Fun is this blog.

John prine was right

[d3monl0ver]

strict definitions of gender and sexuality are just gonna have you missing out on good hole

[weregazelle]

working on my normal game for normal people

[goth-princess-gwennie]

Want

[nonexistent-triangle]

the irredeemable pervert is generally well regarded among their friends for their insightful thoughts and all around pleasant demeanour

[nessimaki-deactivated20141106]

[dialupmodern]

Babe, you okay? you reblogged “and we were nice to each other” like 12 times again

[juniepuppie]

problematic sleep schedule gap

[k-simplex]

Someone should make a Disco Elysium successor where you play as a futuristic supersoldier who comes across an ancient ringworld and has to stop the Covenant from using it to destroy all life in the galaxy

[iwillbitenotongue]

knew from a young age that i was weird and unfixable

[escuerzoresucitado]

[cheesewhimsy]

[mauvemails]

Andrew Neiman voice it’s not “grooming” if I’m naturally smarter and more mature than all my peers it just so happens that this man 40 yrs my senior is the only one who can truly appreciate how special I am

[kebriones]

"there's no platonic explanation for this"

Wrong. Plato has explained everything.

[what-even-is-thiss]

Don’t join the army to get free college. First two years of community college is free. Peace corps and Americorps have scholarships and student loan forgiveness programs for their volunteers. If you’re not rich you probably qualify for Pell grants. Go to a state college. They teach you the same things they do at fancy colleges. Sometimes there’s scholarships for people of a certain background. Ethnicity. Sexuality. Gender. Religion. Go to a grad school that’ll give you free tuition for working there as a teacher or assistant. Become a stripper or something. Just don’t join the army.

[sinatraaloof]

Yukio Mishima as Saint Sebastian.

[yva-deactivated20200503]

5 dracula snoopys. 1 wizard snoopy. all transparent!

[tomb-mold]

dont forget to spend uncountable hours of your one precious life on your phone btw 👍

[oneheadtoanother]

[falloutnewnobody]

donating my heavily annotated copy of house of leaves to the local library so that the person reading it gets a 5th layer of narrative to be confused by