Sarcastic British Bitch

I'm a shitlord tbh. Love me.

[rachelsgreen]

[kxte]

i’ve waited a whole year to finally reblog this

[satanicplatypus]

*at the Last Supper*

Jesus: now ... back to this bitch who had a lot to say about me in the temple Judas what's good

[shwagerr]

[reverseracism]

@ tyga

[santeria-deactivated20170905]

what kind of subliminal shade….

[fuks]

[just-shower-thoughts]

Adulthood is 50% “I’m too young for this to be happening” and 50% “I’m too old for this shit”.

[sizvideos]

[ryan-reynolds]

[angelicbreadroll]

[ninjaotta]

I’M GONNA SCREAM

[justjasper]

kittens have their first sips of water [x]

[opheliaboobies]

 #WHAT IS THIS GODLY ELIXIR? #MANA FROM HEAVEN?? #OH PRAISE JESUS THIS IS DELICIOUS

[4gifs]

[thebestoftumbling]

“you have no idea the pain and destruction that you will suffer because of this” 

[niknak79]

I thought we were supposed to have grown up in university.

[oli-twist]

They have warned their fellow students that the ground is lava to prevent any injuries I think that is very mature of them 

[iraffiruse]

[snoochieboochiesz]

OH MYGOD WHY

[rott-rott-rott-rott-blog-deacti]

No.I’m done.

[buytnahthobye-deactivated201503]

why

[yougotvexed-blog]

I’ve risen from the grave to wreck your mind

[nigiris]

I WANT TO SET MYSELF ON FIRE I CAN’T BELIEVE THIS

[gingersofficial]

I CAN NEVER PLAY POKEMON AGAIN FUCK YOU

[stunningpicture]

[satanicplatypus]

something in my room: *falls*

me: If that was a spirit, you need to chill. If that was gravity, you also need to chill.

[foxhero-moved-blog]

*browses own blog* amazing

[matafari]

[bombing]

and another thing. simbas uncle just happened to have a scar and be named scar? bullshit 

[kinkford]

He chose to be called Scar after he got the scar… ._. please read up on The lion king before saying anything about it.

[bombing]

i’d rather die than read up on something before i make uneducated comments about it so either his name was always scar or you break into my house and snap my fucking neck it’s your call