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Theorem: You're never fully dressed without a smile
Corollary: You're never truly naked if you're smiling
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If you live in Ohio, today is a good day to check your voter registration, and to consider booting JD Vance into the sun.
Check and recheck. They'll steal your vote if they can.
Even if you have made the choice for yourself not to vote, ask yourself: are you okay with others having the right to vote stripped from them?
If the answer is 'no,' then you may want to reconsider the first part.
This is current btw, OP is dated June 18 2024
Just mentioning so no one assumes it’s and old post and ignores it
I voted in the last two elections and had no reason to think my registration wouldn't be valid for this one--when I went to check, it said it was "pending" and "needed additional steps" and if I hadn't checked I would have had no reason to think I wasn't good to go until the day of. bogus!!!! Anyway VOTE.GOV, y'all, it didn't take long.
Hey, are you a broke motherfucker trying to save money on groceries and attempting to plan for having food in the house at the end of the month? Do you have a good system for storing frozen meat? If you don't, here's how I do it:
Large Bastard called me when I was at the plasma center (we're broke motherfuckers!) to tell me that Aldi had nearly expired pork chops (use or freeze by tomorrow) for 50% off, so I told him to get 4 packs.
I keep my freezer pretty full with homemade stock, frozen meat, frozen veggies, frozen fruit, and g-free bread, so I can't just stick the big packages of pork chops directly in the freezer, and besides if I do, the pork chops will freeze to each other and then I'll have to thaw the whole mass of them if i want to cook them, which will increase thawing time.
So what I do instead is make an accordion of waxed paper and fill it with pork chops.
This ends up saving a ton of space, and means I can choose to thaw 8 pieces or 1 piece or however much I need at a time.
3 packs stored this way are smaller than 1 pack from the store.
The final accordion of meat gets wrapped in a layer of waxed paper, then put into a freezer bag with the air pressed out, and now if I don't have cash for groceries I've still got something to eat.
This is also the way that I save meat that is close to its spoilage date that I won't be able to cook before it goes bad. If you stick a family pack of chicken breasts in the freezer, you have a family pack of chicken breasts to thaw. If you put them into little waxed paper envelopes, you've got single serving packets that you can easily toss into a soup or bake from frozen.
This is ALSO pretty much the technique I use to freeze banana slices when my bananas are going brown and I'm not in the mood to bake, only I freeze them on a cutting board before breaking them off and sticking them in a bag when they're frozen.
Freeze wet stuff in individual pieces, not big chunks, so you don't have to break up big chunks to use your frozen food.
I know this probably seems pretty obvious to a lot of people, but it wasn't obvious to me until a couple years ago because nobody ever showed me how to do it and I didn't grow up in a family that cooked a lot.
Most bats can actually be sorted into one of four groups. Happy batwatching out there!
(left > right, top > bottom: canyon bat, some sort of generic vesper bat & leaf nosed bat, visored bat & pendlebury roundleaf bat, flying fox)
Or earlier! Any red state can turn blue if enough voters turn out.
Y’all, big agenda items—like codifying Roe or big government items often takes majorities. Give Harris/Walz a trifecta (White House, Senate, House) & then we get transformational policy passed.
Register to vote. Check your registration status. Get your absentee ballot. Fast, free, easy, secure, nonpartisan.
imagine being on your little dried peapod shell of a boat with your fragile little human self and then
out of the depths below
the Divine
God-Beasts
come right up to YOU
capable of crushing you without even noticing you
and ever so gently
so gently
roll back and forth around the dried leaf you're sitting on
just to maybe examine you and see what you're doing in their world.
my brother was making fun of me and our other brother for having the same haircut, and we were immediately like "what the fuck are you talking about? you had this EXACT SAME haircut like a year ago. this is your haircut too. jackass." so we start arguing back and forth until our mom stops us and says "come here." and she brings out her ID from when she was a teenager and... its the same haircut.
If you ever encounter a conspiracy person of any type irl, you can act like you've never heard of
their particular conspiracy
online communities
Don't start arguing with them headfirst, or tell them that they're wrong. Make them explain the entire thing to you from the start, and once they have, ask them where has this happened? Whom has it happened to? How do they know these people that have experienced this? Like was that their uncle or a co-worker or who exactly is it that has told them about these things?
And as soon as they mention online forums, just look at them with deeply baffled confusion, and as slowly as possible, ask "so you were told all this by... someone from the internet?" with the exact same cautiously incredulous tone as if they had just said they receive all of their news from a talking dog.
@ parents who dont let their kids dye their hair: why r u so afraid of ur kid looking cool
Alternatively: why do you think you have the right to control another person’s body?
Hair dye is a great litmus test for parental control, because none of the usual arguments against youth autonomy apply to it, so the only rationale for forbidding it is control for its own sake.
“What if they regret it when they’re grown up?” Irrelevant, it will have washed out/grown out by then.
“What if they regret it between now and when it washes out/ grows out?” Then they will gain valuable experience about decision making and potential for regret, which will be useful to them throughout their life.
“They can’t get a job.” Irrelevant!
“People will judge them.” They’re a kid, people will judge them regardless of how they look.
“People will judge me.” Okay, you admit the truth then, this is about you.
My stepdad wouldn’t let me dye my hair pink or red because he hated the color. When my mom dyed her hair red, he wouldn’t look at her until she got it changed back. Controlling something as trivial as hair dye is indeed a good litmus test.
Cat jumps on imam leading Ramadan prayers in Algeria
A live broadcast captured the moment a cat jumped on an imam, who was leading a nightly Ramadan prayer in Bordj Bou Arreridj, Algeria.
Imam Walid Mehsas was praying Taraweeh, a nightly prayer occurring every evening during the month of Ramadan, when the cat jumped on him and climbed on his shoulders.
i dont think you guys know how much this blew up in Arab/Muslim communities, its at a point now where people are drawing this man and its kinda like a wholesome meme
@gromqueer, I humbly beg of you: show us the drawings.
gladly
people think they shouldn't vote as a protest or whatever because they've been raised on boycotts. which do sometimes work.
boycotts deprive the target of money.
not voting does not deprive the government of money.
it does, however, deprive you of power.
it's not like a boycott.
We know the problem is guns. Solve the problem, America. Here's an example.
fascinated by how "dislocate" seems to be a word used almost exclusively to refer to the misalignment of bodies, or parts of the body, from their proper place. it's distinctly anatomical. you don't say "i dislocated my keys" for instance, even though that's technically a correct and coherent sentence.
on the other hand, it would be really funny to say "i misplaced my shoulder" to announce a devastating injury
it went that way 👉
wait lemme look something up
hey what the fuck
context: this kristi noem lady wrote a memoir and trying to demonstrate her good leadership qualities, she told this story, which my mom read out loud in the living room to me as it appeared in the book when this news first broke:
She had a young dog she was training for pheasant hunting. The dog was not very well behaved, as is typical of dogs in the stage between puppy and proper adulthood. The dog was causing a lot of problems, typical puppy things, culminating in the dog attacking the neighbor's chickens. This was the last straw for mrs. kristi noem so she took the dog to a gravel pit and shot it dead.
She also had a goat, an intact male, who was ornery and would headbutt and knock down the young kids, so while she was at it, she decided to take the goat to the designated animal-executing gravel pit and kill it as well.
She shot the goat, but didn't kill it, instead leaving it injured and thrashing, and then she discovered she was out of ammunition, so she had to go to her truck to get some, and at this point her kids get home from school and are asking where their dog is.
Yeah, she put this shit in her book thinking it would make her look GOOD.
The point was supposed to be that she is willing to make tough or uncomfortable decisions in support of a greater good, but the point actually became that she causes problems that should be easily anticipated, doesn't take responsibility for it, and seeks the most extreme and violent possible solutions to the problems she caused herself.
She tried to say "People just don't understand the harsh realities of rural life!" Bullshit. Every part of this story is just shameful
when having trouble training a (still very young) dog, instead of thinking she needs to try different training methods or simply more patience, she decides that the dog is Inherently Bad
she thought killing was the only option for a dog that couldn't be trained the way she wanted
the dog was just exhibiting normal behaviors of a high prey drive adolescent dog
she was letting the dog run loose???
she expected the dog to tell the difference between pheasants and chickens????????
even though her children apparently considered this dog a pet, she doesn't even have a conversation with her kids about the dog before deciding to kill it.
after killing the dog, she decides ON IMPULSE to kill a GOAT as well
The goat's nuisance behaviors (head butting and knocking over other similar sized creatures) are the expected behaviors of an uncastrated male goat. nothing could be more normal for an intact goat buck.
the goat is, apparently, also running loose with no enclosure or pasture of any kind. Either that or her kids regularly play in the pasture of the intact male goat.
i don't know man, farmer family friend has goat bucks to breed his does, and there are small children at his house basically every day, and no small children are getting knocked over by goats due to a revolutionary technology known as a fence
She fails to kill the goat by shooting it at point blank range
She fails to check and see how much ammunition she has before shooting the goat, and doesn't have any ammunition close at hand, leaving the goat to suffer in fear and pain.
It's just. weird and horrible.
like i am redneck adjacent enough to understand that sometimes you have to "put down" an animal and shooting an animal can be a very humane way of killing it, but these are not justified circumstances, basically nobody would think they were, and only a cruel and twisted individual would impulsively decide to kill an animal out of frustration without discussing it with the other people who see that animal as a pet, let alone kill another animal riding on the bloodlust of killing the first one. And you absolutely should not be "putting down" an animal by gunshot if you have so little competence with a gun. If you can't be certain that the creature will be gone the instant you pull the trigger and will never feel any fear or pain, you can't do it humanely
but somehow she didn't have the self-insight to realize that this story makes her look like an incompetent, murderous freak
I feel the need to say is it running out of ammo after two shots seems to indicate she is using a double barrel shotgun for this, which is supported by her presumably wanting to go pheasant hunting with the dog she has decided to kill. If you know anything about shotguns, you don't use birdshot to shoot it anything but birds, because the pellets are so small that they are very unlikely to kill anything larger than a bird and will just cause an extremely painful injury that is damn near guaranteed to get infected. I'm actually kind of amazed she managed to kill the dog with it. And what kind of person doesn't carry more ammo with them in a pouch or a shell holder? So not only does she not understand anything about animals and have an extremely concerning drive to kill non-cooperative animals, she doesn't know the absolute fundamentals of hunting or shotguns, and shouldn't be anywhere near one. I'm amazed she didn't blow her own foot off.
Protip: if you live in a city, get involved in your local community. It will benefit your mental health significantly
One really easy way to get started with this is to just look up [city] [thing you enjoy] club and go to the next meeting. If nothing else, it's a good way to get out of the house and talk to people with similar interests. If you hate it, you have no obligation to go back and can just find something else to do with your time
The resources to find people with similar interests exist, for example, the Seattle library has a list of local writing groups
Connect with local organizations and continuing education programs offering writing classes and networking opportunities.
Another good way to get involved is to look at flyers and posters in local businesses, they are often promoting events and clubs, you can always go to those, they want people to come
Or if you know a local shop with kind old owners, just take some time to stop by their shop and say hello and see how their day is going. You don't have to buy anything, just stop by and say hello
And it's not illegal to start conversations with the cute boy on the bus if you have no other way to meet people
Also take time out of your day to meet your neighbors, you may not like then after you met them, but you might also make a new friend who could introduce you to people or have a cat you can pet
Someone else said this but also, go to local music shows, it helps local artists and the music is probably going to be better anyways
Nonprofits and other local organizations that do helpful work of varying sorts are always in need of volunteers! If there's a cause you are interested in check out what organizations in your area are working to support that cause and see if they could use some help! You'll meet a ton of amazing people and get to feel like you're doing some good in the world as a bonus. I've done volunteer stuff that ranges from giving tours at a local museum, ushering at local theater events, working evening shift serving dinner and helping unhoused folks get set up for the night at winter shelters, packing up food boxes and sorting donations at food banks, helping put together print materials for fundraising campaigns, reading to school kids at schools and libraries, and being a conversation practice partner for folks wanting to learn English...to like, hosting munches and teaching intro to BDSM classes to new people in the local kink community lol My point being that whatever you are passionate about there's probably some way you can find a way to do a little volunteer work in support of it, esp if you live in/near a bigger city that has more organizations operating there. You don't even have to commit to doing it all the time, even just once in a while is more help than they otherwise would've had and you make a lot of friends with a pre-built-in common interest. Also good if you are me and are poor as fuck and feel bad about not being able to donate monetarily very often. Every year they calculate how much an hour of volunteer work is worth and it's currently at $33.49 for 2024.
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Here is the how, also you have neighbors in your apartment, you can talk to other people in your building, additionally there are disability support groups in many cities that you can go to and talk to other disabled people if you are worried that disability may prevent you from forming community with people
Also if you can't physically go out much, or even at all, due to disability, you can find groups that exist in your area that have online communication hubs (like discord servers and facebook groups), hybrid or fully-remote meetings where you can join in via Zoom or similar, and start forming connections that way. Once you've made some local online friends, you can start inviting them to visit you in person.
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"A bid to break up Alphabet Inc.’s Google is one of the options being considered by the Justice Department after a landmark court ruling found that the company monopolized the online search market, according to people with knowledge of the deliberations.
The move would be Washington’s first push to dismantle a company for illegal monopolization since unsuccessful efforts to break up Microsoft Corp. two decades ago. Less severe options include forcing Google to share more data with competitors and measures to prevent it from gaining an unfair advantage in AI products, said the people, who asked not to be identified discussing private conversations.
Regardless, the government will likely seek a ban on the type of exclusive contracts that were at the center of its case against Google. If the Justice Department pushes ahead with a breakup plan, the most likely units for divestment are the Android operating system and Google’s web browser Chrome, said the people. Officials are also looking at trying to force a possible sale of AdWords, the platform the company uses to sell text advertising, one of the people said.
The Justice Department discussions have intensified in the wake of Judge Amit Mehta’s Aug. 5 ruling that Google illegally monopolized the markets of online search and search text ads. Google has said it will appeal that decision, but Mehta has ordered both sides to begin plans for the second phase of the case, which will involve the government’s proposals for restoring competition, including a possible breakup request.
The US plan will need to be accepted by Mehta, who would direct the company to comply. A forced breakup of Google would be the biggest of a US company since AT&T was dismantled in the 1980s."
-via Bloomberg, August 13, 2024