sarahxyz98

28. ON. canada. hi there, I'm sarah Bts has taken over my life in a extremely good way and I'm surviving some how.. I also love watching tv and movies and listening to all kinds of music. I love Mr robot, Game of Thrones, preacher :D open to meeting new people so ask me something or send me a message :)

[sarahxyz98]

It's my 14 year anniversary on Tumblr 🥳

[coffee-khaleesi-deactivated2020]

When I was training to be a battered women’s advocate, my supervisor said something that really blew my mind:

“You can always assume one thing about your clients; and that is that they are doing their best. Always assume everyone is doing their best. And if they’re having a day where their best just isn’t that great, or their best doesn’t look like your best, you have to be okay with that.”

Any now whenever anyone in my life, either a friend or a client, frustrates me, disappoints me, or pisses me off, I just tell myself They are doing their best. Their best isn’t that great today, but I have days where my best isn’t that great either. 

[bogfox]

Op I’d like to thank you for sharing this. Ever since the first time I’ve read it I’ve held it in my mind and it really has helped me to be kinder to others and to myself.

[coolsaddad-blog]

Roses are red, that much is true, but violets are purple, not fucking blue.

[feels-for-the-fictional]

I have been waiting for this post all my life.

[marzipanandminutiae]

They are indeed purple, But one thing you’ve missed: The concept of “purple” Didn’t always exist.

Some cultures lack names For a color, you see. Hence good old Homer And his “wine-dark sea.”

A usage so quaint, A phrasing so old, For verses of romance Is sheer fucking gold.

So roses are red. Violets once were called blue. I’m hugely pedantic But what else is new?

[ineptshieldmaid]

My friend you’re not wrong About Homer’s wine-ey sea! Colours are a matter Of cultural contingency;

Words are in flux And meanings they drift But the word purple You’ve given short shrift.

The concept of purple, My friends, is old And refers to a pigment once precious as gold.

By crushing up molluscs From the wine-dark sea You make a dye: Imperial decree

Meant that in Rome, to wear purpura was a privilege reserved

For only the emperor!

The word ‘purple’, for clothes so fancy, Entered English By the ninth century

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Why then are voilets Not purple in song? The dye from this mollusc, known for so long

Is almost magenta; More red than blue. The concept of purple is old, and yet new.

The dye is red, So this might be true: Roses are purple And violets are blue

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[squeeful]

While this song makes me merry, Tyrian purple dyes many a hue From magenta to berry And a true purple too.

But fun as it is to watch this poetic race The answer is staring you right in the face: Roses are red and violets are blue Because nothing fucking rhymes with purple.

[cryoverkiltmilk]

[last-flight-of-dickarus]

Hirple - To limp or walk awkwardly

Cirple - An old Scots word for the hindquarters of a horse

[nobodybetterhavethisoneoriswear]

“Roses are red, violets are purple,

My boner for you has caused me to hirple.”

…

My, how romantic!

[wouldthatcreationhadformedmeman]

DYING. I AM DYING.

[kiranovember]

Calling theshitpostcalligrapher! We need @theshitpostcalligrapher

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

@kiranovember u better buy this as a commission lmao

[simonalkenmayer]

This post has evolved.

[minotaur-in-my-labyrinth]

I am 100 percent all for every part of this thread. I have laughed loudly and long. Thank you, thou glorious purple-hirple rhyme.

[knittinggiantbeanies]

[knittinggiantbeanies]

[narvalitus]

Why Do You Need To Do This

[knittinggiantbeanies]

[domonoadamu]

STOP THIS.

[knittinggiantbeanies]

[chongoblog]

Judy there are limits

[zomi-hime-deactivated20201001]

@lifeisdetermination

[officialfist]

@princessdawnauroreon

[lofibeatstogoferalto]

Here are my contributions

[joshuadduarte]

[taciturnaberration]

[honeybooboothefool]

[nurse-lazy]

I feel called out.

[ladycreep-deactivated20201127]

[talkshows-deactivated20150818]

the anniversary of library paste man’s death is in four days.

[basketghost]

One hundred and ten years ago to the day. Amazing. Incredible.

[1dietcokeinacan]

RIP😔🙏📚🍯

[everythingfox]

A rare moment caught on camera

[succubusboyfriend]

me at any given time: can we just buckle down and focus on the task at hand please???

my brain:

my brain: ……….ranibow sprimkle……………

[succubusboyfriend]

ranibow sprimkle……..

[cr0wswithknives]

kepchup.

[cosmicyeehaw]

SPINCH

[oli-nerd]

B A N C H

[scoobertdoobertlove]

chichen nuggest

[yondus-wife]

b R o G L e

[borzboy]

strawbebbies..

[sprayed-cheese]

this post almost moved me to tears

[porterr-robinson]

[zero-two-ten]

[libertarirynn-deactivated202006]

Watching this to the end fucking obliterated me. You will not guess what company this commercial is for in a billion years. I promise.

[shock777archive]

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME 

[raisinbrancereal]

I FEEL LIKE IVE BEEN HIT IN THE FACE WITH A BAT

[thechaotictrickster]

What. The Fuck. What the Actual Fuck.

[shitposting-hobbits-to-gallifrey]

What the fuck

[baloobird]

I’M HYSTERICALLY LAUGHING WTF 😂

[lesbiankatebush]

sexyback over the beat of seven nation army

[lesbiankatebush]

i’m bringing sexy back a seven nation army couldn’t hold me back

[stsebastiens]

this post gave me whiplash

[theshippingroyalty]

It already exists guys

[snufenuff]

Y'all-

[joxterstudies]

What have you done I must resist the need to know!

[gayymomgod-side-blog-deactivate]

I MEAN

IT

IT SOUNDS LIKE AN ACTUAL BOP-

[zim-card]

OKAY BITCH HOLD UP

[thefilmstage]

Anton Yelchin’s enduring legacy is explored in the first trailer for Love, Antosha.

[tearbtss]

↳ like or reblog if you save ღ

[milkbts]

do u have time to talk about our lord and saviour 190615 taehyung

[daisyturtle]

Did the show LOST just like…. ruining anyone else’s life…. those numbers are forever engraved in my mind…. live together die alone….. not penny’s boat….

[thottymasterlist]

#HappyShownuDay!

[squeeful]

[disclaymore-deactivated20230920]

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