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Halbrand: You fuckers don’t know about my knife stick. It’s a knife taped to a stick and it’s the ultimate weapon!

Galadriel, not looking up from her book: Spear.

Halbrand: BLOCKED.

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Elrond: Whaddya call a fish with no eye?

Gil-Galad, not looking up: Myxine Circifrons.

Elrond:

Elrond: Fsh

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Elrond: What if I press the brake and gas at the same time?

Durin: The car takes a screenshot.

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Gil-Galad: You often use humor to deflect trauma.

Elrond: Thank you.

Gil-Galad: I didn’t say that was a good thing.

Elrond: What I’m hearing is you think I’m funny.

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Celegorm: If I punch myself and it hurts am I strong or weak?

Curufin: You’re strong!

Caranthir: You’re weak!

Maedhros: You’re stupid!

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Amrod: Apparently clowns make like 44k a year

Curufin: Damn and Tyelko does it for free

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Celegorm: I am the most responsible person in the group

Maglor: You just set the kitchen on fire

Celegorm: Yes and I take full responsibility for that

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Aredhel: Finno, I need to tell you something

Aredhel: I’m a lesbiab

Aredhel: lesbn

Aredhel: besbian

Fingon: It’s ok, take your time

Aredhel: GIRLS

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Maglor: Going to plan B?

Maedhros: Technically this would be plan G

Amras: How many plans do we have? Is there like a plan M?

Maedhros: Yeah but Tyelko dies in plan M

Curufin: I like plan M

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Maedhros: What the fuck is wrong with you?!

Celegorm: Wow, you could start with a ‘good morning’

Maedhros: Good morning, what the fuck is wrong with you?!

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Melkor: Oh look, we’re under a mistletoe

Sauron: *looks up* Melkor, that’s not mistletoe

(Later that night)

Sauron: *Wakes up at 4am* Oh my god! He was flirting with me!

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Fingolfin: I have a bad feeling about this

Feanor: What do you mean?

Fingolfin: Don’t you ever get that little voice in your head that tells you if something is going to get you in trouble?

Feanor: No?

Fingolfin: That actually explains so much

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Sauron: I could fix him but whatever the hell is wrong with him is way funnier

Melkor: is this about me?

Sauron: lol yeah

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Melkor: Mairon, wanna play 20 questions?

Sauron: Sure, I’ll start! Do you have any pet peeves?

Melkor: Yeah, I have a hamster. Do you like guys?

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Maglor: You know, not every problem can be solved with a knife

Celegorm: I know, thats why I carry TWO knives

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Celegorm: I think Curvo might be gaslighting me

Curufin: Oh great now you’re making up words

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