The Thorn Among The Tyrells

@sarahtyrell

My name is Sarah, I'm 20, a little bit crazy, love animals and comedy and have a very active and diverse blog. It doesn't (usually) contain NSFW content so if u like a clean dash follow me. most of what i post is either funny or interesting to most people. I often follow back.

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kawahidaya

the i have to follow the plot squad:

the i have to change the plot so i won't die squad:

the i just wanna live my life squad:

an-angel-so-called-satan

PenelopexCallisto fanarts

Also known as 칼리페페

When Callisto allowed Penelope to step on him^❤️‍🔥

칼리페페 OTP

Artist: eyesoffyou0003_

Artist: kkdezy

Artist: nadal0313

Artist: hwagi12

Artist: KimGeumJaLOVE

Part 2

an-angel-so-called-satan

The observation is not mine, but someone on facebook who noticed it:

The affection score colors of Eckles and Derrick have a certain part of the lock dark, hinting to the reader that their feelings are twisted...

Meanwhile:

Callisto and Reynold's affection score colors are perfectly light on the locks, without any dark undertones.

I find it interesting that with small details SOUL is giving clues to the reader of the future of the story <3

kawahidaya

Looks like a cinnamon roll, could kill you:

Looks like they could kill you, is a cinnamon roll:

Looks like a cinnamon roll, is a cinnamon roll:

Looks like they could kill you, could actually kill you:

braindamaged007-deactivated2024

ultrafacts

aletheyass

24 etruscan/roman bronze statues found!!! yes!!!!

aletheyass

hiiiii besties! welcome back to the world 🤍

kallistoi

[image description: photos of statues being unearthed]

saffronlesbian

Italian authorities on Tuesday announced the extraordinary discovery of 2,000-year-old bronze statues in an ancient Tuscan thermal spring an

here is the article link!

flagellant

"I don't like the Jack Harkness test because it means it's okay to fuck Scooby Doo"

yes that's the entire damn point of the Harkness test. The Harkness Test doesn't exist to say you have to fuck Scooby Doo. The Harkness Test exists to say that it is morally/ethically fine for someone to want to fuck Scooby Doo, because Scooby Doo can give informed consent and communicate as such.

the reason you don't like it is because none of you are self-aware enough to realize how incredibly fucking puritan all of you are when it comes to fucking

sethprotector

Tumblr being free is humanity's greatest error.

flagellant

Then pay me 20$ if you feel so strongly about it

flagellant

Tumblr is a free website where I am paid $20

storyoflight

zombeesknees

#can people stop hiring paul bettany to be ice cold and whispery #and hire him again to be A HYPER CON ARTIST STAND-UP EMCEE AGAIN #pls and thnk u

bookgeekgrrl

#TOOODAY #you find yourselves EQUALS #for you are all equally blessed #for I have the pride #the PRIVILEGE #NAY!!! #the PLEASURE #of introducing to you…… a knight….. SIRED by knights #A knight who can trace his lineage back……… before Charlemagne. #I first met him on a mountaintop pRAYING TO GOD #asking for forgiveness! #for the Saracen blood split by his sword. NEXT #he amazed me still futher #in Italy! #when he saved a fatherless beauty from the would-be ravishings of her DREADFUL TURKISH UNCLE #[dramatic pause] #He spent a year #……in silence……. #just to better understand the sound……… of a whisper? #AND SO #without any further gilding of the lily and with no more ado #I give you the Seeker of Serenity! #the Protector of Italian Virginity #the Enforcer of our Lord God #the One #the Only #SIR UUUUUUUUUUURLICH VON LICHTENSTEIN

heatandapathy

Posting the scene again because those notes were so perfect I could hear his voice and there’s a video that’s less than a decade old.

dankmemeuniversity

aqueerkettleofish

And sometimes your friend sounds exactly like their parent on the phone.

And sometimes the parent would just silently stay on the other line.

dangerbooze

I honestly felt bad for anyone who called my grandparents house when I was a kid. Me, my grandmother, my aunt and my sister all sounded the same over the phone.

datarep

The Simpsons - Most Popular Characters

by u/bmoorewastaken

prokopetz

Like most old-school RPGs with unguided character creation, Disco Elysium makes it possible to softlock yourself very early by building a character who mathematically cannot survive the tutorial mission. However, unlike most old-school RPGs with unguided character creation, every way in which you can do this is objectively hilarious.

funky-from-now-on

come on, you can’t just say this without giving examples lol

prokopetz

Without giving too much away, there’s an NPC you must meet in their office who offers you a chair to sit down; refusing to sit in the chair requires passing a Volition skill check. If you do sit down, the chair proves to be so incredibly uncomfortable that you have to make a Pain Threshold saving throw or suffer a single point of damage.

It’s completely possible – albeit very unlikely – to put yourself in a position where your Volition is too low to refuse to sit down, your Pain Threshold is too low to avoid taking damage from doing so, you have only a single point of Health remaining, and you’ve already exhausted every source of healing that’s accessible to you at that point.

If all of those factors line up, you cannot proceed because you lack the confidence to refuse to sit in a chair that’s so uncomfortable it kills you.

laranoa

talvin-muircastle

gryffindorcls

Wow, I did not see that coming.

uncle-cazador

Did not expect that

hobbular

Friend of mine was submitting a job application and discovered that they REQUIRED a photo:

We're trying to decide which of these is a better option:

or

crazy-brazilian

disgruntled-foreign-patriarch

fuck the IRS. They deserve absolutely zero

catsoverloaded

A black dragón floating above the clouds

themediocrehuman

So others need not squint to read “On March 11, 889 CE, 17 year-old Emperor Uda wrote: ‘On the 6th day of the 2nd Month of the First Year of the Kampo era. Taking a moment of my free time, I wish to express my joy of the cat. It arrived by boat as a gift to the late Emperor, received from the hands of Minamoto no Kuwasahi. The color of its fur is peerless. None could find the words to describe it, although one said it was reminiscent of the deepest ink. It has an air about it, similar to Kanno. Its length is 5 sun, and its height is 6 sun. I affixed a bow about its neck, but it did not remain for long. In rebellion, it narrows its eyes and extends its needles. It shows its back. When it lies down, it curls in a circle like a coin. you cannot see its feet. It’s as if it were a circular Bi disk. When it stands, its cry expresses profound loneliness, like a black dragon floating above the clouds. By nature, it stalks birds. It lowers its head and works its tail. It can extend its spine to raise its height by at least 2 sun. Its color allows it to disappear at night. I am convinced it is superior to all other cats.’”