Dinosaurs eat man, woman inherits the earth

vicky. 23. canadian. evolutionary biology/natural history. equestrian. ravenclaw. dog enthusiast. occasional photographer. insta: vicky.crozier

[perhapsarat]

I wish I knew the exact time and date that harry told snape ‘there’s no need to call me sir professor’ so that I could take a moment of silence to remember the moment each year

[marauders4evr]

Judging from the context of the chapter…

We know that it’s September 2nd. I’d put it between 9:00 AM and 11:00 AM. (They have breakfast and then a free period. They have Snape’s class before their break, which was before their lunch.)

[yaneela]

But in the UK first period typically only starts at 9 AM. So free period from around 9-10 AM and Snapes class from 10-11 AM I’d say.

[perhapsarat]

Okay so 10am-11am every September 2nd is now an hour dedicated to remembering the most glorious piece of dialogue ever spoken by a fictional character

[infiniteglitterfall]

ok this just appeared on my blog with ample time for you all to prepare because apparently I stumbled across it months ago, and scheduled it to post on september first. executive function TRIUMPH!!!!!!!

[carolxdanvers]

Worth noting that tomorrow is the 20th anniversary of the greatest burn in history

[perhapsarat]

it’s that time again lads

[marauders4evr]

Fucking superb!

[zenyattasperceptrons]

me: gets a solid 8 hrs of sleep

me: wakes up exhausted

me: ok first of all

[lztybrn]

remember way back in 2006 when the wii first came out and then the entirety of the world forgot how to hold onto something with a firm grasp so much that nintendo had to make a shock absorbing condom just so that tvs wouldnt get destroyed when people would end up sending this thing flying at their tvs at 900 miles per hour

[badaxefamily]

A lot of those incidents were with Wii Bowling, which to me implies that people didn’t so much forget to how to hold something, as they forgot they weren’t holding a bowling ball and weren’t in a bowling alley.

[teathattast]

windy

[bunjywunjy]

it fuckin wimdy

[catceleste]

my strangest legacy - in high school, for one reason or another (I can’t remember) my friends and I wrote “34 days until March 2nd” on the whiteboard in the drama classroom. It was completely arbitrary but we kept it it up, “30 days until March 2nd”  ”23 days until March 2nd” etc. It spread around enough that the entire school is buzzing about what is going to happen on March 2nd. We figure we should think of something and decide to bring in cake. There were about 13 of us in total committed to bringing a cake. On March 2nd, during 3rd period lunch we all entered the cafeteria in a line (the parade of the cakes) and laid them out—a grand cake buffet for everyone in that lunch period. We did it the next year. And after we graduated it kept going.

This past March 2nd was the 9th year they’ve done it. It’s become a school sponsored event. There are t-shirts for this thing every year. March 2nd is cake day. I am a god. 

[catceleste]

my former teacher sent me a package. it’s the 10th anniversary this year. they’re already getting ready for march 2nd. it’s january.

[sunlesssunflower]

It’s this time of the year again :)

[catceleste]

11th year this year. more than a decade of cake day

[robotlyra]

this is such a great little tradition, and that’s a great shirt

[jessafer94]

out of boredom i decided to scan a stuffed shark. here are the results.

[strangersea]

your work is appreciated

[trainsforbrains]

op i spent entirely too long on this and im sorry

[scarlet--raven-deactivated20230]

It’s 1:30 am and I’m cackling like a deranged witch

[powerfulwizard]

the dodo: the zoos are evil captivity is unethical let animals be free 

also the dodo: look at this amazing man who has a bear and a tiger living in the trunk of his van

[stefeficent]

The dodo: animals need to live as they do in nature

Also the dodo: look at this totally adorable cold-adapted animal is in this shadeless cage in a sanctuary in Texas! He’s friends with this animal from a fully different continent that shares this rundown pen with him. Cute!

[oncelerfucker69-deactivated2019]

also want to add that those videos of wild animals being relaxed around people/other animals often means they’re heavily sedated and abused

[fuks]

[arabellesicardi]

loving this concept

[safetywizard]

#naughty children will atone for their sins in the b e a r c u b e

[shibari-babe-deactivated2018120]

He’s trying to help. Bear is trying to free her

[squirtle-daddy-deactivated20250]

My apple pie before.

[squirtle-daddy-deactivated20250]

He has baked.

[squirtle-daddy-deactivated20250]

I want you all to continue seeing my pie I’m very proud

[hurricanekelsea]

so Paradise California is gone

i haven’t seen any noise about this on tumblr yet, but a fire has completely wiped out a small town in california.

they’re calling it the camp fire. over 20,000 residents have been evacuated so far, the last area estimates i heard were over an hour ago at 18,000 acres and its still zero percent contained.

this is the smoke from about 18 miles away from the fire three hours ago. if you know anyone near chico, paradise, oroville or durham california you might want to check they’re okay

[persona4ismoving]

UPDATE: 4PM FRI NOV. 9, 2018

the fire has completely walked over paradise, magalia, and much of the rest of butte county. it’s under 10% containment and moving towards chico, which was been mostly evacuated as well. it’s been documented as one of the top 20 deadliest fires seen in california. i know many of the people personally whose lives have been destroyed by this fire. my aunt and uncle’s home, of whom we’re very close to, was demolished last night, same goes for family friends and others who lived in paradise– which is completely gone. there are 5 confirmed deaths, several dozen missing people.

EVACUATION SITES STILL OPEN AS OF 1 HOUR AGO:

Butte County Fairgrounds (199 E Hazel St, Gridley, CA 95948)

Yuba-Sutter Fairground (442 Franklin Ave, Yuba City, CA 95991)

Glenn County Fairgrounds (221 E Yolo St, Orland, CA 95963)

Chester Memorial Hall (22 Gay Street, Chester)

HOW TO HELP/DONATE:

“Currently the best way to contribute is to make a monetary donation via the North Valley Community Foundation website.” -abc7news.com

“Supplies: Hope Center in Oroville (1950 Kitrick Ave Ste. A) is taking donations. Hours: Friday and Saturday 8 a.m. - 5 p.m., Sunday 9 a.m. - 5 p.m. Needs: warm clothes, shoes, socks, coats (primarily for elderly residents).” -abc7news.com

the majority of those affected by the fire in paradise were elderly people. and having known paradise and magalia myself for years, it’s not a wealthy part of california. these people will need help, and lots of it.

if you have any questions, you can message me personally or seek information online or from the above references personally.

if you cannot help yourself, please spread the word and reblog. so many wonderful people are going through a terrible thing and need your help.

[followthebluebell]

One of my former clients lost everything in this fire.  I took care of their cat for a few weeks while they set up their retirement home; it was something they planned on for years.  Every time they dropped off or picked him up, they would talk about it.  They just moved there in March.  It’s all gone.

Here are some places that allow you to keep your small animals with you (cats, dogs, anything that isn’t livestock)

Old County Hospital, 2279 Del Oro Ave., Oroville, CA

Chico Airport, 150 Airpark Boulevard, Chico, CA

Here are places that allow large animals (livestock, horses, etc):

Butte County Fairgrounds, 199 E. Hazel Street, Gridley

Rolling Hills Casino Equestrian Center off Highway 5 in Corning

The North Valley Area Disaster Group is providing emergency animal sheltering and will evacuate animals in devastated areas when allowed.  They could really use cash donations right now.

[klubbhead]

Memes but with the wrong caption

[klubbhead]

I’m not sorry.

[dancingismycupoftea]

I love all of these can we start using them?

[catchymemes]

[catchymemes]

[juelzsantanabandana]

This the hardest nigga I ever seen this is true big dick energy

[vybewitme]

God got him

[goldensweetcheeks-deactivated20]

Wow

[thechanelmuse]

Found this short documentary from 2014 about him and his forest:

Soil erosion is still a problem but the authorities do not appear to be listening to Jadav’s suggestions on combating the issue, according to the programme. He would like to plant coconut trees because they grow extremely straight and help prevent erosion if planted densely enough. The fruit could also be sold for economic gain.

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The man turned that barren land into a whole fucking forest by hand for them. Yet they show no interest in investing in its upkeep nor the desire for financial gain via the coconut industry. I just…🙄

[sharky-sharks]

Why do you like sharks?

[yofi-deactivated20190418]

he walk

[knightposting-archived]

He cronch

[gaycubedenby]

He roll

[waywardfangir1]

She give high fin. @lilragekitten

[canidteeth]

He gets tummy rubs

[glitterysquidily]

He get nose rub

[the-monochrome-jester]

He beauty

[shatteredwineglasses]

He dance

[ayellowbirds]

She do a triple Lutz

[localgaecryptid]

He slorp

[pineapple-crow-deactivated20250]

This post is blessed

[piximo]

Very chill

[dankxsinatra]

[stuffingbuttsandstuff-deactivat]

Honestly, me too.

[red-makes-art]

This has the same energy of the dash cam video of the Russian dude just lowering his sun visor to block the light of the exploding meteor thing a couple years back.

[justqueenthoughts]

Bohemian Rhapsody. We Will Rock You. Somebody To Love. All hit singles, and all the direct product of a band that was formed when an astrophysicist and a dentistry major found a new friend in an art college, who then went on to recruit a fourth member from the electronics school. Based on this alliance I propose the rift in society between Arts and STEM students was fabricated to keep us separated so as to dilute our true power - and fabricated by who, you may ask? The business major, the only member of society who reaps no reward from art and science and thus must weaken us so as to stay ahead. In this essay I will

[transhumanist-viking-deactivate]

wheres the essay op

[mahlerlove]

WHERE’S THE ESSAY OP???