Satan The Lesboy

22 - any pronouns - queer af

[kilncreatures]

teacup goose horse small size suitable for apartment living

[sadclowncentral]

so many misguided metaphors around violence and desire. if the open maw of a panting beast fills you with the want to be devoured, that does not make you prey. while the rabbit trembles in fear, its deepest desire is to run. evolution demands it. in fact, the desire to be eaten does not make you any small animal at all.

it makes you a fruit.

[sumverendus]

[sandpancakecat]

[crown-princess-carrion]

breaking: the princess has been replaced by a giant red feathery wyrm. when pressed for comments, she responded “SKREEEEAAAAA” and bit the reporter’s face off

[adz]

reddit is having a glitch where it puts the wrong captions over photos and it’s the only thing i care about right now

[dietspam16]

[cloudkandi]

WOOPS FROGOT 2 POST THIS FROM NONTHS AGO! lol

[orbsteeb]

its the year 2013 and you can 3dprint a dildo that is also a bong and Dennys has a tumblr and most phones have TWO cameras now, one on the front and one on the back and there is a nonzero chance that we will have a reality show set in space within 5 years.

it appears that gentle death still stands sentinel at the end of our lives and casts a shadow back over us as if he were interposed between us and a fantastic radiance but OTOH crowdsourcing has made it incredibly easy to buy a “minimalist wallet” made of aircraft-grade aluminium weave and hey

dennys has a tumblr, so you can keep up with dennys, and new dennys developments, in realtime

[bobbole]

Noah Dao

[hexjulia]

so hard not to become the most annoying person on earth if you're a little excitable and just learned a little about a topic literally no one around you has any interest in

[dragon-in-a-fez]

fun thing I said today that I wanted to document:

"I don't want to cook my chickens before they're hatched. wait. wait that's not the phrase is it. cooking your chickens before they hatch is just eggs. eggs is normal I think."

I really want to put the phrase "eggs is normal I think" on something now but idk what

[kedreeva]

If your birds somehow magically got thumbs what kinds of crimes would they commit?

All of them, I expect

[lakevida]

complimented a womans clear raincoat this morning and she said Well i feel like a sandwich

[mcsryaoihell]

my bonnies

[necromancelena]

I like that she looks anxious and on edge

[necromancelena]

she looks like she'd say "jeepers!"

[necromancelena]

hey spit that out! drop it! hey!

[haaarpb]

i love both my beautiful daughters

[maddiesharafian]

A Blacksmith’s Dream

[boomer-mythology-destroyer]

[webhoards]