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The biggest question of our generation is what kind of accent are the crows gonna have?
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Love, Victor as John Mulaney quotes
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the viewers when Victor goes to NY:
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Me when Felix breaks up with Lake because she’s too embarassed to be seen with him and he’s too aware of his WORTH to tolerate that:
It took me a while to figure out what type of gay Víctor was... and after he snuck out to another state with complete strangers he never met in person to crash in their place uninvited bc he need a hug I’ve come to conclusion he’s a disaster gay.
I think we figured out he was a disaster gay when he ran out of a job interview bc he was turned on
This white woman’s shocking account of police brutality reveals the importance of the #BlackLivesMatter movement
Molly Suzanna shared a story on Facebook that she had never told before: when she was 19, she ran a red light while crying, then was pulled over and forcefully removed and beaten by a police officer. She explains in the letter that she believes her situation would have been even worse had she been black — and she ends the letter with an important call to action.
The public needs to hear more stories like this as well.
Wow. This is horrifying.
Cops are drunk on power. Add any ism to that, you have a bunch of abusive, gun wielding, trained to kill, non empathetic, killers running around.
This woman got hauled out of a window, beaten, stripped, tortured, and humiliated, and she still is able to understand how white privilege saved her life.
Her sex as female, I’m pretty sure, had something to do with the perverse officer’s actions. After all, 60% of officers commit domestic abuse.
I’m sure she’s correct in that if she were Black, she would have died, but uh, she’s a woman who got beaten up by a male cop. Shouldn’t that be addressed, too?
“Pretty white women” do get shot dead by cops. Justine Damond called 911 to report a possible assault of a woman behind her house. The cop murdered her. I suspect the only reason he was tried and sentenced to prison was because he was black. He had other complaints outstanding and was being sued for assaulting another woman at the time he killed her.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shooting_of_Justine_Damond
This is the story I meant. If she’d been a white man, she’d likely have been let off with a warning. She was targeted and brutalized by that cop because she was a “pretty girl”, not in spite of it. Also, there have literally been serial killer cops whose targets were white women and girls. White privilege is a thing, female privilege is not. If you are female, white privilege won’t protect you from a man who wants to hurt you. Your white privilege *might* mean you get hurt less, it *might* mean you survive the ordeal, it *might* mean the man who hurts you faces consequences. But it doesn’t guarantee it.
My mom had a similar experience. She was taken in for something really small and locked in a cell, barefoot and freezing all night, sitting on the floor while police officers taunted her, called her slurs and humiliated her like an animal in a cage. Called her slut, whore, etc. Keep in mind this isn’t even taking place in America lol so like this isn’t just an American thing. To this day, she doesn’t like talking about it because it was “clear the officers were enjoying it.” They liked hurting her. I grew up with my mother BEGGING me not to trust the police.
If you are female, white privilege will not protect you from a man who wants to hurt you. It might - but if you’re a girl, it is never guaranteed.
To the people up-thread popping red on Shinigami, of which the OP who yanked this from the original source is one - THIS IS NOT ABOUT HER GENDER, IT IS ABOUT HER SKIN COLOUR. Yeah, women get shit, but dear gods, how tone deaf to you have to be to read a post where the WOMAN HERSELF IS TALKING ABOUT IT IN TERMS OF RACE AND THEN COMPLETELY FUCKING IGNORE THAT PART? She’s the one who got FUCKING TORTURED, AND SHE STILL GETS IT. Also, considering the way the police target black transwomen, TERFS can back all the way the fuck off, because you’re not here to protect them, are you? No, you’re here for the pretty white girl, who was tortured by the police and she still she has the fucking self-awareness to understand that being black would have been a death sentence in that situation. You wouldn’t be here for her if she was trans. And if you’re not here for black transwomen, you’re not here for any woman. (And white women absolutely get privileges related to their gender/colour combination. Why the hell do you think it’s white women’s bodies that are the best wall between the cops and black protesters, or white women’s tears that get black men lynched? Have you completely missed that in damn near every video of a white person calling the police on a black person, the white person IS A FUCKING WHITE WOMAN?!?!)
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I think the “women are mysterious” thing can also come from:
1) Women actually being quite clear, but not telling men what they want to hear. ”She said she doesn’t want to talk to me? So many mixed messages and confusing signals!”
2) Women not having cheat codes. ”I tried being nice, and she didn’t have sex with me. I tried being an asshole, and she didn’t have sex with me. Come on, there’s got to be some kind of solution to this puzzle!”
3) Women not being a hive mind. ”First a woman told me that she likes guys with big muscles. Then the very next day a woman told me she thinks muscles aren’t attractive at all. Make up your mind, women!”
4) An individual woman doing something confusing, and instead of asking “why is she doing this now?” men ask “why do women always do this?”
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This is the funniest thing I’ve seen in weeks. Literally, I’ve never been this funny in my entire goddamn life
I’m so tired of seeing the “the military only get one official day while lgbt get a whole month” posts. Let me remind you that May is national military appreciation month so they also get a whole month. I’m also going to remind you that no one was ever beaten, killed, kicked out and cut off from their families, and overall oppressed for being in the military. I am grateful for all the men and women that were/are in the military, but I’m just saying. Happy Pride Month y’all lets get down and funky 🌈
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