a hunting lodge for rich weirdos

[thetristoneera]

[artsyleninade]

I still love you

So I won't leave you

Guess its up to you if you choose to go

-mitski....

[ddorothywei]

[kymeira]

[jinjeriffic]

Lets hear it for Malicious Compliance

[elkian]

*filming literal mold* “There is a bit of a damp problem…” The signs saying “DON’T BUY THIS” are a beautiful touch.

[silly-signs]

Official silly sign(s)

[midnight-sloth]

[becausegoodheroesdeservekidneys]

These wonderful people have a single braincell to share but unfortunately none of them are using it

[monsterpotion]

"You can now sort your likes from oldest to newest on web and iOS. Do you remember what your first liked post was?"

oh dear

[monsterpotion]

oh its bad back there.

[fenrisfenrichfenrir]

Me: I wonder what my first liked post was?? *checks* Me: ...yeah that tracks.

[kaciart]

"Is that your blood?"

"Of course not."

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Patreon | Ko-Fi

[fluff-crt]

小满（Xiao Man, Lesser Fullness of Grain）

【荷花酥 (He Hua Su, Lotus Flower Pastry) 】 The cauldron of oil is like a pond, where the pastry blooms into flowers. In the hot oil, the delicate pastry layers blossom one after another like a pure lotus in bloom. Originating in the Southern Song Dynasty, this delicate tea pastry was served at refined gatherings of scholars and literati. Today, it has become a banquet dessert, symbolizing refined elegance.

Source: https://x.com/TGCF_Official/status/2057295320162459779 https://x.com/TGCF_Official/status/2057299089423847712

[disgracefulthings]

Before Dying

PIDW Fan: is MBJ married? who's his spouse?

Airplane Shooting Towards the Sky: me lol

After Dying

Mobei-Jun, meeting Shang Qinghua for the first time: I know who you are

Shang Qinghua: What?! How?!

Mobei-Jun, smiling: You're my husband

Shang Qinghua: WHAT?! SYSTEM!

System: [Technically it's canon ¯\_(ツ)_/¯]

[evercelle]

[ratmail]

HAPPY LATE MAID DAY 🗣️

[lush--lush]

[shoomlah]

dumb little Klapollo idea I've had in the back of my head for forever, based off of that one scene at the end of School of Rock

(also omigod HAPPY TURNABOUT TRUMP DAY it is by complete coincidence that I posted this on the in-universe day of Apollo's first day in court)

[teaboot]

Do you think Clark Kent's first few major articles were about the continued presence of lead pipes in parts of Metropolis' water system

[teaboot]

(Average Metropolis reader after investigative reporter C. Kent's 452nd article on yet another case of landlords/business owners/factories' continued use of lead pipes/paint/gas/glass knowingly exposing the public to dangerously toxic lead levels) what the fuck happened to this guy

[teaboot]

One day Bruce Wayne mentions in an interview that heroes like Superman are overrated, as the most effective way to reduce crime is to provide public resources and improve local infrastructure, then cites how neighboring city Metropolis has effectively lowered their violent crime by 13% after addressing their outdated water system and investing low income housing. the reporter conducting the interview suddenly starts looking a little uncomfortable

[teaboot]

To be clear, Clark is still a fantastic investigative reporter. He still has to track down the sources to prove all this shit

[teaboot]

"Who, Clark Kent? Yeah, we're pretty sure he's a Meta. Is he a superhero? Like what, "Lead-detector guy"? "Captain pipes?" Don't get me wrong, he's a great guy and it's a handy trick, but it's lead detection, not laser vision. He's not about to go running around in tights any time soon."

[sindri42]

I just love the idea of a cape maintaining their secret identity by pretending to be a completely different and less impressive kind of parahuman.

[roach-works]

everyone assumes that kent is so squirrely around superheros because he’s just desperately hoping not to be conscripted to the JLA to fix their plumbing

[teaboot]

Local Metropolis Reporter Publically Recognized For Contributions To The City; Awarded Medal Of Distinction

[championofdnd]

They tried to get superman to present the medal but he was offended at being called "overrated" in comparison to Clark so he declined

[teaboot]

Counter offer: Bruce Wayne disguised as Superman

[teaboot]

beating this dead horse with memes

[everythingismadeofchaos]

Hey this was a real fun little read. It's so great to find these treasures on this site

[teaboot]

We’re happy to have you!

[thiscatdraws]

More Of This While I Crawl Out of Artblock (SVSSS edition)

[horminu-m]

tiny disciples of the An Ding peak…

[moonnogginn]

"That tight pair of black boots on a pair of long legs was a sight pleasing to the eyes, and it reminded Xie Lian of a different pair that walked with him at Mount Yujun."