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Watched the umbrella academy had a wonderful

#the umbrella academy #vanya hargreeves #diego Hargreeves #klaus hargreeves #Allison Hargreeves #ben hargreeves #Lila #Klaus #Diego #Vanya #Ben #Allison

modern au versions of my dnd aasimar arcane trickster but nothing changes except he lives in dubious band shirts acquired who knows how

this is azra hes guided by omens that mostly show up through tarot cards, which does lead to asking every fucking npc we meet to draw a card (i shuffle and draw them myself)

#dnd character #arcane trickster #aasimar #dnd art #dnd 5e art #dnd 5e

fuck u *gunpowders ur tim*

#gunpowder tim #the mechanisms #the mechs

@laing-caster #THIS IS THE SECOND TIME I'VE SEEN FUCKHANDS MCMIKE#IS THIS A THING?#also good art btw 👌😤

thank u also YEAH ITS A THING originally from this post in 2015, (a fucked up character you can make fucking up the elder scrolls with mods) but the phrase stuck because....well....its funny

it was launched into popularity and more common use with the introduction of a character from the magnus archives, a horror podcast, who was described as having all the bones normally in his body being in his hands..........and his name was michael

and so obviously everyone called him fuckhands mcmike

therefore, fuckhands mcmike rides eternal and is stuck in my mind forever

#maybe youve seen tma fanart #if hes blonde distorted technicolor neon nightmarey and with bigass hands? thats michael

mid-transformation

(the hands are. supposed to elongate. i didnt just make fuckhands mcmike by accident)

#sreten tag #unnamed CYOA tag #pen drawing #werewolf #but Different (TM)

im the dandy highwayman who you’re too scared to mention / i spend my cash on looking flash and grabbing your attention

(victorian guns..................Looked Like That)

#dir tag #unnamed CYOA tag #pen drawing

ten lamest cowherds

(hes my fucking favourite)

#drugs & wires #drugs and wires #the shitparade #shitparade

caydenite wine commercial ft best girl warpriest halforc ferrum, looking the way she did pre game

trying out coloured pencils after years and i dig it

#dnd character #half orc #dnd half orc #pathfinder character #pathfinder

fairy of technology x fairy of music = fully functional automated night club and i love that for them

#winx club #winx tecna #winx musa #winx club tecna #winx club musa #tecna x musa #musa x tecna

for the love of god fullview this

i love............................Michael the Distortion

i also put the youtube speedpaint as the source of this image if you wanna see me fucking around with clip studio pro effects for 52 seconds

#tma #tma michael #Michael Shelley #michael distortion #the magnus archives #MagnusPod #tma spiral #the magnus podcast

i guess revisiting this is just whats gonna be happening every couple of months

#self portrait #self portrayal

will say the only reason i keep this blog online is that every few months one or two people go through and mass like every vaarsuvius post ive ever made and that warms my heart so have some sketches

#vaarsuvius #oots #oots v #the order of the stick #order of the stick