communist Manifesto

[cumaeansibyl]

people talking about “forced diversity” like characters being PoC or LGBT or disabled “for no reason” like

are people in real life PoC or LGBT or disabled for a reason

do these critics run up to people on the street like WHY ARE YOU BLACK

[cumaeansibyl]

this post is nearly ten years old and unfortunately the government is now out here asking anyone with a halfway decent job WHY ARE YOU BLACK

[sarahlynnsleftnipple]

[mitsvp-deactivated20250529]

im forever losing at this picture can someone please forbid him from making these kind of expressions

[sarahlynnsleftnipple]

i used to have this friend who turned out to be a complete piece of shit person (think worst kind of person you can be) and so i stopped being friends with him but he recently got married to one of my sorority sisters and sometimes i stalk her on social media just to make sure she’s like…okay

but apparently she recently found out i did this and thinks it’s because im jealous of her man….buddy you’re the one who married someone we all warned you would end up hurting you, so sorry for being concerned i guess

[janegumball]

Bonus Shtüpids

(already posted Bojangles and Amalthea but it would look nicer as a group so)

(Also I heard your feedback and I took Wojack’s happiness away, no smiles for him)

[depsidase]