Character: *is literally twice my age*
Me: smol baby
Sane Person™: but—
Me: shhhh
Me: must protect my baby

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dirt enthusiast
almost home

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Today's Document
NASA
trying on a metaphor

Love Begins

izzy's playlists!
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
Jules of Nature

@theartofmadeline

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KIROKAZE
TVSTRANGERTHINGS
Xuebing Du

#extradirty
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@sass-andpurpleclass
Character: *is literally twice my age*
Me: smol baby
Sane Person™: but—
Me: shhhh
Me: must protect my baby
happy 4th of july to all my americans, remember
all countries matter
Tom Holland + being scared
Tom Holland, Zendaya, & Jacob Batalon Answer the Web’s Most Searched Questions
WIRED Autocomplete Interview
Caesar, muttering to himself: They call me caesar cause I be dressin’
Courier, hiding in the shadows and about to assassinate him:
I don’t want to put this person on blast cause this is literally the funniest thing you could’ve tagged this as
I CANNOT stress enough to the history blogs innocently reblogging this post that it is NOT about historical figure julius caesar, it IS about a shitty dumbass bastard cosplayer in a wildass video game
For the last FUCKING time this ISN’T about HISTORICAL FIGURE Julius Caesar and GOD HELP ME when the ides of march hits again
VERY IMPORTANT PLEASE READ
Fury: Did you have to stab him?!
Carol: You didn’t hear what he said!
Loki: What did he say?
Carol: ‘What are you going to do, stab me?’
Loki: That’s fair
Fury:
i was supposed to go to bed an hour ago dont tell my mom
my mom says i have to go to bed now which one of u meaners told
who the fudge changed ‘fudgers’ to ‘meaners’
WHO CHANGED IT FROM FUDGERS TO FUDGERS I WILL KISS THE POPSICLE DONT TICKLE ME JAMBOREE
and here we have an artifact of the days when you could edit posts when you reblogged…now we are all Internet Archeologists
"And For The Record, I Am"
Mateo Solano Villanueva, Our Narrator 5x19 ♥️
Julián Castro going “looks like one of us has learned a lesson from the past and one of us hasn’t!” to Joe Biden
Basically everybody in this debate vs Joe Biden:
the way biden immediatley goes silent the second his time runs out i-
Cory Booker (at Joe Biden): we have a saying in my community- 'youre dipping into the koolaid and you don't even know the flavor'...
Kamala Harris: *snickers*
Crowd: *cheers*
My sister sent me this tonight: