[yakourinka]

and the second is "be yourself"

[sapropel]

Rule #3 is that the electricity is more scared of you than you are of it

[iamoutofideas]

girl I’ll make you perceive shrimp colours

[dajo42]

how fucked up would it be if an astronaut was coming back to earth and everybody hid for a bit

[celticpunkandcoffee-deactivated]

[kaelio]

[dollfat]

[piesa2]

[hungwy]

i literally cannot drink milk normally i gotta chug

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

whore

[hungwy]

[yurtcobain]

you're laughing. i asked you who sings party rock anthem and you're laughing.

[bunniope]

oh to cook with my wife and stand directly in front of cabinets and drawers she needs to open

[hungwy]

to the youngsters out there. did you know there was a time on the internet where, when creating an account, one could enter a complete bullshit fake email and the website would just not check if it was real? no verification codes, no validating of any kind. of course SOME of them did do verification stuff, but a ton just didnt bother. the email back then was barely relevant to making an account on many websites, and some forwent the whole requirement of an email entirely. username. enter password twice. start posting. it was the wild west of account making back then

[drunp-archive-deactivated201711]

this is peak Craigslist

[impuretale]

I want to know if they got answers. 

[finninsanelycoolish-deactivated]

I really wanna know how this turned out.

[chemmonkey-deactivated20230109]

Just so you guys know.

[hydok]

cracking open 500 cold ones with the dads

[twwren]

I’ve seen this ad, but i can finally rest knowing what happened.

[mystgourmet-deactivated20200102]

[valtsv]

[tempest-in-the-storm]

alright but how am i gonna get my hands on that percy jackson series huh carl T_T

[valtsv]

[paxamericana]

under the best circumstances, people who work for ad agencies should be outcast from society, but whoever’s writing this maudlin shit about how “fuddruckers stands with you in this trying time” or whatever gets the chop immediately

[e-seal-deactivated20210319]

All I do is act incorrectly in response to stimuli

[aqqindex]

Towers of Bologna, 12th and 13th Centuries

[thatsbelievable]

[fangirlinginleatherboots]

say what you will about the world ending and 2020 being hell. since quarantines started, the air is filled with laughter and talk. i hear kids playing in backyards with their family. i hear people talking happily on the phone with loved ones. everyone has their doors open to the porches at our apartment. you smell cooking, see the lights of backyard firepits, hear children delighted to spend time with parents that are never home. i love the videos of people playing music with their neighbors, playing bingo from their balconies, pranking their family members, and streaming with their friends. i love that my mom and dad keep stealing access to netflix because they are home from work and finally have a chance to watch movies together. my neighbors wave at me when i take the dog out while they laugh with each other over a beer. i know more than anything its a commentary on capitalism but it’s still great to see people being people. its good to know there are still humans and that they are being relentlessly, beautifully human, regardless of what happens.

[childweanedonpoison]

I’m happy that your parents keep stealing access to netflix, but, and I don’t know how to say nicely, this but people are literally dying.

[ashtray-girl]

[thatdiva]