This is Everything Welcome Home!

 Hey guys the names Sara I’m currently 25. I’m into gaming, coloring, movies, books, and animals. I have been with the most amazing girl for 3 years. She makes my heart happy! I’m not as active on this as I use to be but I’m trying to get back up and running. I hope you all like what you see and if you ever need someone to talk to just send me an ask or a direct message. Peace and love - Sara 

[kramer]

[littlestpersimmon]

[softlysaygoodbye]

[soloh]

But how many times can you justify to yourself that it's worth your effort, your time, your energy, when they've shown you time and time again that it's not?

-Give Until You Break//mutilatedmemories

[the-jackals]

[teganeffect]

Omg! 😍🔥😭💀

[cherrypiereadytodie]

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[cherrypiereadytodie]

[lostovae]

Wisdom teeth are so weird cause my body is like, “hey I know you are done growing but would you like some…MORE TEETH???? And I’m like, “hell no, theres no room,” but then my body is still like *slamming fists on table* “more teeth! MORE TEETH! MORE TEETH! MORE TEETH! M O R E T E E T H”

[freakinfishtank]

Oh there’s no room? That’s fine we’ll just gRoW TheM IN FuvKiNg SIDEWAYS

[nemeshii]

Literally just got my wisdom teeth out this morning and this is the first time I’ve ever seen this post 🤔

[zevveli]

I still think that my favorite urban legend/folklore fact is that there are certain areas in New Orleans where you cannot get a taxi late at night not because it isn’t safe, but because taxi companies have had recurring problems of picking up ghosts in those areas who are not aware that they are dead and disappearing from the cab before reaching the destination and therefore stiffing the driver on the fare causing a loss for the company.

[elsajeni]

An occupational hazard of cab driving I had not previously considered

[princessnijireiki]

I love that the nola problem here is not “ghosts in my taxi cab,” but “ghosts are FUCKING BROKE DEAD BASTARDS & I GOT BILLS”

[siderealsandman]

Horror is when ghosts get into cabs and scare drivers Magical realism is when cab companies have to develop policies to prevent ghastly fare-theft

[nudityandnerdery]

Rose Marshall feels attacked by these policies.

[z-ndjenja]

[atraversso]

Two aliens by ketzal_coatl

[kaijuno]

Daniel Radcliffe’s wife is from Flint and so sometimes he’s in town and you just kinda… see fuckin Harry Potter out n about. Saw him leaving Texas Roadhouse today and he nodded at my round rim glasses lol

Didn’t ask for a picture but my waitress friend did and he took a pic with the whole crew

[kaijuno]

Dan Radcliffe is Flint’s local cryptid

[keepthemacramesecret]

[caroldanversenthusiast]

there is no way this woman is straight

[dutchster]

Party Rock Anthem has the same BPM as Uptown Girl (x)

[richiefuckfacetozier]

This is my favorite thing to exist

[kaspbrak-eddie]

all the gays when this song comes on in the club

[roxaxs]

happy pride month! 🌈

[thebootydiaries]

friend who lives hundreds of miles away: i made food

me: can i have some

[slothgangang]

friend who lives hundreds of miles away: yes

[boomstab-papa]

[grungegoths]

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