I JUST OPENED MY CURTAINS AND GHE SUN IS DIRECTLY IN MY FACE HOLY SJIF
AAAAAAAAA
clean your windows boss
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@satansfavouritestimp-official
I JUST OPENED MY CURTAINS AND GHE SUN IS DIRECTLY IN MY FACE HOLY SJIF
AAAAAAAAA
clean your windows boss
presses button that nukes all walmarts
@walmart-the-official
Dw we got the nuke-resistant shields.
GODDAMIT
What they don't have is a defence against the downfall of capitalism, which will inevitably turn the company into dust that will be blown away on the winds of the people singing Smells Like Teen Spirit
I know God is meant to be the 'good guy's but like, y'know, I'm just hotter so you should worship me
What are your thoughts on Jesus’s new status as potential 2026 tumblr Sexyman?
WHAT
They should add an onion honestly
not biased at all
satan would be fine too I suppose
don't tell her but I let jesus in hell sometimes. cool guy he's got heelys
I know God is meant to be the 'good guy's but like, y'know, I'm just hotter so you should worship me
debatable
I think I'll start blaming all my problems on the US government
don't forget the British government too. and The TERF woman
Why did I post this what
no its perfect keep it. we love happiness
WARNING!!!!
People, please be careful. There are also people tracking children and people and putting bids on them based on their profile pictures on whatsapp, tracking and kidnapping them. Especially young children, so please be cautious, especially parents who have their children as their profile pictures.
Please pass this on to everyone so that they are aware of the danger. I don’t how it is all around the world but I know it can’t just be here so please please spread the word. Thank you.
oh my god
I HAVE BEEN GETTING THIS TEXT REGULARLY FOR WEEKS
HOLY SHIT THANK GOD I DIDN’T
I’ve gotten a few of these. Never ever click a link from an unknown number!!!
oh yeahhhh, I saw that on snapchat. it’s been freakin’ EVERYWHERE lately. i haven’t been getting the text, luckily, but im still extremely cautious about it. shit’s scary.
not just girls, but boys and other genders have to be careful as well. this could happen to anyone. please be safe, my friends <3
FOR ALL THE YOUNGER PEOPLE THAT FOLLOW. YOU GUYS ARE SMART. YOU KNOW THIS. BUT JUST IN CASE THERE ARE SOME WHO MIGHT NOT. THAT DOESN’T MAKE YOU NOT SMART, PERHAPS JUST LESS INFORMED.
DO NOT CLICK LINKS IN TEXTS EVER. GO TO ACTUAL WEBSITES FOR ONES YOU RECOGNIZE AND TYPE IN THE URL. OR A BOOKMARK IF YOU HAVE ONE. DON’T CLICK LINKS IN TEXTS AND SOCIAL MEDIA MESSAGES/DMS AND EMAILS. EVEN IF YOU KNOW THE PERSON. TAKE EXTREME CAUTION.
IF YOU’RE GUTS SAYS EH WOULDN’T DO THAT BUDDY. LISTEN.
ALSO SIGNAL BOOST THE HELL OUT OF THIS
I DON’T CARE WHAT YOUR BLOG THEME IS!! REPOST THIS TO SAVE A LIFE!!
!!!!!!!!!
PLEASE REBLOG! THIS IS VERY SERIOUS!!
uh no im not allowing sex trafficking imma just reblog thisss-
!!!! Reblog !!!!
RE-FOKIN-BLOG MATE
Stop whatever the fuck you’re doing and
REBLOG
REBLOG REBLOG REBLOG REBLOG
REBLOG REBLOG REBLOG REBLOG REBLOG REBLOG REBLOG REBLOG REBLOG REBLOG REBLOG REBLOG REBLOG REBLOG REBLOG REBLOG
DON’T GIVE ANOTHER THOUGHT AND JUST REBLOG THIS RIGHT NOW
I DONT CARE HOW LONG THIS POST IS, REBLOG REBLOG REBLOG REBLOG REBLOG REBLOG REBLOG REBLOG
REBLOG!!
I DON’T CARE WHAT YOUR BLOG THEME IS!!! REBLOG THIS! YOU COULD SAVE A LIFE!!
REBLOGGG
I’M SORRY IF I BOTHERED YOU BUT THIS IS IMPORTANT!!!
@zuffer-weird-girl @lotusxcharms @honey-ryuu-clover @clanlessrebel @nanamisflowerfield @trappola-caramel @kitty-is-chilling
Tag your friends for more awareness!!!!
no think. just clicking reblog. -Luci, probably
Oh we’re reblolgging? Is that what we’re doing? Okie!
*SLAMS THE REBLOG BUTTON*
Sorry to bring this back but I just got a text like that today so. Protecting others means informing them.
all my mutuals please reblog this
@one-time-i-dreamt @a-hobit @biggest-gaudiest-patronuses @owl-house-incorrectly
Every big-ish blog I’ve ever interacted with, help, please!
REBLOGGING
Reblogging the heck outta this!!
THEY ARE NOT TAKING ME ALIVE!!!
EVERYONE REBLOG THIS FOR WHAT EVER IS OUT THERE’S SAKE
NOW
PLEASE REBLOG THIS
@everydaygremlin @viv-bot-420 @thebutterflyoficeandwisteria
@ruminoceda @drowninnoodles @galacticmaham @yes-the-bs @avethepigeon @thenocturnenarrator
I’m so sorry this is the only people I could think of stay safe everyone!!!! please
What the fuck guys
Please reblog this
@log-the-monster-maker @swirlythelemon @glitchysquidd @kazachi69 @somerandonamedz
@little-fuzzy-bunny @fetusmeme @feralhorror @lizluvscupcakes @leetaylatuparitaulus @scaredfish3 @skunkfangs @dog55teeth @shortgremlinman
Save a life repost
REBLOG TO SAVE A LIFE
reblog to save a life, spread the word.
oh shit yeah. Reblogging this. Stay safe out there guys!
reblogging for obvious reasons
please be safe everyone
@mod-latte-here-to-haunt-you @xxmoonduskxx @honeylavendersweets @blanca815 @1d1t0t1c-g0at-b01 this Is bs
Elsie gets mad at society: part 1928363619 I hate this
ive gotten two of these before ⊙_☉
KGVGFHJFFTYDTXTHXJTXCYJCJYCJCTDJI-aM-FUCKING-PISSED-GHVGHKVCGJGFCGCTFJUFGUK
RE FUCKING BLOG!
OH MY GOD
IM GOING TO POST THIS ON MY SNAP STORG AS WELL
mate america is fucked
our spam messages are just auspost links where you change the details for parcels you never ordered
What the fuck.
❗AVOID THESE PEDOPHILES AT ALL COSTS! ❗
I was scrolling through Tumblr and came across a post of KNOWN PEDOPHILES ON TUMBLR (many of which have or want to rape actual children/minors)
THERE ARE ACTUAL PEDOPHILES ON TUMBLR TRYING TO GET IN TOUCH WITH MINORS ON TUMBLR
PLEASE SIGNAL BOOST THIS LIST AND KEEP OUR MINORS SAFE
☆ Reblogging the version not invaded by pedophiles/pedophile apologists ☆
Lets fucking roast this shit out of em guys!
Just gonna say this again.
DO NOT IN ANY WAY, SHAPE, OR FORM INTERACT WITH THEM. JUST BLOCK/REPORT.
# REBLOG TO SAVE A LIFE!!!!
PLEASE REBLOG THIS! IF YOU CAN, MAKE SURE TO REPORT THE USERS IN THE PICS ABOVE
Reblogging bcs I know some of my mutuals are minors - stay safe you guys! 💙
(Tagging as WordGirl to make sure the minors in our fandom see this and are aware!)
😨😰
Yeesh no wonder why my parents don’t really want me on the internet…bc creeps like these
Keep rebloging this whenever you see it!
yes sonic. beat them.
Reblog this please!
Y'all I’m not even rping anymore, I’m just reblogging this to all my actual blogs
Boosting this up! Stay safe everyone :)
FINALLY this post came back onto my feed bc Now i can reblog it without worrying about losing it again. i don’t know how many of my followers are minors but i hope to gods they stay safe in here.
‼️SHARE/REBLOG THIS POST EVERYWHERE YOU CAN AS FAR AS YOU POSSIBLY CAN. KEEP PEOPLE SAFE. ALSO IF U SEE ANY OF THE BLOGS LISTED ABOVE IN UR DMS DO NOT INTERACT. JUST BLOCK & REPORT. SHARE TO UR FRENS/MUTUALS/PPL U KNOW WHO USE TUMBLR AND KEEP THEM SAFE.‼️
//this goes for these blogs too: @entity-h31pm3 @totallynotofficialutahimeiori @totallynotofficialmegumi @totallynotofficialnobarakugisaki @totallynotofficialanya @totallynotofficialsungjinha @totallynotofficialmitsuri @totallynotofficialgiyuyomioka @totallynotofficialhange @totallynotofficialremlin @totallynotofficialzooble @totallynotofficialmuichiro
please reblog this moots!! @jalapenojelly @kandighoul @insanebestiee @osi-inn @insaniaeshocks @under0-0s @petercanparkacar @notmsmarvell @officialmakingthechimichangas @tony-stark-official @moon-x0 @m0n5t3r-3n3rg7 @crashingout2point0 @over-usedlittlespoon @mutlifandomfreak @avastarr-official @officalpotato @proud-owner-0f-americas-ass @itzzkaylaaa @official-natasha-barnes @beneathleaf @1kazul @vanilly-jr @queerjarreadyforwar @mars-paws @talankii @cokrouch @archiethepuppyboy @depressedquetzal @annmaximoff18 @ithinkthatsajellyfish @ennarchy @semihasarrived @sh0kos-fav-doll @hoplessstar @kugisakinobaradesu @choso-onii-chan @ketamollykaine @mollymcmuffin @lmthesama @nyanyafetti @silverfan77 @talktotoru @tojiistyping + anyone else who sees this! Even if you’re an RP blog, reblog this, it’s good to get this out there
Peter lowkey has been slowly subdued by the author,but they both agree on this one
@journal-of-janus @demigoddumbass @genuine-tea-addict @hurtspideyparker @cassandraofcain
@journal-of-janus @ashishere0w0 @no-one-offical @childofelite @thetendolla @purple-dinosaur27 @w1tchang3l @thatonecoveyin12 @bisexualfroppy @itsa-thing
satan you're so funny please don't explode on august 20th at 2:56 pm
that's a weirdly specific date
Ive Made a post about it but this has reached critical concerned to the point that My Friends have started to theorizing that u are one of us, don't answer this if u don't want to (obviously) and if u unfollow me for this i'll understand but
THE FUCK MADE U FOLLOW ME TT
My post are shit
I havent posted actual art in a WHILE
I'm not rlly that funny (or at all)
And u didnt liked any of My post/comments prior
Again, i'm asking this cause one of My Friends has started to think that one of our mutuals is You in an alt Gmail, non of em are british and just one of them has she in her prounouns (and is she her)
Here is photo proof
(if u block me for asking this honestly fair)
I'm sorry but that's not me, I don't have whatever app or website you're using and I've never seen you in my entire time life 😭 I'm so sorry to stomp on your parade and set it all on fire
chat are we cooked satan doesn't use discord. or does this mean that discord in canonically holy (we are also cooked)
Guys I need a dog sitter for Cerberus, I'm going to earth for a week for ...reasons... And I need someone to look after them. I won't pay you anything. Any takers :)?
I'm still here you know
Once someone asked me whether we play "We are Charlie Kirk" to Kirk in super hell to torture him.
The thing is... We CAN'T.
He LIKES the song.
He GETS OFF listening to the song.
I am SCARED of him
tbh its also just a really annoying song to have to hear echoing upwards from super hell into normal hell
Please could you tell god to drop the patch that eliminates AI? I’m tired of all this :c
The next update is in 7 months (26.9 update) I can try and pull some strings
MY LIEGE, PLEASE HURRY I CAN'T DEAL WITH BEING TOLD BY TEACHERS TO USE AI TO MAKE STUFF ANYMORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
UPDATES TAKE TIME
SATAN THEY ARE USING IT TO KILL(?) EACH OTHER CAN YOU TELL HIM TO HURRY UP
WELL IF YOUR GONNA MISGENDER GOD (THEY/IT) THEN ILL TELL THEM TO DELAY THE UPDATE
guys both god and Satan only have the budget for one employee each don't overwork whoever it is up there
since I'm famous I don't need a bunch of notes on a post to reassure me but hahaha please don't leave me
dw im always there
Here if you sign this contract you can get whatever gendered body you want -and also I own your soul- I mean how does that sound!!? Yeah!!??
double positive there boss
what are your followers called? Are they called sinners or something or are they like “imps”? Sorry if this is weird I’m just really curious and think it’s an interesting topic
My followers are called chat
Isn't that right chat
everyone except me yeah
If I delete this account, then create another one with the exact name, pfp and posts, is it still the same account?
well you'd know if you read the Silmarillion