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Dear Diary,

Dad and I watched a film the other day,

It was about this little puppet boy whose father brought him to life by making a wish. I didn’t think much of it at first, it was supposedly just about the misadventures about his life,

until we got to the end.

The boy, Pinocchio, became a real boy.

A boy of flesh and blood, a boy without any strings.

And it made me wonder quite a bit.

It was foolish, I know. I know that I am ‘old’ enough to understand, but I spent the next few nights praying to the stars to turn me into a ‘real girl’. I prayed and prayed and wished with all my might for the Blue Fairy to arrive.

If I could just be a 'real girl', I could be beautiful. I could grow and change like everyone else, I could leave this place and travel all over the world and not worry about my skin cracking or my arms breaking off.

But I am stuck with this awful body of mine.

Why did he have to turn into a 'real boy'?

I should've looked older by now.

tiktoks-i-enjoyed

leebrontide

I’ve never seen a kid struggle with the concepts of someone being gay, trans, or nonbinary.

I did once have to explain to an almost 3 year old why a chihuahua wasn’t a cat and let me tell you THAT was a struggle and the kid was very mad about it.

fancyladssnacks

@asynca I am deceased at your tag

iamonlyperson

IRON LUNG NEWS (for those who still haven't seen the stream)

Mark showed some disc ideas (done by molly brown aka deadlymelodic) and the circle ones was fan favourite (the top row 2nd was mostly winner)

Mark has DVD cover and it's looking absolute amazing but doesn't reveal the cover yet

Digital will come soon on YouTube (Movies). Also it takes time because Mark is working a deal with YouTube for getting other movies (done by other YouTubers) getting released on YouTube Movies through him (easy access to streaming). Also a lot of legal stuff too.

He will be doing the DVD himself. There was a poll and mostly people voted DVD's so he probably will be doing more DVD's than Blu-Ray's. Also no DVD will be signed.

There will be behind the scenes and directors commentary on DVD

IRON LUNG merch shipping will take time because yall bought so much than was expected

ozempicofficial

wizard-council-bureaucrat

Time loops strike again 😔

fallenangelvictorious

No??? 18 years of time loop obviously 🙄

ruusverd

This post will gradually get less funny until reaching its lowest point in 2043, after which it will gradually become funnier indefinitely

yippee-optimistically

hiccup and toothless kids are raised together in the real version of httyd 3 i dont know why dreamworks is lying to you guys

saintsacrilege

no outside force has access to ur thoughts like dude i pinky promise that you and only you have access to ur noggin's notes app you also do not attract good or bad events just by thinking good or bad things ESPECIALLY IF U SUFFER FROM INTRUSIVE THOUGHTS your head is a safe & secure place that only you have access to

edgebug

happy 20 year anniversary of Neil banging out the tunes!

though every rat is special, it's a wonderful and unusual thing for their accomplishments to be remembered and cherished by so many people so many years later. we're all so fortunate to know about the rat who banged out the tunes!

thank you to all the people who sent me reference photos of their beloved rats for this piece!!! credits under the cut!

eurydiceryn

my prettiest little princess

felt cute today so my girls get to feel bonita too

captain-heartstrings

I think this might be the angriest I've ever drawn Angel.

Supriiiiiise! Big Harley Reveal! OMG, They know each other! HAHA. Oh fuck- -> Masterpost <-

brocks-spare-drying-pan

collision-ant

Scratch, you can't run from the call of dad. Caine is actively sprinting at you

Also, the temptation to name this au Raising Caine- asefsdfaw

Edit: NAMING IT RAISING CAINE! YEEHOO!! :D

collision-ant

TADC but it's just a bunch of programmers raising their accidental AI child

lonestarflight

Apollo 17 vs Artemis II

were--ralph

i dont need to tell anyone this but theres a White House App out and do not download it even as a joke

were--ralph

Literally do not. Like. if you already did then you may want to factory reset your device(s) and change any possibly affected credentials

catboybreeder

The White House released a mobile app. It logs users' exact location every 4.5 minutes.

“X user @Thereallo1026 went so far as decompiling the White House app and found that it's sharing the exact location data of its users every 4.5 minutes and sending that information to a third-party server.”