Chicken Nugget

Just here to vibe. To the 0.001% who understand what i speak of, goods are under #void cycles. ‘Cause why not!

[madnessofmen]

looking at castles. who wants to see what was advertised as a "rooftop terrace"

[madnessofmen]

twice a day the guards let me go outside for thirty minutes #myprisoncell

[funtergeist]

buged

[ectofool]

[orcboxer]

I like how the "Welcome Back" meme always lines up death days with birthdays, because it implies that souls only attach to hosts that have already exited the womb. Perhaps amniotic fluid repels souls (how could we use this?), or perhaps souls cannot differentiate between mother and child until the umbilical cord is severed. But I imagine the most common explanation would be that the soul enters the body via inhalation (at first breath), which would make the soul an airborne parasite. But to answer your question, no I cannot explain the gap in my resume.

[starridge]

first meeting (s)

[2pizza2roll]

old stuff again but it's hilarious so you guys should see it too

[henstomper]

need everyone to know that the current mlb home run leader for 2025 is nicknamed Big Dumper. because he has a huge ass

[henstomper]

need everyone to know that the mlb home run derby winner for 2025 is nicknamed Big Dumper. because he has a huge ass

[warpedlamp]

They weren't kidding. That's a pronounced dumper right there.

[miikpal]

spotlight

[bigskycastle]

keep u happy

[localpubliclibrary]

Hi I’m your dog I just took a big huge drink of water from my bowl can I please put my snout on your cell phone please onto your cell phone I want to lay my snout on your cell phone that’s in your hand with my wet mouth and chin. On your cell phone that’s. Please

[lunariarts]

one of my friends just got a mug that connects to the internet and let's you upload pixel art and text to it remotely. he gave all of us access and

[lunariarts]

collection of mug photos:

[ruerock]

how it feels to submit an attack on artfight

[greppelheks]

[susiemybeloved]

Came to me in a dream

[toasted-raccoon]

peak deltarune moment

[nealashitposts]

So I've got this friend whose nervous because she's trans and dating this guy who she hasn't told yet because they've only been on a two dates. For this story let's call the friend Jane and the guy she was dating Jason. Happy ending don't worry.

So I tell Jane to bring her boy over to a bbq I'm having and she can tell him she's trans at my place surrounded by queer and trans people who love her and will support her if he ends up being awful.

She waits till the end of the bbq to tell him the news, by which point the rest of us have learned that Jason is a kind, friendly, empathetic, hard working, dummy. So we sit down, all of us a little worried about this gym bro's reaction when she tells him she's trans, and that she understands if he doesn't want to keep dating her it's no big deal.

He's baffled, so we explain what trans is, and after the disclosure that she hasn't had bottom surgery yet...

"Oh you have a dick?"

"... yeah."

He look's around at the room full of people with baited breath, his clearly a little afraid girl friend says

"Oooohhhh! I get it! You think- don't worry Babe! Watch this!"

And ya'll this man jumps up, runs into the kitchen and returns with one of the bratwurst we had for grilling and proceeds to tilt his head back, put it down his throat, hold it in his mouth for a moment, and spit it up without even a whisper of a gag and then looks around at the group absolutely beaming with pride.

My mans saw his worried girlfriend and her support network and thought to him self "Oh they don't think I can't please my girl, but I'll show them!"

[nealashitposts]

I do feel the need to add that later he excitedly tell the group that as a straight guy, he never thought that skill would be useful outside hotdog eating contests.

[funtergeist]

ggruh