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[txmriddlx]

Can you please reblog if your blog is a safe place for lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender, asexual, aromantic, pansexual, non binary, demisexual or any other kind of queer or questioning people? Because mine is.

[aroaceleovaldez]

still personally a huge fan of the theory that the reason why almost everybody has a crush on Percy is because of him picking up the scarf of Aphrodite in TLT, which specifically was noted to have love magic properties, especially since that could also be why Piper, as a daughter of Aphrodite, is seemingly the only one who doesn’t find him extremely attractive, because she’s immune

[meteoredge]

normalize nonbinary people killing and maiming

[where-are-my-tupperwares]

[noob-majesty]

It's not even Halloween yet

[princesstigerbelle]

Shut up It’s always Halloween

[dovewithscales]

It literally is Halloween

[45percenterthen]

there are too many acronyms now everyone needs to shut up. mcyt. my chemical youtube romance. what are you saying

[plants4]

Cunt

[sightofsea]

nothing is better than finding a walking stick

[sightofsea]

*out in nature* *sees a thick n smooth stick that’s as tall as me* oh fuck. oh fuck yes. i have magic now

[zsnes]

creepypasta

mario jumped outta my game and killed my mother and parents

[daytimerain]

“my mother and my parents”

[zsnes]

you want to make fun of my tragedy? huh? hm? my mother and parents are dead shitface

[kibibarel]

i cannot fucking stand searching for jobs…..what the hell is this

[virginiaisforhaters]

??????????

!!!!!!!!!!!

[virginiaisforhaters]

this has a small handful of notes now so i just wanna say before someone decides to attack that this is someone who stole from a family owned small business and if you do that you deserve this 

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

sometimes when my cat is breaking rules I tell them “stop that’s ILLEGAL”

[woowoolvr]

I pretend to be very upset and say “I didn’t raise you to be like this”

[heisenberg-inspo]

I sigh and say ‘We’ve talked about this.’

[suicidebydoorknob]

I just look at him for a solid 10 seconds and say “Dude.”

[gilettefusion5]

I ask “Were you born in a barn???” which she in fact was

[dsmsix]

DJdrummer (2021). Saturn Devouring His Son [Balloons].

[abandoned-blog2-deactivated2026]

tshirt that says: I CARE WHAT GHOSTS THINK OF ME

[ursulaklegun-deactivated2024122]

CANNOT stop thinking about the Josh fight. Over 100 guys named josh got together to fight with pool noodles and they all decided that the winner was a five year-old so tiny the Burger King crown was too big for him. And they lifted him into the air and cheered like he was Simba. Earth is a good place to be after all

[zenja-soba]

When your mutuals are going through some shit

[baelatargaryen]

ads don’t work on me b/c i’m poor 

[baelatargaryen]

exactly.

[tastefullyoffensive]

Portals to Hell by hrmphfft

[marchqueen-deactivated20161002]

IT’S BACK

[lady-dirtbag]

I HAVE BEEN TRYING TO FIND THIS AGAIN FOR MONTHS

I AM SO HAPPY RIGHT NOW

[2ndratewig]

ITS BACK 

[trumpetnista]

This is one of those posts that you need to save and tag or you’ll never see it again for 84 years.

[midnight-spectrum-again]

You got that right

[cinnamonrollorder]

I’m crying

[nerdneeniya]

New portal just opened

[kooky-spooks]

oh look! It’s one of my favourite posts!