Lauren

i'm just a loser on the internet

[orchidscurse]

can i 🐝 your honey?

ig: @blurjente

[pyronoid-d-deactivated20181217]

This pizza joint got it all figured out

[pyronoid-d-deactivated20181217]

I’d like to clarify, the Prick of the Week feature is regularly updated, as the last time I saw it, it was Elon Musk.

[unsettlingthings]

[tupacabra]

[rachelsgreen]

[gyllenhaaldaily]

@vancityreynolds: These fucking assholes said it was a sweater party. 🎄

[earthnation-deactivated20131010]

[ruinedchildhood]

Peach has lived most of her life in castles filled with lava

She spent her vacation hot-tubbing it up in an active volcano

She has been kidnapped to space

And the one time she actually got pissed off, she starred in her own game and rescued everyone with the power of emotion.

You think a tiny little laser explosion will break that iron princess demeanor?

Bitch, please.

Peach will wreck you.

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

ppl are so annoying “you can’t paint ur bedroom pink you’re an adult” i did not spend my entire life waiting to grow up and control my life to paint my bedroom beige

[twolazytwolie-deactivated201809]

When you get more reblogs and likes than you expected

[luxgalador]

tell ur dogs i said hi ok?

[uffys-deactivated20241210]

No offence but oh my god

[swdyww-deactivated20210428]

I can’t Stop ducking kaughifnbdhdhdhdhdhsBHhshshd

[plasmalogical]

friendly reminder that if youre mean to tigger i WILL pull your whole spine out of you

[mioxenoblade]

ur telling me the government can easily allocate billions of dollars to kill villages of people overseas but paying for its own citizens to have needed surgeries and medications is too much? Get the fuck out of here.

[radfemrefblog]

are you telling me that if the government decided to start spending the money to help its own citizens afford medical care it’s first priority should be people who wanna take synthetic hormones cos they think it’ll fix their mental health problems instead of like, people who are dying because they can’t afford chemotherapy? get the fuck outta here

[mioxenoblade]

I literally never specified trans specific stuff and was specifically implying, ya know, everything and everyone. Maybe you’re a tad obsessed?

And yeah, I think trans healthcare should be covered, just like how I think the surgery to pull your head out of your ass should be covered.

[radfemrefblog]

the original post specified “hormones” but nice one trying to spin it like i’m a crazy person pulling shit out of thin air

[mioxenoblade]

It literally doesn’t say hormones. It literally doesn’t. At all. Scroll up, you can literally see it that it doesn’t. I get it, you’re obsessed. Just fucking move on, Westboro.

[princepuma]

[ruinedchildhood]

Are we going to forget that this happened?

[i-was-today-years-old-when]

i learned the truth behind popping your knuckles constantly

myth: cracking joints causes arthritis

fact: false! 

According to webmd.com, “The sound might annoy people around you, but that’s about all the harm it does. You may think bones or joints rub together to cause the noise, but that’s not so. It results from a gas bubble that forms between the bones and “pops.” If you enjoy doing it, keep on. Studies show it doesn’t cause or play a role in arthritis. If you feel regular or severe pain when you do it, see your doctor.”

so if you want to keep cracking,

go crack it!

[11thsense]

Y'all When batman put on the bat suit for the first time Alfred was probably just like “honestly? What the fuck master Bruce”

[hungry-hobbits]

considering alfred raised bruce from age 8 until forever, i’m pretty sure he saw this coming from a mile away he probably wasnt anticipating a bat though

[11thsense]

Alfred “I love my emo son” pennyworth

[hungry-hobbits]

alfred is the dad going into hot topic with his son to buy matching band merch because while he doesnt understand his sons interests, he supports him because he’s having fun and enjoying himself and alfred has fun with it too

[waiteverybodyhide]

Alfred: Bats huh? Ok, I can do bats.

[princesszeldazbyebye-deactivate]

we all gripe about this site’s past and present and future because yes it sucks so why has it been literal years since I’ve seen any posts recalling ye olde Post Limit

[olive-stripe]

I’m sorry the What

[princesszeldazbyebye-deactivate]

You could only make and reblog like 150 posts within a certain period of time to control traffic or whatever, and when you hit that limit you would be unable to post or reblog anything for sometimes several hours.

There was an ENTIRE external site called postlimit dot com that everyone had bookmarked because you’d search up your url there and it gave you a countdown to when the effects of your banishment would be lifted.

A lot of people would hit Post Limit at similar times so we used to go to like Skype or whatever and chat (because tumblr did not have an on-site messaging system beyond fan mail at the time) while we all waited for tumblr to free us from the little shame lockers they shoved us in.

[egberts]

The post limit was actually 250 but go off I guess. Also the website still exists. And, people didn’t reconvene on Skype when they hit post limit, they deadass had an entire other account called a “post limit blog” and they’d go there to shame post until their banishment period was over.

[originaldoll99]

why

[mxnrique]

LET HER SPEAK

[purified-zone]

i knew working 500 jobs and getting 3,000 masters degrees wasnt the healthiest way to live

[emeebee]

Hey calm down. It’s incredible. Barbie talks about feeling pressure to be happy all the time but she isn’t and she gives the little kids watching this reassurance that their feelings are valid. It’s really really cool.

She also addresses other important things in her vlogs like the reflex lots of girls have to apologize for things even when they aren’t your fault and her sister Stacie’s trouble with shyness and a bully and how maybe sometimes it’s best to just walk away from bullies and standing up for your dreams and the dream gap and the harm that “it was just a joke” does.

She also does silly things and food challenges and stuff but she also talks about more serious topics and it’s wonderful. 

[aqueerkettleofish]

We do not disrespect Barbie in this house.