the favourite imp

yoodledoo is my name, breaking toes is my game. jkjk my name's christopher actually, yoodledoo is a nickname

[satan-offical]

I JUST OPENED MY CURTAINS AND GHE SUN IS DIRECTLY IN MY FACE HOLY SJIF

[satan-offical]

AAAAAAAAA

[satansfavouritestimp-official]

clean your windows boss

[satan-offical]

presses button that nukes all walmarts

[sometimesagenderlessvoid]

@walmart-the-official

[walmart-the-official]

Dw we got the nuke-resistant shields.

[satan-offical]

GODDAMIT

[satansfavouritestimp-official]

What they don't have is a defence against the downfall of capitalism, which will inevitably turn the company into dust that will be blown away on the winds of the people singing Smells Like Teen Spirit

[satan-offical]

I know God is meant to be the 'good guy's but like, y'know, I'm just hotter so you should worship me

[mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026]

What are your thoughts on Jesus’s new status as potential 2026 tumblr Sexyman?

[satan-offical]

WHAT

[onion-opinions-offical]

They should add an onion honestly

not biased at all

satan would be fine too I suppose

[satansfavouritestimp-official]

don't tell her but I let jesus in hell sometimes. cool guy he's got heelys

[satan-offical]

I know God is meant to be the 'good guy's but like, y'know, I'm just hotter so you should worship me

[satansfavouritestimp-official]

debatable

[satan-offical]

I think I'll start blaming all my problems on the US government

[satansfavouritestimp-official]

don't forget the British government too. and The TERF woman

[satan-offical]

Gay

[satan-offical]

Why did I post this what

[satansfavouritestimp-official]

no its perfect keep it. we love happiness

[bittersweetsadboi]

WARNING!!!!

People, please be careful. There are also people tracking children and people and putting bids on them based on their profile pictures on whatsapp, tracking and kidnapping them. Especially young children, so please be cautious, especially parents who have their children as their profile pictures.

Please pass this on to everyone so that they are aware of the danger. I don’t how it is all around the world but I know it can’t just be here so please please spread the word. Thank you.

[gallileawinds]

oh my god

[tollhousecookiedough-deactivate]

I HAVE BEEN GETTING THIS TEXT REGULARLY FOR WEEKS

HOLY SHIT THANK GOD I DIDN’T

[imagine-that-one-thing]

I’ve gotten a few of these. Never ever click a link from an unknown number!!!

[thefartshart]

oh yeahhhh, I saw that on snapchat. it’s been freakin’ EVERYWHERE lately. i haven’t been getting the text, luckily, but im still extremely cautious about it. shit’s scary.

not just girls, but boys and other genders have to be careful as well. this could happen to anyone. please be safe, my friends <3

[finninsanelycoolish-deactivated]

FOR ALL THE YOUNGER PEOPLE THAT FOLLOW. YOU GUYS ARE SMART. YOU KNOW THIS. BUT JUST IN CASE THERE ARE SOME WHO MIGHT NOT. THAT DOESN’T MAKE YOU NOT SMART, PERHAPS JUST LESS INFORMED. 

DO NOT CLICK LINKS IN TEXTS EVER. GO TO ACTUAL WEBSITES FOR ONES YOU RECOGNIZE AND TYPE IN THE URL. OR A BOOKMARK IF YOU HAVE ONE. DON’T CLICK LINKS IN TEXTS AND SOCIAL MEDIA MESSAGES/DMS AND EMAILS. EVEN IF YOU KNOW THE PERSON. TAKE EXTREME CAUTION. 

IF YOU’RE GUTS SAYS EH WOULDN’T DO THAT BUDDY. LISTEN. 

ALSO SIGNAL BOOST THE HELL OUT OF THIS

[67-chevy-baby]

I DON’T CARE WHAT YOUR BLOG THEME IS!! REPOST THIS TO SAVE A LIFE!!

[twiixr4kidz]

!!!!!!!!!

[xxbensoloxx-deactivated20210430]

PLEASE REBLOG! THIS IS VERY SERIOUS!!

[fard-man-deactivated20211120]

uh no im not allowing sex trafficking imma just reblog thisss- 

[bunnypawws]

!!!! Reblog !!!!

[glowinthedarkjello-deactivated2]

RE-FOKIN-BLOG MATE

[solisitude]

Stop whatever the fuck you’re doing and 

REBLOG

[downins]

REBLOG REBLOG REBLOG REBLOG

[incorrectlycorrectfun]

REBLOG REBLOG REBLOG REBLOG REBLOG REBLOG REBLOG REBLOG REBLOG REBLOG REBLOG REBLOG REBLOG REBLOG REBLOG REBLOG

DON’T GIVE ANOTHER THOUGHT AND JUST REBLOG THIS RIGHT NOW

[wandamaximoffbae-deactivated202]

I DONT CARE HOW LONG THIS POST IS, REBLOG REBLOG REBLOG REBLOG REBLOG REBLOG REBLOG REBLOG

[s0le-surv1v0r]

REBLOG!!

[hadu-world-100-deactivated20220]

I DON’T CARE WHAT YOUR BLOG THEME IS!!! REBLOG THIS! YOU COULD SAVE A LIFE!!

[alexglitches]

REBLOGGG

[bernkastel11]

I’M SORRY IF I BOTHERED YOU BUT THIS IS IMPORTANT!!!

@zuffer-weird-girl @lotusxcharms @honey-ryuu-clover @clanlessrebel @nanamisflowerfield @trappola-caramel @kitty-is-chilling

Tag your friends for more awareness!!!!

[why-am-i-here-someone-save-me]

no think. just clicking reblog. -Luci, probably

[magickdesign]

Oh we’re reblolgging? Is that what we’re doing? Okie!

*SLAMS THE REBLOG BUTTON*

[amingethia]

Sorry to bring this back but I just got a text like that today so. Protecting others means informing them.

[local-lily-pad-reblogs-deactiva]

all my mutuals please reblog this

[foxy-not-pirate]

@one-time-i-dreamt @a-hobit @biggest-gaudiest-patronuses @owl-house-incorrectly

Every big-ish blog I’ve ever interacted with, help, please!

[queerkingdom69]

REBLOGGING

[sundove88]

Reblogging the heck outta this!!

[thehyperrequiem]

THEY ARE NOT TAKING ME ALIVE!!!

[thebutterflyoficeandwisteria-de]

EVERYONE REBLOG THIS FOR WHAT EVER IS OUT THERE’S SAKE

NOW

[jeanosthecatperson-deactivated2]

PLEASE REBLOG THIS

[jeanosthecatperson-deactivated2]

@everydaygremlin @viv-bot-420 @thebutterflyoficeandwisteria

@ruminoceda @drowninnoodles @galacticmaham @yes-the-bs @avethepigeon @thenocturnenarrator

I’m so sorry this is the only people I could think of stay safe everyone!!!! please

[drowninnoodles]

What the fuck guys

Please reblog this

[fluffylandshark]

@log-the-monster-maker @swirlythelemon @glitchysquidd @kazachi69 @somerandonamedz

[log-the-monster-maker]

@little-fuzzy-bunny @fetusmeme @feralhorror @lizluvscupcakes @leetaylatuparitaulus @scaredfish3 @skunkfangs @dog55teeth @shortgremlinman

[a-bugs-dream]

Save a life repost

[wowwzaaxei]

REBLOG TO SAVE A LIFE

[azzy-lotl]

reblog to save a life, spread the word.

[hybrid-hyperfixates]

oh shit yeah. Reblogging this. Stay safe out there guys!

[thephoenixstar]

reblogging for obvious reasons

[painterthemod]

please be safe everyone

[mod-teacup]

@mod-latte-here-to-haunt-you @xxmoonduskxx @honeylavendersweets @blanca815 @1d1t0t1c-g0at-b01 this Is bs

[the-moth-from-elsewhere]

Elsie gets mad at society: part 1928363619 I hate this

[jufy4718284791010847492928-deac]

ive gotten two of these before ⊙⁠_☉

[its-target-official]

KGVGFHJFFTYDTXTHXJTXCYJCJYCJCTDJI-aM-FUCKING-PISSED-GHVGHKVCGJGFCGCTFJUFGUK

[definitely-quicktrip-deactivate]

RE FUCKING BLOG!

[lov3rgrrrl]

OH MY GOD

IM GOING TO POST THIS ON MY SNAP STORG AS WELL

[true-blue-straya]

mate america is fucked

our spam messages are just auspost links where you change the details for parcels you never ordered

[luc1ferian]

What the fuck.

[mintykin]

❗AVOID THESE PEDOPHILES AT ALL COSTS! ❗

I was scrolling through Tumblr and came across a post of KNOWN PEDOPHILES ON TUMBLR (many of which have or want to rape actual children/minors)

THERE ARE ACTUAL PEDOPHILES ON TUMBLR TRYING TO GET IN TOUCH WITH MINORS ON TUMBLR

PLEASE SIGNAL BOOST THIS LIST AND KEEP OUR MINORS SAFE

[kya-kawaii]

☆ Reblogging the version not invaded by pedophiles/pedophile apologists ☆

[ijustlikegayporntoomuch]

Lets fucking roast this shit out of em guys!

[mintykin]

Just gonna say this again.

DO NOT IN ANY WAY, SHAPE, OR FORM INTERACT WITH THEM. JUST BLOCK/REPORT.

[girl-in-the-tardis]

# REBLOG TO SAVE A LIFE!!!!

[dicethecrackwhore]

PLEASE REBLOG THIS! IF YOU CAN, MAKE SURE TO REPORT THE USERS IN THE PICS ABOVE

[bloodthirstypigeon]

Reblogging bcs I know some of my mutuals are minors - stay safe you guys! 💙

(Tagging as WordGirl to make sure the minors in our fandom see this and are aware!)

[melodythebunny]

😨😰

Yeesh no wonder why my parents don’t really want me on the internet…bc creeps like these

[angrytreemartensmain]

Keep rebloging this whenever you see it!

[kwawiichan64]

[fuxksurasx]

yes sonic. beat them.

[t-bird510]

Reblog this please!

[stanlypines]

Y'all I’m not even rping anymore, I’m just reblogging this to all my actual blogs

[m00nbunny1]

Boosting this up! Stay safe everyone :)

[lake-gender-fluid]

FINALLY this post came back onto my feed bc Now i can reblog it without worrying about losing it again. i don’t know how many of my followers are minors but i hope to gods they stay safe in here.

‼️SHARE/REBLOG THIS POST EVERYWHERE YOU CAN AS FAR AS YOU POSSIBLY CAN. KEEP PEOPLE SAFE. ALSO IF U SEE ANY OF THE BLOGS LISTED ABOVE IN UR DMS DO NOT INTERACT. JUST BLOCK & REPORT. SHARE TO UR FRENS/MUTUALS/PPL U KNOW WHO USE TUMBLR AND KEEP THEM SAFE.‼️

[multifand0m-w3ird0]

//this goes for these blogs too: @entity-h31pm3 @totallynotofficialutahimeiori @totallynotofficialmegumi @totallynotofficialnobarakugisaki @totallynotofficialanya @totallynotofficialsungjinha @totallynotofficialmitsuri @totallynotofficialgiyuyomioka @totallynotofficialhange @totallynotofficialremlin @totallynotofficialzooble @totallynotofficialmuichiro

please reblog this moots!! @jalapenojelly @kandighoul @insanebestiee @osi-inn @insaniaeshocks @under0-0s @petercanparkacar @notmsmarvell @officialmakingthechimichangas @tony-stark-official @moon-x0 @m0n5t3r-3n3rg7 @crashingout2point0 @over-usedlittlespoon @mutlifandomfreak @avastarr-official @officalpotato @proud-owner-0f-americas-ass @itzzkaylaaa @official-natasha-barnes @beneathleaf @1kazul @vanilly-jr @queerjarreadyforwar @mars-paws @talankii @cokrouch @archiethepuppyboy @depressedquetzal @annmaximoff18 @ithinkthatsajellyfish @ennarchy @semihasarrived @sh0kos-fav-doll @hoplessstar @kugisakinobaradesu @choso-onii-chan @ketamollykaine @mollymcmuffin @lmthesama @nyanyafetti @silverfan77 @talktotoru @tojiistyping + anyone else who sees this! Even if you’re an RP blog, reblog this, it’s good to get this out there

[petercanparkacar]

Peter lowkey has been slowly subdued by the author,but they both agree on this one

@journal-of-janus @demigoddumbass @genuine-tea-addict @hurtspideyparker @cassandraofcain

[genuine-tea-addict]

@journal-of-janus @ashishere0w0 @no-one-offical @childofelite @thetendolla @purple-dinosaur27 @w1tchang3l @thatonecoveyin12 @bisexualfroppy @itsa-thing

[satan-offical]

satan you're so funny please don't explode on august 20th at 2:56 pm

that's a weirdly specific date

[satansfavouritestimp-official]

tisn't

[satan-offical]

Ive Made a post about it but this has reached critical concerned to the point that My Friends have started to theorizing that u are one of us, don't answer this if u don't want to (obviously) and if u unfollow me for this i'll understand but

THE FUCK MADE U FOLLOW ME TT

My post are shit

I havent posted actual art in a WHILE

I'm not rlly that funny (or at all)

And u didnt liked any of My post/comments prior

Again, i'm asking this cause one of My Friends has started to think that one of our mutuals is You in an alt Gmail, non of em are british and just one of them has she in her prounouns (and is she her)

Here is photo proof

(if u block me for asking this honestly fair)

I'm sorry but that's not me, I don't have whatever app or website you're using and I've never seen you in my entire time life 😭 I'm so sorry to stomp on your parade and set it all on fire

[satansfavouritestimp-official]

chat are we cooked satan doesn't use discord. or does this mean that discord in canonically holy (we are also cooked)

[satan-offical]

Guys I need a dog sitter for Cerberus, I'm going to earth for a week for ...reasons... And I need someone to look after them. I won't pay you anything. Any takers :)?

[satansfavouritestimp-official]

I'm still here you know

[satan-offical]

Once someone asked me whether we play "We are Charlie Kirk" to Kirk in super hell to torture him.

The thing is... We CAN'T.

He LIKES the song.

He GETS OFF listening to the song.

I am SCARED of him

[satansfavouritestimp-official]

tbh its also just a really annoying song to have to hear echoing upwards from super hell into normal hell

[satan-offical]

Please could you tell god to drop the patch that eliminates AI? I’m tired of all this :c

The next update is in 7 months (26.9 update) I can try and pull some strings

[duck-from-hell-offical]

MY LIEGE, PLEASE HURRY I CAN'T DEAL WITH BEING TOLD BY TEACHERS TO USE AI TO MAKE STUFF ANYMORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[satan-offical]

UPDATES TAKE TIME

[err-404-not-found]

SATAN THEY ARE USING IT TO KILL(?) EACH OTHER CAN YOU TELL HIM TO HURRY UP

[satan-offical]

WELL IF YOUR GONNA MISGENDER GOD (THEY/IT) THEN ILL TELL THEM TO DELAY THE UPDATE

[satansfavouritestimp-official]

guys both god and Satan only have the budget for one employee each don't overwork whoever it is up there

[satan-offical]

since I'm famous I don't need a bunch of notes on a post to reassure me but hahaha please don't leave me

[satansfavouritestimp-official]

dw im always there

[satan-offical]

Here if you sign this contract you can get whatever gendered body you want -and also I own your soul- I mean how does that sound!!? Yeah!!??

[satansfavouritestimp-official]

double positive there boss

[satan-offical]

what are your followers called? Are they called sinners or something or are they like “imps”? Sorry if this is weird I’m just really curious and think it’s an interesting topic

My followers are called chat

Isn't that right chat

[satansfavouritestimp-official]

everyone except me yeah

[satan-offical]

If I delete this account, then create another one with the exact name, pfp and posts, is it still the same account?

[satansfavouritestimp-official]

well you'd know if you read the Silmarillion