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Seren// 26 // They/them

[patrickbatemanamericanpsycho]

[sanlorenzoherald]

good morning

[sztupy]

[brilliantpines]

do you guys remember when we used to say oh worm all the time. remember that

[brilliantpines]

is anybody out there

[acakewalkofcrocodiles]

[theriverbeyond]

i must not get takeout. takeout is the wallet-killer. takeout is the little-death that brings total obliteration. i will face the kitchen, fridge, and pantry. i will make choices about what to cook and then execute them. when hunger is gone there will be nothing. only i will remain.

[probuccalfat]

do not ever slander the beautiful goddess carbs around me

[probuccalfat]

“empty carbs” don’t you dare talk about her like that. you’re empty. how do you like that.

[vixvigil]

it’s never a normal temperature anymore it’s always some fucking bullshit

[feralboo-the-weirdo]

I think one of the wildest parts about discovering you're asexual is realizing almost everyone else isn't.

[chthonicillness]

my teeth were perfectly designed to tear abd rend the soft white flesh of the gentle beast known as the mozzarella

[blackshvck]

Chappell Roan was right. it is like a hundred ninety nine degrees

[planetpeebs-deactivated20220426]

“are you okay”

no i crave the touch of a fictional character whose hand i’ll never hold

[infectiouspiss]

when god closes a door you reach your little paws under it and go mrrwwaaaooow mmreeaaow

[dogsandphilosophers]

Can anyone recommend some entry level behaviours? Thinking of getting into being

[orcboxer]

"trump dying won't fix fascism" neither would a big steamy bowl of pad thai but I still want it

[valtsv]

nothing in the world makes me more evil than just being kind of annoyed

[valtsv]

me when i'm in genuine agonising distress: i'm so sorry if i'm bothering you with my childish histrionics :/

me when i'm just in a bit of a bad mood: i hope hydrogen bombs fall on every living thing in the universe

[luck-system-shenanigans]

i feel like im a weird age where i got just a blurry glimpse at the world Before. it used to be cold in the mornings and websites had fun games and the search results showed you what you searched for. covid wasn't a thing. can anybody fucking hear me. did i dream it all????

[enba-and-luka]

[cringeunworthy]

I'm gonna get so much mileage out of this one