sasha

I like to walk through the night, like Billy Dee williams

[lamezone-deactivated20240227]

Crow Cillers Season 9 (2022) cover art

crow cillers: the final season: next year

[sashawp]

You used to be able to drag around the post button on tumblr mobile. There world be a trail of little things behind it with a slight delay and actually some physics when taking sudden turns. I'm not explaining it well. Anyway, they got rid of that and that's why I'm not on here anymore.

[hometoursandotherstuff]

Because it’s in Ojai, California where the weather’s always nice, Bart’s Books is an open air bookstore.

It’s open until sunset every day, but that doesn’t mean you can’t buy a book when they’re closed. 

It’s a lovely place to browse or sit and read. 

Isn’t this lovely?

And, your dog is welcome to browse, too. 

You can spend hours here.

Cookbooks are in an actual kitchen from an old house.

Winston can’t believe what he found, he’s been looking for that book for ages!

And, like any good bookstore, they have a cat. This is Pygmy (aka Pigley). 

http://www.bartsbooksojai.com/

[azulapropaganda]

Damn what if you told your dad he mispronounced a word during a zoom meeting and he disowned you for embarrassing him and told you you were only welcome back home if you found bigfoot so you spend three years travelling the world to find bigfoot but along the way you become friends with bigfoot and teach him how to fight so he beats up your dad for you

[today-in-homestuck]

[calendarstuck]

It’s been 10 years since Doc Scratch’s introduction.

[07/16/10]

[coolxatu]

outfit idea

[foreveriallyzombified]

hey my friend showed me the worst game in the wrold it is call horse isle 3 it usually has no more than 100 players online at a time its map is about 5 times larger than the actual surface area of planet earth and the only animals in it are horses, humans, ants, rabbits and butterflies

[foreveriallyzombified]

here is my shitty farm and my disgusting pregnant horse, who sucks

[foreveriallyzombified]

this is my avatar, who’s appearance is based on what i think jared leto will become in 2 years if nobody intervenes in the next few months. the website itself boasts that you will likely play for days without ever encountering another player. not only is this true, but it makes it fucking terrifying when you do. traversing the desolate landscapes, thriving only off of water, rabbit and horse meat (i assume) you will piss your pants when you finally encounter someone, even if you plan to meet up with a friend. i know the screenshot doesn’t do it justice but i need you to trust me on the terror i felt at seeing cliff wife

[foreveriallyzombified]

i have to keep playing to conquer this wasteland even though it was designed from jigsaw from saw because the first person view when someone pets your horse is worth it

[foreveriallyzombified]

https://www.themanequest.com/blog/2020/3/21/horse-isle-3-war-crimes-and-lgbtq-visibility-a-case-study-in-how-not-to-approach-community-management

i cant help but feel somewhat responsible for this as a domino effect, tumblr teens joining and saying gay rights and then getting sent to the horse gulag. i’m sorry everypony.

[n-yks]

Since pride is cancelled, it's time for wrath

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

im going to laminate you

do it slut

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

i’ve been informed this is a legitimate fetish

[bobb4242]

I mean there’s a fetish for basically anything, I doubt you could find something that couldn’t be related to a fetish.

Like all those asks about people saying they want to slurp you up… that’s vore.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

no i mean there’s an established semi-mainstream fetish subculture around being vacuum sealed

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

for $5 i will post a photo. for $10 i will keep this information to myself

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

last chance to buy my silence!

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

introducing vacuum beds, a bdsm bondage device

@yoongiii-shiine paid me $6 to post this. everyone say thanks @yoongiii-shiine

[saint-batrick]

my ex husband was way into this, he always meant to get around to making a vacuum bed for himself but never got around to it. and they are (or were a decade ago when he and i were still together) prohibitively expensive to buy already made.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

apparently they’re now available on Etsy

[just-shower-thoughts]

Willy Wonka sent out his chocolate bars worldwide, and 5 white kids (4 with first-world problems) still won.

[bogleech]

To be fair, his goal was apparently to send a stern warning about the evils of entitlement by murdering them in ironic ways.

[classicalmonoblogue]

Also, the rich, spoiled, first world white kids aren’t presented in the story as having gotten the tickets by chance, the story is very clear that they and their families used their privilege and power to game the system - taking what was initially presented as a random selection and cheating by leveraging their disproportionate resources - wasting mountains of chocolate in pursuit of gold…

[wakaflackalypse]

Willy Wonka and the Discourse Factoty

[just-shower-thoughts]

Willy Wonka sent out his chocolate bars worldwide, and 5 white kids (4 with first-world problems) still won.

[bogleech]

To be fair, his goal was apparently to send a stern warning about the evils of entitlement by murdering them in ironic ways.

[classicalmonoblogue]

Also, the rich, spoiled, first world white kids aren’t presented in the story as having gotten the tickets by chance, the story is very clear that they and their families used their privilege and power to game the system - taking what was initially presented as a random selection and cheating by leveraging their disproportionate resources - wasting mountains of chocolate in pursuit of gold…

[wakaflackalypse]

Willy Wonka and the Discourse Factoty

[officialunitedstates]

i just saw someone with their blood type in their tumblr bio like what???  like the paramedics are gonna be like “quick check her tumblr account”

[sashawp]

Hah! Sex number!

[stereofeathers]

A few of the best questions I've come across on Yahoo answers:

[magicmadscience]

Decided to make @omegasmileyface ‘s post a reality.

[pointnclickadventuregame]

[tredlocity]

apparently during his nintendo direct stream, joel vinesauce kept playing the first notes of megalovania every time they’re about to announce something to trick people into thinking that nintendo has an undertale-related announcement

[strawberrynesquikphilosophies]