Land of Songs and Roses

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[satsukisama]

Hillary Clinton: *pulls out a bottle of Tabasco from her bag* Swagger!

[closet-keys]

that feeling when you see someone wearing a jacket with a shit-ton of patches and you need to get closer so you can tell what type of punk they are

[lmages-remade]

counterpoint: girl scouts

[closet-keys]

Are you trying to tell me that girl scouts aren’t a type of punk?

[lmages-remade]

SHIT fuck you’re absolutely right

[esoteric-merit]

Actually, I totally have something to add to this. So walking home from work yesterday, I passed a girl scout and her big sis selling girl guide cookies, and I was like: Score! I just got kickback money, so for once I have money on hand, and they never come to my house! As I’m walking up, I hear the person at the door they’re currently at …let’s say he was berating the poor girl for being brown. So when he slams the door, the little one just turns to her sis and cheerfully says something like ‘That’s another one for the list. I think he’s at least a two!’ And I’m already behind her at this point with my $10 out for two boxes of thin mints, and she’s all like ‘ah thanks!’, and I ask “What’s this list …?” “My big sister is keeping a list here of racist fucks and she’s going to break their windows and stuff on halloween!”. Anyways, girl scouts are precious little angels.

[satsukisama]

Hillary Clinton: *pulls out a bottle of Tabasco from her bag* Swagger!

[satsukisama]

Hey all! Ill be streaming until 4pm! ❤

[agentromanoffsir]

some carrie fisher tweets to brighten your day

[prentiss-santiago]

I love Brooklyn Nine Nine with my entire heart.

[theradioghost]

“and I say ‘him’ because let’s be honest: dudes do this. dudes are this stuffy and pretentious” - my late romanticism professor

[theradioghost]

also:

“welcome to class! have you thought about your own death yet today?”

“I brought cupcakes and macaroons, but I want to clarify that I have done it to make a rhetorical point. but also because they’re delicious.”

“so if you look at the kind of history we talk about, it turns out it’s mostly just white men killing one another and then never shutting up about it.”

“doesn’t that sound great? decomposing to become one with nature?”

“more snake women today! keats might have had a fetish.”

“it’s a horror story, but the horror is capitalistic exploitation. do you know who made the clothes you’re wearing? no? well, keats is disappointed with you.”

“ rejecting the societal expectation of monogamous romantic marriage and going with polyamory is a-ok. super cool. jazzy.”

[just-shower-thoughts]

No matter how many lasagna’s you stack on top of each other, ultimately it’s always just one lasagna.

[cl0udy-daze]

Relationship goals to the max ☺️

[hyrude]

why are non-offensive moves even an option in pokemon?? im here to kick ass. have fun wasting a turn with your swords dance mirror shield whatever the fuck while i beat the shit out of you. hope you can still enjoy that raised sp attack stat in poke-hell

[whitmoreindustries]

am I doing the meme right

[lobstronomousskeleton]

i hope this inspires a new one.

[yarter-deactivated20170523]

I post on Tumblr when I’m feeling depressed.

[yarter-deactivated20170523]

[satsukisama]

My stream will be live in 10!

[ithotyouknew2-deactivated201710]

Hey, it doesn’t matter whether someone has a genetic condition or hyperthyroid or “naturally large” frame that makes them heavier or if they just eat a lot, people deserve respect regardless of their weight like why is this a problem.

[pretend-animator]

Probably the only inktober I’ll do :p CORSAIR ANA 💜

[bioshock-news]

Literally unplayable/s

[oldschoolvillageidiot]

I can’t believe it’s taken movies this long to realize one woman could be both of these things. (gif sources: @dceumovies and @cartersharon)