Learning to Fall

Jesus. Husband. Pugs. Parent Trap.

[marisatomay]

I lay awake at night dreading the day when a very potter musical is no longer outrageously funny to people because they don’t understand all of the painfully 2009 cultural references that are made

[professorsparklepants]

Isn’t this what happened to Shakespeare

[shorthistorian]

Future editions of AVPM will have a footnote explaining who Zac Efron was.

[ampervadasz]

[skypig357]

Get your ass on the dance floor

[runwithskizzers]

this is already on my blog like five times and i honestly don’t even care

[southernsideofme-deactivated201]

Good dads that will make you smile

[sitlausdeo]

Goals

[thisishangingrockcomics-deactiv]

If a guy asks for your number ask to see his most used emojis if there are a lot of hearts and 😤😍😁 you’re about 2 get played #tip

[paprika]

[saddest-cat-hours]

[blairvvitchproject]

put this in the fucking moma, the louvre, the guggenheim, the whitney, and the motherfucking prado

[badromantics]

I NEVER NOTICED YOU COULD READ THIS WHOLE THING WITH THE BEAT OF THE SONG

[pics-that-make-you-go-hmm]

[whatiremembered]

I meant to post all of these, but they didn’t go up for some reason…

[rjsalmond]

Calvin’s dad was totally a little Calvin when he was growing up and now he’s all responsible and stuff but really deep down he hasn’t changed.

[godfatherofgreenbay-deactivated]

[hattersadventures-deactivated20]

[tastefullyoffensive]

(via alextumay)

[sedatiiive]

[psvlms]

[facts-i-just-made-up]

Mated turtles share their shells!

Not always but often when a pair of turtles mates, the male will leave his own shell and move in with the female. After doing so the couple will coordinate their arm and leg movements to walk and even swim.

[gay-for-toasters]

I call this “Trying to get notes with false facts.”

[facts-i-just-made-up]

I assure you, Facts-I-Just-Made-Up would never post false facts just to get notes. I also do it to confuse, misinform, and hurt people.

[cwunch]

[moosefeels]

apprentice and master baker makin biscuits

[ifyouhadmefuckyou-deactivated20]

@venomrevenant

[lynati]

Apprentice carefully studies the technique.

[threebigolsausages-deactivated2]

my first day driving a tour bus after lying on my resume: if you look to your left you will see beautiful lake michigan. If you look to your right you will also see lake michigan. Im so sorry

[amanatsumikan]

[racheljeanhopkins-deactivated20]

What

[f13nds]

c’mon yellowstone national park let’s get sickening 

[unfortunately-awake]

[thenib]

From Kasia Babis.

[ainothefish]

Yes! I hate the narrative that goes along with so many weddings, where the groom is supposedly reluctant and forced into marriage. Fuck that.