i need a cute girl in my life

| Ayy lmao | Revenelle | Happy | | Bisexual |

[hometoursandotherstuff]

Have you ever seen such audacity?

[adulthumanproblem-deactivated20]

Friendly reminder that the “personal carbon footprint” was invented by oil companies to shift the blame of climate change to you, an average citizen, and away from the ones actually responsible. Remember that the ocean was literally on fire.

[foone]

me_irl

[chickensnack]

TUESDAY AGAIN NO PROBLEM

[chickensnack]

congratulations to me and my funny dog that i drew 8 years ago for getting a million notes

[neatotito]

[egberts]

glad they made it

[togepipi]

and the other one! h

[togepipi]

homest

[egberts]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[morushroom]

may i share with you the best video on the internet

[suazu]

[bisexuhowl]

#now onto the more important thing: hummus#edit: i think what really gets me#is the implication that this woman is the only person that the hummus story would ever have worked on#that no one else would have believed the hummus story for even a moment#but this boy just happened to have a mother who did not know until that very moment that her favorite food was hummus#the one person on earth who took a single bite of hummus and thought#this explains all those orgasmic sounds#i need no further explanation#all i care about now is hummus (@unpretty)

[fuckyeahyoga]

[girafacong]

i’ve been having terrible back ache for a week now, but i just did this and i heard a loud POP!!!… back ache is gone folks

[adamsmasher]

i have this on my office wall and gave a copy to the front desk staff who also put it on their wall.

[whitepeopletwitter]

[ok-dingo]

I think every show should have a halloween special regardless of genre, tone, or release schedule

[ok-dingo]

yo mr. white. where's your costume it's freakin halloween bitch

[thegingerpowers]

[transenbyhollis]

you told your toddler not to be rude and so now he is developing an incredible skill with sick fucking burns

[alethiaii]

omg…but the last one with pinching fingers together and ‘this much delicious’ is fucking excellent

i am using this from now on

[madderhatter]

[brown-bear-64]

Sound ON

[lelouch]

[xignis]

i bet none of you were ready to see this image in HD

[notajerusalemcricketd-deactivat]

[valtsv]

death as neither a kindly figure nor a grim spectre but as a funny little skeleton running around brandishing his scythe and going "i'm gonna getcha! i'm gonna getcha!" in a gremlin voice

[thisiselliz]

https://soundcloud.com/2shiro/big-iron

[yimra-deactivated20250209]

[sharper-and-bigger]

Gary Larson remains a fucking demigod among cartoonists