Can I still get into heaven if I kill myself?

They/them. Absolutely no minors. •Single• ~Pansexual~Poly~ ~Sadomasochist~

[dailyhorrorfilms]

Queen of the Damned (2002) dir. Michael Rymer

[forever-sinned]

[depsidase]

[greenflamestherabbit]

My funniest ventriloquism story starts with the fact that I was obsessed with ventriloquism from a young age. I used to obsessively practice speaking without moving my lips, practicing the different tongue and air tricks and everything. Then I got sick with Bell’s Palsy, and it hit both sides of my face at the same time. Bell’s Palsy is like a headcold that hits your facial nerves. Anyway- This meant my entire face was paralyzed. I couldn’t speak using my lips. The doctor stared at me, dumbfounded that I was able to speak very fluently without my face moving at all.

[cantankerouscanuck]

[omghotmemes]

Thrilling chase happening here

[lilithleeh]

[toastbutteregg]

[desire-w-in]

sexy lil bitch, sexy lil ho

[breakinheartzsince88]

🤣🤣🤣

[takee-advantage]

Imagine having someone that actually gets excited to talk to you

[slightlytippy]

Messy hair and tanned skin

[toastbutteregg]

[carolinenoddlesoup]

Wake me up with you inside me

[goofstep]

i'm so sick of smooth brain "thinkers" saying "ohh immortality would be the worst being immortal would be awful" "your brain would fill up and you wouldn't be able to process or remember anything anymore and everyone would get old around you" like bro i'm 22 and it's already like that but at least i can go touch the wires in nuclear reactors

[goofstep]

the only motherfuckers in this city who can handle me

[exitwound]

i need to put a slice of moon in my mouth like a cold fruit

[exitwound]

#it would be crunchy like biscotti

[exitwound]

tell me in the tags what the moon tastes like

[sosuperawesome]

Katerina Marchenko on Etsy

[omegaverse]

english is not my first language what is a chode?

don’t worry about it my love

[paulfrankjuliusthemonkey]

[yoursadguy]

fuck nudes, send me your voice when you wake up