saturn

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[saturnsedan]

tag guide.

basic tags.

🪐#saturn sketches - SFW art

🪐#salacious sedan - NSFW art

🪐#saturn sillies - memes

🪐#saturn speaks - talk tag

🪐#ambrosian artifacts - inspo

🪐#worm addled brain archive - references / resources

specific tags.

🪐#immanentize the eschatron - canute (vinland saga)

🪐#like an oleander - griffith (berserk)

🪐#wax dripper flame kisser - badeni (orb: otmote)

🪐#living catacomb - enki ankarian (fear & hunger)

🪐#femland saga - vinland saga genderbend au

find full NSFW art on my twt @saturnsedan

[chaaistheanswer]

Jousting at the festival to impress your lady love!!!

[gazeldhazel]

i have a mouth and i can scream just fine

[gazeldhazel]

I have a mouth and i can't scream. because of the.. girls using it..

[honestlyvan]

Another thing fandom needs to start doing more of is projecting on tops.

There are delicious amounts of psychological distress you can inflict on that guy once you get into his head. The brainworms of forcing agency and initiative on someone who genuinely is Not Fucking Ready For It are exquisite.

[honestlyvan]

To quote myself: Domtops in fics are always written to have such uncomplicated and healthy relationships to their sexualities and for my mental health I need us to collectively start giving them complexes about being some kind of monstrous predatory freak of nature instead.

Make that guy have a panic attack b/c someone in his daydream told him to stop and he kept going anyway.

[honestlyvan]

New and improved! Sad Wet Dog of a top is thinking about how he wants to hurt you but doesn't want to hurt you and the contradiction is slowly and steadily making him Lose His Whole Fucking Mind.

[saturnsedan]

Ten thousand years of pain and suffering on the person that knocked on the bathroom door while I was mid shit. You made me interrupt my bowel movements and now I'm in pain, and you didn't even wait around to actually use the bathroom. Curse you!!

[sixthrock]

everyone knows about Human Pet Guy but i feel like only the real tumblr OGs remember Train Fucker Guy. the dude who would show up on literally every post even tangentially related to social justice issues being all internet tough guy like “unlike you sjws I’m not so easily triggered, there’s only two genders and white privilege isn’t real, lol u mad” and then you went on his blog and all his other posts were about him being very openly, proudly sexually attracted to trains. I dont remember his url because he would change it every two days but you always knew it was him, his icon was usually some ms paint anthropomorphic train girl with huge tits. everyone would immediately just be like “heyyy it’s Train Fucker” every time he popped up just like they do with Human Pet Guy

[zzzucker]

they actually had a crossover

[countingonaverymerrychristmas]

@funnier-when-objectum

[neosporinwound]

Phantom of The Paradise doodles

[campfireofdreams]

"Yes..."

[campfireofdreams]

[anchovy]

Just a reminder that the internet archive has a large collection of free to read antique books like Animals in Motion by Muybridge.

[saturnsedan]

I took promethazine yesterday for nausea but it makes me so god awful drowsy and even today I'm still drowsy. Nevermind my vitamin D and B deficiency. I'm sure everyone at work thinks I'm a bitch today but I'm just so, so tired!

[o0kawaii0o]

umm... that ell jee bee tea thing? 🏳️‍🌈

[spitzonthefritz]

this is going around twitter rn but im also super curious: please tell me your top four comfort movies that you’re always down to watch bc my friend thinks mine are ridiculous and now we’ve realised everyone’s version of “comfort” is hilariously different

[gyodragon]

I love the hand-to-hand combat, so I did another angle of this

[accidentaldetourist]

I know there are, technically, three 'Backrooms' movie posters--but.really, THIS IS THE ONE 😳 🤘 ✨

[saturnsedan]

Lady Stephanie: Thank you for all your hard work. Please, take this shirt as a heartfelt gift of my eternal gratitude.

Me: Well, let's try it on just to make sure it fits.

Achievement: Court Lady Stephanie

Me: Huh?

Henry & Lady Stephanie: [start making out with the door wide open]

Me & all the Talmberg guards:

[boiledegghole]

americans love doxxing their home states more than anything. we hear the name of our home state and everything goes black and we wake up 10 minutes later, having reblogged no fewer than 8 posts featuring the name of our home state

[princessbonecrimes]

h/t to emilyscartoons

[foolchai]

~Something in your eyes makes me realize

How strange it seems

Something in your smile could be up on trial

For broken dreams

You're counting all your sheep in disguise

Caught up in a world

Of lies

Everyone knows it

You've got

Ulterior motives

Tell me the truth-!~