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reblog if ur mom is smart and beautiful
This is one of my favorite sites on here because everyone who reblogged it truly believes it because their moms won’t actually see it
hmmm... 1988 rule 63 stripper au.
being asked “oh you’re a hockey fan?” in real life feels reductive somehow. like ok yes i watch hockey but there’s also other things wrong with me
im sorry to the leafs fans who are also reblogging this im sure ur lovely but i think whats wrong with you is maybe different
Okay - can I tag this onto your 'hockey boys don't fly commercial' post but I have to do it on anon because i DONT need these details tied to my personal tumblr account. Here are some explicit details on what it is like to fly private/chartered domestically and internationally in/out of Ottawa's Airport Macdonald-Cartier aka YOW. This would be how most hockey players get into and out of the city. This is very relevant for post game 6 writers.
It is a separate building completely from the main airport but it is on the same grounds. You need to turn off the main airport drive (you do this near the NRC windtunnel - note to all writers: there is a huge research test windtunnel on Ottawa airport grounds. not sure what you can do with this information but here it's available to you) and then you go into an honestly really mid looking building. It's a small parking lot, maybe 30 or 50 spaces? And then the private airport itself looks kind of like a 70s school.
You can NOT get an uber or call a car from your phone to this building you have to have the receptionist call you a taxi. this is because of some really annoying geofencing done by the main YOW commercial airport. You can get an uber to drop you off there but not pick you up.
There is no security at private airports no baggage check no metal detectors no anything. You can bring anything you want onto the plane. You just roll up and sit down until the plane itself is ready.
The Ottawa private airport specifically is mostly big white tiles and standard white walls with a sunken waiting room that's all brown leather sofas and armchairs. You think this sounds fancy but it's really very Doctor's Office. There are lots of potted plants. You can sit in this 'waiting room' (it only really sits maybe like... 10 people? - fun source of conflict a whole hockey team and not enough chairs) and be basically right on the tarmac. You're on tarmac level and the planes come right up. The glass is kind of tinted.
There are at least two receptionists working at this airport at all times their job is to cater to your every need basically - think of them similar to hotel receptionists. They get very stressed very easily at least in my experience.
you walk out of the airport onto the tarmac directly (usually!) and then have to be outside and then you go up the stairs. I've never flown private on like a team 737 so it might be different but I don't think this private airport has a proper gate so the hockey players just get Bigger Stairs. in the winter this really sucks because the airport WILL stand you in the snow for a hot minute just outside.
there is basically no border control on private flights?? the pilot just radios your passport information to the ground before you land and they pre-clear you and by the time you land you're good to go.
as far as I know you have to be a Political Elite to get tarmac car privileges in ottawa. Which means most hockey players wouldn't get them. So a player in ottawa would get off the plane, walk through the (very small) private airport, and then go to their car/bus. Whereas in other cities (the US loves letting people do this especially) you can get off your plane and walk pretty much directly to your car within 20ft.
This airport is about 40 minutes - 1hr drive from the NHL arena in Ottawa. Don't get me started on this i could bitch about it for an hour.
The plane waits FOR YOU. If something is running late or there's a problem you hold the flight until everyone is available. There is no last call for boarding on a private flight - just constant rescheduling with air traffic control. depending on the airport is how easy this is to do - runway slots are tricky sometimes but most runways can make space for a private flight (at least imo) without too much notice as long as the flight has been generally otherwise cleared.
Any flight over (8? 10? 12? idr something like that) passengers HAS to have a flight attendant. by law both in Canada and in the US. so all these team flights have flight attendants on them. these attendants as well as the pilots will be permanent team staff if the plane is owned by the team or they will be permanent staff of the chartering agency, but there aren't many chartering agencies for midsize jets so it's likely the team will get to know/recognize/be friendly with/ their attendant staff onboard.
There are probably more details but these are the most pressing ones i can think of right now.
Incredible thank you!!! This is a follow up to this post, but has so much amazing detail I can't screen shot it and make it fit.
“oh i have a stanley cup” and when did you play professional men’s hockey
The main characters of the last fanfic you read are now in the last show/movie you watched.
How do they fit in?
Perfectly. It's literally their show.
Not their show but they're great anyway.
I think they're okay in the end.
Not gonna lie, they're struggling.
Oh they're so dead.
Literally their show but the fic was so AU that it's gonna be tough.
Literally their show but they died in their show so rip i guess.
when you censor yourself like this -> *** on my dash i respect your right to privacy but I AM trying to decipher it like we're playing hangman or something. is there an o in there give me something to work with
if this is your first rpf ship here are my personal rules for doing rpf ethically:
accept that rpf occupies an ethical gray area. rpf can be super fun and joyful, but it involves working with (the public images of) real people. therefore you as an rpf shipper have more responsibility than fans of a traditional media property to behave well and model good behavior for other fans. the onus is on YOU and other shippers to respect boundaries and maintain clear lines, NOT on the celebrity, who is simply a person living their life.
don't ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever interact with the actors or creators or public figures on any social media platform, or with anyone connected to them (friends, family, makeup artists, etc.). never. don't show them art, don't show them fic, don't ask them about your ship, don't ask them about the person you ship them with, don't don't don't. just don't.
keep your rpf fic locked. keep your rpf twitter private. understand the risks of engaging in rpf on platforms that use algorithms to serve fandom content to people outside of fandom circles (tiktok, twitter, insta). personally i think we should NOT be doing rpf at all on those platforms but i accept that there are thriving rpf communities there. (thriving rpf communities that often have terrible boundaries!!)
remember it is not real. It Is Never Ever EVER Real. the more invested you are in a ship the more intense your feelings will be about their fictional romance and the more you are at risk of convincing yourself to believe in the fictional stories you and your friends are constructing. you must remember that it is not real. they are not actually dating, fucking, yearning for each other, whatever in real life. and if they WERE doing any of those things they clearly don't want YOU to know about it, so you should continue to operate under the ironclad belief that your ship is not real. you are playing with characters based on real people, not the real people themselves. you might know a lot about the characters you have invented but you know NOTHING about the real people. and that is how it should be!
Wouldn't it be funny if I held the cursed Amulet for a bit? Like as a joke?
Apparently something has happened to the Toronto Maple Leafs
Imagine how it feels to be Sidney Crosby. There are like 10 fictional characters based on you. They’re all calling you autistic and gay. Right now the very popular one is getting fucked within an inch of his life for 40 minutes every week. They’re making fun of your weird diet. They put your fortress of solitude McMansion “cottage” and TV spot about it in the episode. And they used your tax dollars to do it.
Sidney Crosby discovering the Russian romantic lead isn't based on Geno: confused, perplexed, troubled
Geno Malkin discovering the Russian romantic lead isn't based on Geno: absolutely will do a murder, perhaps several
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I don’t want to hear any writing advice from Stephen king not because I think there would be no value in it but because whatever works for Stephen king is between him and god and that demon he made a pact with that lets him write 3000 words in one sitting daily.
rpf fandoms should exist like speakeasies. you gotta know a guy who knows a guy to find where everyone is talking about it and then be sworn to keeping it secret and safe
likely place for marchand to be
the moon is literally my favourite circle
OOH THATS A REALLY GOOD PICK!
YESSSSSS
amazing. brilliant.
that is so cute
unending peace and joy....
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Joy and whimsy detected! Circles are joyful and whimsical!
People on Tumblr love sharing information about themselves no matter how asinine it is. And I'm the same way. Everybody tell me what the last thing you drank was.
can some of yall grow the fuck up and stop ruining everyone’s fun by breaking the fourth wall.
like it’s called real people FICTION; i know we make jokes about “fact” but at the the end of the day it is very much Not Fact.
like yall go on twitter and other public mainstream domains and tweet absolutely crazy shit about sidney crosby being an omega or willmack biting kinks. which not only do Straight Cis Male hockey fans see and then shame women/queer communities as a whole but the REAL PERSON or people related to them can definitely see.
like have we forgotten all fandom etiquette. please fucking stay on tumblr if you want to rpf and please engage with mainstream media like instagram, tiktok, twitter, etc with a sense of the fourth wall. and for the love of god, please don’t bring your rpf signs to the arena. you will get bullied. and it’s completely fair. because why are we carrying signs sexualising two 20-year-olds.