Always out of context

Previously known as amousewithtales

[gauntletqueen]

some fools be like “i play games to escape my responsibilities” then pick tank or healer

[lesbianralzarek]

in my greatest fantasies i am able to help people

[ramenuzumaki]

Amazing. This is ten thousand year old water trapped inside of a polished quartz crystal.

(Source: 1•2•3)

[imgamerandimproud]

Must slurp.

[frogmp3]

posted by a naruto blog… loves it

[wetwareproblem]

All I can think is “I would NOT wanna be the person responsible for polishing it.”

[darkenedtones-deactivated202105]

Everyone’s thinking of slurping but I’m wondering

Prison for decades old bacteria/creature?

[mothmammoth]

tbh with the rate the world’s going, I’d take being possessed by the supernatural entity in this rock water any day

[justnoodlefishthings]

ancient fruit gusher

[richwhiteboys-deactivated201604]

when you fake sick and everyones like “yeah you look really terrible”

[zombiebabe]

Happy Valentine’s Day

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

The longer after Valentine’s Day you reblog this the funnier it gets.

[bepeu-deactivated20171202]

sometimes ‘brb’ stands for ‘be ready bitch’ so you have to be careful

[catchymemes]

“My mom painted this and said no one would like it. It’s her 2nd painting.”

“I painted somebody’s mom”

“Took a while and not perfect, but i painted the guy who painted the other guy’s mom”

“I painted the girl who painted the guy who painted the other guy’s mom who painted an egret”

“I painted the guy who painted the girl who painted the guy who painted the mom who painted a bird”

“When it sinks in that I stayed up most of the night to paint a meme for internet points…”

[yetimati]

…And nobody thought to post other “branchs” of this chain? Yes, it’s ‘branchS’, plural, because apparently we also have these:

Bit wonky, but I painted the woman who painted the guy who painted the lady who painted the swan.

Bit shitty, but I painted the woman who painted the woman who painted the guy who painted the lady who painted the swan

I painted u/Shitty_WaterColour who painted the woman who painted the woman who painted the guy who painted the lady who painted the swan

I painted u/color_on_a_page who painted u/Shitty_WaterColour who painted the woman who painted the woman who painted the guy who painted someone’s mom who painted a swan

Oh well, here’s yet another layer

Another branch, starting from the girl with the white background:

Took an hour or so but I painted the girl who painted the guy who painted the other guys mom

I didn’t like how reddit treated the iPad guy so I painted the guy that painted the girl that who painted the guy who painted the other guys mom on my iPad.

Continue from OP’s branch:

I haven’t painted in two years and I’m glad for the inspiration!!

A painting of the guy who hasn’t painted in years painting the guy who painted the girl who painted the guy who painted the girl who painted the other girl who painted the guy who painted the other guys mom

Same ‘level’ as the one above:

Usually lurking but not today…plaid was a great challenge!

Continue! With a cat!

We painted the guy that painted the other guy who hadn’t painted in 2 years who painted the other guy who painted the girl that painted the guy who painted the girl that painted the guy that painted some guy’s mother who painted a swan whilst making them all an NPC in the process

Honorary mentioned:

Cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep!!!

And finally, The Great Family Tree (some branch is not in the picture, pls click the link below for the full list:

This seems necessary…

https://nubleh.github.io/i_painted/

[urpe1fect4m3]

had no idea where this was going but i’m glad I stuck around

[animalbody]

depressed kids in the media: I don’t wanna go to therapy! I don’t need help! I’m not some specimen for you to dissect!

me, rollin up to my therapist’s office and collapsing in relief: what is UP my homeboy I fuckin missed you,, hope ur ready to hear some Bull Shit that fuckin happened to me this week

[gay-jesus-probably]

families of depressed kids in media: okay sweetie we’ve researched depression for ten hours straight and signed you up for therapy and re-arranged your school schedule to be less stressful

actual parents of depressed kids: look i get you’re sad but someones gotta do the goddamn dishes stop being lazy get up. why didn’t you go to school today, what’s wrong with you, you’re such a burden on this family.

[kremeroyale]

Therapists in the media: *understanding head tilt*

My real live therapist whom I adore: Natalie, that is the DUMBEST thing I’ve ever heard.

[nullannddvooiid]

Therapists in Media: Lets do some art therapy and be really quiet while we talk about your feelings :)))))) also I’m prescribing you 500 different medicines

My therapist Brian who I love to death: Jack, I think your first problem is you stay up too late looking at memes, so let’s try taking a nap

[exjwthings]

My real life therapist: Okay, before we start, I found this hilarious video I know you’d love.

[atheistjw]

Therapist in media: serious face the whole time

My therapist: *laughs awkwardly*

[skirris]

therapists in media: refined, cultured, poised, “I’m afraid I haven’t [heard of the nerdy thing their patient just referenced]”

my old therapist derek, from across the reception area, seeing me for the first time after the summer of 2015: HEY DID YOU SEE AGE OF ULTRON?? IT SUCKED, RIGHT???

my current therapist ian, in our very first appointment: do you like star wars? anxiety is like the force, it can consume you, or you can learn to keep it in balance… you’re my padawan now

[mmmm-gross]

Actual things my therapist has told me:

“You’re bassicly a glorified sad lizard.” (It makes sense with context)

“Damn girl you need to get your shit together.”

“Go home and cry. Stop drinking in bathtubs. Eat something that isn’t bleach or memes.”

I’ll add more tomorrow after I see her again.

[croutoncat]

reblog if you’ve always believed that it was butter

[greelin]

$50,000 immediately dropped into my bank account wouldn't improve EVERYTHING but boy it sure would be a grand, sexy little start to a good, happy life path, don't you think

[meilintheempressofdreams]

Reblog for unexpected $$$ dropping into your Bank account.

[make--it--gayer]

[veztemporana-deactivated2019061]

bonus:

[scumbagsblog]

I’ve never seen this with the update and it makes it so much funnier

[bumblebeebats]

me: hi, how are you today?

some SuitPerson: haha well you know - thank God it’s FRIDAY amiright!!!!!!

me, who works the next three days and has entirely lost the concept of weekends as a time for rest and relaxation:

[apocalypse-angel]

My favorite thing is when people say “Thank goodness it’s the weekend!” or “At least it’s Saturday!” while I am ringing them up for their purchases on a Saturday. 

[deadbeatmaker]

I dont wanna get a job or have real life responsibilities I wanna be an overpowered gay x-men character

[yallive-deactivated20260426]

*gets home* *breaks knuckles* time to shit myself to sleep again bohs

[yallive-deactivated20260426]

wait no its cracks knuckles

[yallive-deactivated20260426]

wait no its cry myself to sleep

[yallive-deactivated20260426]

dont reblog this stop it

[northernwinedregs]

Hi brain, you obstinate fucker. I drank the clear splashy stuff. I ate the green things. I went under that bright fucker up there. I did the thing with the moving and sweating and whatnot. Now make the happy chemical, you lump of fuck.

[study-at-the-disco-deactivated2]

Hey everyone! I hope your week has been good! I’m currently on Easter break so I have been revising a lot and so I thought I would share my method of making a study plan since we are coming up to the final term of school and exams are on there way.

The first thing I would recommend is to think about everything you need to do in the next coming month and write it down in a word document, in your planner or bujo. I find a bujo works great for me but you might prefer something different.

Next open up an spreadsheet with either microsoft or google. I love the google suite it has saved me so much money and all you need is a Google account. What you should have is something along the lines of the picture below

So what we want to do is place the dates along the edge in column A skipping A1. Mine is going to span from the beginning of my Easter holidays to the weekend before I go back to school. This is what it should look like once you have the dates done. 

Next we are going to put our subjects in. I have 7 subjects so they will be going in B1, C1, D1,E1, F1, and G1. Once you have your subjects in, your study plan is almost done. All you have to do now is add the finishing touches and you have a fully functioning study plan.

I like to colour code certain things on my study plan for example I colour the dates I workout and I colour code the weeks I find it easier to tell which day is which.

Now all you have to do is put in what you want to study each day. I would recommend being realistic. I like to set two subjects a day and if I get them done I can add another subject. Whatever you feel comfortable doing work with it. Don’t over work yourself though as this can lead to you crashing and that isn’t good in the long run.

 I love making my study plans electronically because it’s qucik and easy to change and all witht the click of a buuto

This is what mine looks like once I am done. I tend to put a weeks worth of study in as I like to change it a lot so a week works out easier for me.

Once I have studied something I mark it with red so when I look at my plan quickly I can tell what I have done. 

I hope this has helped in someway and don’t be afraid to change it because what works for me might not work for you but this is a basic 

[streetlifemanifesto]

Don’t trust morning you. Morning you is a dick. Morning you would sell your loved ones if it got them 5 minutes of extra sleep

[sarapsys]

maybe morning me wouldn’t be such a dick if that flaky bitch evening me had gone to bed instead of tumblring til butts oclock int he morning

[bigmouthlass]

Well evening me might have fallen asleep at a reasonable hour if that dumbass afternoon me hadn’t lain down for a “little nap” that lasted four hours.

[bane-of-technology]

[spiridakos]

[kirosuto]

I am Grace Adler.