Come as you are

Welcome to my Marilyn mansion.

[xultraviolentlightx]

I’m actually kinda fun once you get to know me (takes 3 to 4 years).

[khywren]

Manipulate, mansplain, malewife.

[pantwardowskimoved]

this is some sort of mood

[ergione]

i bet larian made astarion based on a cat

Trying to bite you. Chaotic alignment. Don't like to be touched , hunts rat. Yeah he's a cat. No doubt

[zelkovasalts]

Astarion: [With a mouth full of garlic] Go fuck yourself, Cazador

[qrowpilled]

hate when you find a character whose so infuriatingly Your Type that its embarrassing like yeahg no one is gonna be surprised when i announce this is my new Guy Of The Month

[drak-inactive]

as a fallout NV fan, this is the only thing i imagine when someone mentions "Cazador"

[quinnsanestuff]

bro is TIRED

[bi-in-a-spiral]

How Astarion presents:

Kinky, masochist sadist sex freak, is down for anything or everything, flirtatious smooth talking doesnt care about you or your feelings

What Astarion really is:

Soft, didn’t realize he wants to be hugged, touched tenderly and softly, making love instead of just sex for protection or for the sake of his old master’s orders, constantly needs to be reassured that he is good enough as he is and his value isnt just in his body, hold his hand or he will cry

[kirkwall]

astarion be like "i know me being a vampire must come as a shock to you" meanwhile his tent has multiple blood puddles and a visible collection of medical bottles filled with red liquid. not to mention a mirror to make sure you notice him not having a reflection

[fanficgoblin]

PLEASE ONE CHANCE

[brucebocchi]

[thedunwichwhorer]

Go a little fart

[gizmoera-deactivated20240601]

be ded

Go a little fart

Dig a little dee

Reach a little

Catch the Cat

and pass it on

[moved--306389]

[willaft0n]

I love it when he goes gremlin mode while running 🥰😍🥰😍, yes Astarion, absolutely no one will know you're a vampire if you run like that!

[greelin]

my character: *doing literally anything*

astarion in the background:

[sarenhale]

goblin dialogue feels just like average discord conversations

[wizzardhat]

love that astarions status after drinking blood is just "happy." Not like "sated" or "blood quenched" or anything edgy just happy. hes just in a good mood. hes chilling, vibing. dont talk to him until hes had his coffee (blood). he was grumpy but he had a snack and now hes happy. like a toddler.

[sweetmapple]

Act 1 Astarion