you are so gay that if you went to book a room at the Penis & Butthole Hotel they would say “for you, my friend, it’s on the house”

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@sariah
you are so gay that if you went to book a room at the Penis & Butthole Hotel they would say “for you, my friend, it’s on the house”
this should be a tweet but I don’t want to deal with people on Twitter. everyone stop having every character in your fiction talk like their goal is to get an A in therapy.
I love cathartic conversations too and that is why I am begging you: stop hunting them to extinction by making them constant, characterless, and corny as hell
“how could you be so stupid” well you know what. its really not that hard
vampires have been drinking human blood for centuries they don't give a fuck about guys on eight different antidepressants. they were sucking on asbestos factory workers
Coñe como mola
HAPPY PRIDE
Me: cool video and form of art!!
Me realizing it's about a beautiful lesbian couple and their gay son:
My heart:
sometimes the nut doesn't bring any clarity at all no matter how hard you bust it. the delirium only deepens.
My favorite tags on this one today
vampires, autism, and queerness but they're all overlapping circles on a venn diagram
folks who have tagged this with "but who's in the middle?" that is you, my friend. you are in the middle
crazy how you can be a really weird guy at work and then come home and be an even weirder guy
having auditory processing issues is so funny its like the second theres any background noise it sounds like the people talking to you are communicating in simlish
true
Neither “the magic is going away” nor “the magic is just beginning” but “the magic has been around for fifty years and society has only partly adjusted”
You understand me
i’m strange but friendly so people tell me things
Was talking about how best to consume twitter and I think I got it
Eating a gummy worm. Do NOT try to eat the other end while I'm distracted again.
LET GO!!!!!!