[buddwyer]

all the leaves are brown (alllllll the leaaaaves are brown)

[cornerfolks]

and the sky is gay

[buddwyer]

(and the sky is gay)

[baddingtonbitch]

emo drag king named Evan Essence

[jokerlives]

Sigourney Weaver’s boneless double for the “Alien” series.

[catgirl-kaiju]

So fucked up can’t believe they deboned her

[wagamaggot]

its called method acting

[fredbydawn]

We all know Furbies lay Orbeez eggs that Worms on a String hatch from, but did you know that when a Furby escapes captivity it will revert back to its feral long worm form in less than a year

[fredbydawn]

I hope this clears things up

[sixpenceee]

A full rotation of the Earth visualised by stabilising the sky over a 24 hour period.

Source

[demonbarber14]

LEAKED Suicide Squad Script

Hi my name is Lime Green Jared Leto Joker Banksy and I have short green hair (that’s how I got my name) and icy blue eyes that are like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like marilyn manson (AN: if you don’t know who he is get da hell out of here!). I have pale white skin. I’m also a criminal and go to an asylum called Arkum in GOTHam. I’m a goth (in case you couldn’t tell) and I love hot topic and buy all my clothes from there. Today I was wearing a purple leather jacket and black combat boots. I was wearing black lipstick, white foundation, and black eyeliner. I even hav black teeth. I have lots of goffick tattoos with skullz and other goffick symbols.I was walking outside arkum. It was snowing and raining, so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. Batman stared at me. I put up my middle finger at him.

[oh-so-negro]

That smile at the end? Priceless...

[drinkyourjuiceshelby]

[joasakura]

N I C E

[rilli-luci]

@corixr

[froginakettle]

I grew up with circus people. I wish I found this impressive. I really do wish I still found wonder in juggling. My husband juggles too. My mom juggles. Most people I know juggle. It loses its majesty when you’re trying to watch TV and these clowns out of makeup (literally) are tossing ingredients for dinner around like they’re the dwarves from The Hobbit. Can you pass the salt? No. They can only throw it. You want something, it gets thrown at you. And guess what, it doesn’t matter if you’re a decent contortionist and a great dancer, if you don’t have hand-eye coordination, sorry, you ruin the whole rhythm of the household. But they don’t let you just live. They don’t say oh that’s fine you can walk a tightrope and bend backwards while making a flower with your hands. No. It’s always ‘do your hand like this’ and ‘watch my hand’. Well, guess what Tommy, I have been doing my hand like that since I was three and i still have no chance of getting into clown college. I’m going to become a researcher mom. i’m leaving the circus to go work in a cubicle. now my mom doesn’t speak to me and my husband goes out to do his rollerskate juggling thing without me and that’s just fine. i like computers, mom. i like talking to people without trying to balance things on my face while i do it. and there’s nothing wrong with that.

[barebitchinbodkin]

Idk how we got here but I support you 100 fucking percent

[moonlady9]

U do u boo,

But I love this two juggling dorks up there!!

[gengarpng]

You know what? Fuck you.

*unshrinkies your dinks*

[gengarpng]

[internetwes]

no..... my dinks....

[wyomings]

being into homestuck during its peak in 2012 is a high ill be chasing for the rest of my life

[kittycouch]

When your rival picks Scorbunny and immediately challenges you to a battle.

[hyrule-in-a-pokeball]

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[fullmetalfisting]

Fuck society fuck capitalism I’m gonna go full feral and live in the woods

[fart-poop-daily]

Ppl on tumbler LOVE talking about how they want to “go feral” and “live in the woods” and let me say first hand that NONE of y'all have the skill it takes to lone wolf it out in the wilderness for even a single day … . stop appropriating werewolf culture and get an office job….,

[fullmetalfisting]

Oh you think I plan to survive? You think I’m gonna try and drink river water and eat squirrels out there? Fuck you im gonna rub dirt on my face and immediately die

[sixpenceee]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[aleshakills]

I know this is supposed to be a joke but I can’t even laugh cause that’s just how customers are

[bob-belcher]

[c--o--l--o--r-moved-deactivated]

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