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YOU ARE THE REASON
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
hello vonnie

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One Nice Bug Per Day
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
Game of Thrones Daily
$LAYYYTER

if i look back, i am lost
Claire Keane
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me

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@sarasuckspeen
OH MY GOOOOOOD WHAT’S HAPPENING
the secret cheat code for women is realizing you dont have to date men
this doesnt just go for lesbians it goes for bi women and straight women too. i cant even count how many times straight women have told me “i wish i was a lesbian so i didnt have to date men” but guess what … u Dont have to date men
to be clear this also isnt necessarily saying ‘go date women instead!!’ its just saying…. u dont have to date men. u dont have to be dating women in order to not date men! in fact if ur not attracted to women at all please dont date women just as a substitute for men. but if dating men isnt making u happy… u dont have to do that. u dont have to make a space in ur life for men
im singlehandedly destroying every mans mental health by telling women its ok to not date them
thank you for your service
Anybody: *explains a conspiracy theory that makes absolutely no sense*
Me:
“why do lesbians hate men” son almost all women hate men, lesbians just have nothing to lose by saying so.
also have any of y’all listened to a country song made by a straight woman? literally nobody in the world hates men more than a straight woman who has had enough.
I forgot about high school……. Like completely forgot I ever attended
helpful grammar tip! farther is for physical distance, further is for metaphorical distance, and father is for emotional distance!
Who hurt you?
my father did you not read the post
Aliens are the least of our worries right now but listen to me. Aliens don’t want to hurt us but the government is gonna convince us they do and incite worldwide panic and start a real space war to avoid advancing technology for the general population because efficient non oil based energy that the aliens have will crush the capitalist industries that need it to thrive welcome to my ted talk
this post so confidently and sincerely made it’s point that i had to stop myself checking the news to find out if first contact had happened this morning
y’all ever have a mental health day so weird that your brain feels like the skittish half-wild horse in a horse girl movie and you have to be the tenacious but tender 12 year old girl who patiently earns its trust
Things I want in the next 5 years
- a stable job that i love
- enough money to live comfortably and travel
- a fulfulling relationship
Putting this out into the universe
resting your head on a girl’s tummy is cute because you can rest and hear the guts that you’re gonna rearrange later
me at a sleepover in 3rd grade with a bunch of girls who arent even nice to me at exactly 8:30 PM
You can be angry about things but still make the conscious decision not to be cruel. When we remind each other to be kind, we’re not saying don’t be mad. There’s a lot of stuff to be mad about right now. But you can still be a kind and patient person. You don’t have to be mean to other people. You can choose.
I called my friend just now and said, “I have a joke for you.”
Friend: “Ok shoot”
Me: “What has a tiny penis and hangs down?”
Friend: “I dunno what?”
Me: A bat.. now what has an enormous penis and hangs up?
Friend: I dunno what?
Click
THIS IS NOT A BAD JOKE, JEFF. THIS IS THE PINNACLE OF COMEDY.