Believers Never Die

sabrina, 23. canada, mtl. major in women's studies/minor in first peoples studies. fall out boy. hufflepuff house. disney. pop punk. the 1975. patrick stump. the little mermaid. led zeppelin. art. miley cyrus. vintage. blink-182. marilyn monroe. fashion.

[studyquill]

[anxietyproblem]

[wdwpics]

[meg4nnn]

Another night in a car freaking out over the sunset

[whimsywandering]

if you're having a bad day

just remember that I, a registered nurse with a bachelors degree, accidentally glued a patient’s foreskin shut over his penis and had to call a urology doctor to come help me get it to retract

[whimsywandering]

I had to send a page that said “I glued the patient’s penis shut. send help.”

The urology resident said, “Wow. I’ve never seen anything like this. Let me go ask someone else.”

[whimsywandering]

It’s been like 5 days since this happened and I’m just sitting at the nurses station with some coworkers and the urology resident walks by and says “hey! Glue any penises shut lately??” And keeps on walking

THEN ALL MY COWORKERS WERE LIKE WHAT JUST HAPPENED

and so yeah, that freaking doctor exposed me and went on his way

[coral]

[spongebobfreezeframes]

“surrender that ice cream cone or every waking moment for you will become a swirling torrent of pain and misery”

[urie]

that post that’s like “if you don’t feel up for school then just dont go! you dont owe anyone an explanation” like i really appreciate that sentiment but also have you ever existed in the real world at all 

[fobarthistory]

The Anatomy of a Fall Out Boy Song

[berniesrevolution]

[stepintothedayliiight]

queen victoria & prince albert in scotland | bonus: jenna & tom behind the scenes.

[fyeahdisney]

Cinderella  (1950)

[land-of-blitheness-and-catharsis]

anyway. here’s the top 5 grammatically unusual phrases containing the f-word that resonate with me the most currently

1. what’s so fuck then 2. what the hap is fuckening 3. Shut Your Fuck 4. fuck of 5. something’s fucky

[palacefromruin-deactivated20200]

victoria & albert | S1E5

with this ring i thee wed, with my body i thee worship, and with all my worldly goods i thee endow: in the name of the father, and of the son, and of the holy ghost. amen.

[klubbhead]

These are funny but it usually goes more like this:

Husband and wife: We want 5 bedrooms, 3 full bathrooms with toilets made out of gold, a 6 car garage, a pool, a hot tub, free maid service, it’s own Starbucks, a wonderful view, preferably right on the beach, NO, make that a PRIVATE BEACH and at least 5 acres all around.

Realtor:…Ok. What’s your budget?

Them: 3 full dollars AND MAY GOD HELP YOU IF YOU SHOW US ANYTHING RIGHT ON BUDGET BECAUSE EVEN THO WE SET IT THAT HIGH WE STILL DON’T WANNA PAY THAT.

[tooiconic]

“3 full dollars”

[yyyyddmmsupremacy-deactivated20]

Realtor: This house has exactly everything on your wish list and it’s under budget

Them: Ew no the curtains are terrible how DARE you show us this house

[klubbhead]

“I hate the color of this wall”

YOU CAN REPAINT IT, SUSAN.

[slightmood]

[canthestarsloveme]

Pete Wentz: Does anything

Me: