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Everyone debating whether fortune’s weave is a sequel or prequel to three houses is missing the much more funny possibility: it’s concurrent with 3H. Like imagine halfway through the game some characters like “yoooo I just got a letter from my cousin Shamir in Fôdlan some real fuck shit’s goin on over there”

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OFFICIAL FORTUNE'S WEAVE ANNA DESIGN

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The way a man like Mike Tyson has been able to pivot his image to lovable goofball after what he did to Robin Givens is actually insane. That man was a roaring sociopath who consistently beat that poor woman to pulp and SHE was the one lambasted for it!

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i had prophetic visions last night at 2am and ended up making these. fe3h is the cause of my tumblr comeback </3

the saga continues i guess… i’ll never be free from these damn shackles…

part 1 // part 2 // part 3 // part 4 // part 5 // part 6 // part 7 // part 8 // part 9

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SWEET BOD ✨✨✨

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What I adore about 3Houses is how much the game goes out of it way to give grace to everyone in the cast, to show you just how nice they are, especially the students.

These kids all have this- like- overwhelming innocent kindness, a naive but genuine goodwill toward a world that has practically failed them.

Are they obnoxious? Annoying? Do they make bad decisions? Absolutely. And the game isn't afraid to admit as much.

But they are not unreasonable. 3Houses grabs you by the neck and says you WILL learn why they are the way they are & you WILL come to understand their actions & you WILL care about them if it's the last thing you do goddammit.

And hasn't it been quite successful at that.

Even if the characters were to become your enemies in the war, none of them are ever truly vilified. They fight because they have things to protect, people to trust, ideals to uphold. Claude is a bit of an enigma, but Edelgard, Rhea & Dimitri are all allowed to make their case. Their deaths aren't the glorious triumph of good against evil, but a bitter thing, with tales left untold.

In a story about how circumstances shape people, the biggest tragedy is that no one can live the exact same life, and thus no one can see the exact same thing.

People like to meme on the neverending Discourse™, but beyond that, you have the fancontent scene that's still going strong in its 7th year. I think such staying power is a testament to how effective 3Houses was able to endear the players to its characters and narrative.

UGH I love the exploration dialogues when Flayn went missing & when Jeralt passed away. They are such sweet kids...

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Murdermedia where Alastor dies first I always imagined Vincent would immediately commit soon after or die in Alastors name in some way similar to how he originally went.

But if Vincent were to die, I imagine Alastor would be floating on autopilot. I don't think he'd be in denial of his feelings, I think Vincent's death would be the first time he actually realized he was in love with him. If Alastor had killed Vincent, it would've been fine, because Vincent is his and therefore his life is his. If he died from natural causes, Alastor could've come to terms with it and died along side him, getting the chance to say I love you.

But for him to die of a sudden death like murder, I really think Alastor's brain in some way would've blocked his death from his memory, because he wasn't prepared to feel all these sudden emotions. He would've routinely went through the motions of disposing his body, And then forget about it the next morning.

He would wake up with the bed empty beside him, and rationalize it by saying he's gone to work early. He would set two plates out for dinner and justify the full plate by saying he got full on junk food or take out. He would see dishes piled in the sink on Vincents dish day and sigh to himself because he forgot to do the dishes again.

He doesn't have to help adjust his tie anymore because Vincent got better at it, he doesn't hear the sound of the television because Vincent didn't feel like watching it today, he's not there to brush his teeth, take a shower with him because Vincent already did his nightly routine. Alastor doesn't feel Vincent cuddle up behind him because Alastor loves his space and Vincent finally respects it-

Except that would bring Alastor back to reality, because Vincent loves Alastors space more than he does. Vincent would never stop watching TV, Vincent would always need help fixing his tie. In a fit of hysteria Alastor would run around the house panting: "Where is he? Where's my Vincent!?" He'd run outside, behind the woods of their his their house rambling over and over: "Where's my Vincent? Where's the love of my life?"

"Where's the air in my lungs? My soul and reason to live?"

"Where's my heaven? Where's my Joy? My peace?"

"Where's my Vincent?!"

Until subconsciously he's made it back to where he's buried him, digging up his corpse. Decomposed, over a month- maybe four- old. Holding Vincents face in his hands. "There you are, there's my Vincent." He'd stay there I think, until he dies of dehydration or starvation, whichever would come first. Until finally he's made it to hell. His soul would ache and he'd feel empty, he'd wander the streets of hell murdering everyone in sight- the legend of the radio demon, how he seemingly slaughtered decades of overlords over one night would gain a new meaning- he did it not for power or fun but desperation and need. Their screams would be broadcasted to everyone in hell and overtop of them a single phrase:

"Where's my Vincent?"

These comments inspired this headcanon

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My favourite thing about Dimitri is that his happy ending. His best case scenario. Is the timeline where he A) finds out his childhood friend/step sister is a warmongering dictator, B) loses an eye, C) has a full psychotic break, D) is sentenced to execution after being framed for the murder of his own uncle, E) spends multiple years in near total social isolation and F) has his surrogate father figure murdered in front of him

This is the only timeline where he lives a long and relatively healthy life with close friends and family by his side. If he doesn't get put through the blond man torment nexus he loses and dies young, resulting in the dissolution of his kingdom and country. What a character.

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Do you have any favourite Alastor ships that isn't Radiostatic and do you have any favourite fics of the ships?

i do indeed!! if we're taking vox totally out of the equation, i am deeply fond of radiorose, valastor, radiohusk, and radiobelle <3 though i am incredibly picky with specifically rosie, charlie, & alastor and their dynamics with each other, so those are a bit sparser. here's some fav fics for each:

radiorose:

magnets and to hell and back, both by @tarmairons

Two's Company by @prince-liest

valastor:

Share a drink with me (not him) by @otsmosis

Entirely Guilty By Design by @urproblematicfav-arsonk

The Importance of a Work-Life Balance by @issushaim

radiohusk:

Fast Company by AlastorsToothpick

heart by the fingers by Helpneedmorefanfics

What boundaries? by Jadeile

Devil's Snare by Thatkindoffangirl

This is Not an Enemies to Lovers Tale (This is Something Else) by @mothballmilkshake

radiobelle:

Outside Heaven's Waiting Room and Cursed Shadow-Cat Alastor, both by othellia

she who lies in his shadow by BloodyCharming

if vox is allowed to be part of a polycule, then i'm also obsessed with rosemedia, mothmedia, radiovees, and mediabelle hehe

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An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon) Rating: Mature Relationships: Alastor/Vox (Hazbin Hotel), Alastor & Rosie (Hazbin Hotel), Alastor & Valentino & Velvette & Vox (Hazbin Hotel), Valentino & Velvette & Vox (Hazbin Hotel) Words: 10,977 Series: Part 4 of They Could Have Been Worse

Summary:

“Vox,” Alastor says, with saintlike patience. He may as well practice, given how much he’s obviously going to need it imminently. “I really do think that you should, at a minimum, bring flowers.”

“She’s a high-powered businesswoman,” Vox dismisses. “I know you’re old-fashioned, Al, but Velvette’s right. Powerful women don’t actually like being treated like a hot date you can bribe with flowers and chocolates.”

God help them all. No, really. Is it too late to start praying?

“This is a terrible time for your feminist awakening,” Alastor snaps. “You said it yourself—Rosie is my dearest friend. And as bribes go, she likes roses.”

Vox narrows his eyes at Alastor with actual hurt in them. Oh, what now.

“I can’t believe you’re actually admitting it,” he says.

—

(In his grand campaign to win the favor of every major Overlord, Vox may have met his match with Rosie. Good thing he has his old pal Alastor to help!)

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Can’t get over how obvious it is that Alastor has a strong favoritism for Vox

He kills overlords without rhyme or reason, but he leaves alive the one who is actually a thorn in his side. Vox does a whole shibari musical number on him and Alastor calls him a creep… for putting his hands on people’s shoulders. He doesn’t remember the name nor the face of a guy he supposedly fought twenty times, but he remembers Vox’s compliments from 70-ish years ago word for word. He wipes his hands after touching other people but he grabs Vox and even pulls him close. He can’t stand physical touch but he, the big bad Radio Demon, used to bear it for him when they were friends. He claims Vox is the one who needs him, the only one who was impacted by their falling out, then he creates a whole plan that verges on him knowing Vox down to his mannerisms. He calls Vox obsessed, but he poses for Voxtech cameras, finds any occasion to piss off Vox. He calls Vox every name in the book, but he puts no real conditions on his deal with him, because apparently he still trusts him to not take things too far even after 70 years of fighting.

Like don’t get me wrong, Vox is a creep! But he’s definitely Alastor’s favorite creep. I think that the only one who really saw this was Valentino.

And the funniest part is that Vox could see it too so easily if only he wasn’t so self absorbed and stuck in his own pain

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Global genocide upon all pedophiles now!

Not even worth becoming dog kibble.

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never a bad outfit for this man

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So there's a really cute song outtake/demo for Frozen 2 (called "Get This Right") and I've been a little obsessed with listening to it so that's where the lines come from! It's an adorable song and I swapped the ginger role but it's fine!

Part 2 / Part 3