I’m actually kinda fun once you get to know me (takes 3 to 4 years).
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
🪼

@theartofmadeline

PR's Tumblrdome
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
2025 on Tumblr: Trends That Defined the Year
taylor price

shark vs the universe
AnasAbdin
Misplaced Lens Cap
Aqua Utopia|海の底で記憶を紡ぐ
hello vonnie
NASA

titsay

Origami Around
Sade Olutola
Keni
Three Goblin Art

★

JVL
seen from India
seen from United States
seen from Barbados

seen from United States
seen from United States

seen from India

seen from Türkiye
seen from India
seen from Sweden

seen from Türkiye

seen from Spain
seen from India
seen from United States

seen from United States
seen from United States

seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from Ireland

seen from United States
seen from Hong Kong SAR China
@savepeeves
I’m actually kinda fun once you get to know me (takes 3 to 4 years).
Manipulate, mansplain, malewife.
this is some sort of mood
i bet larian made astarion based on a cat
Trying to bite you. Chaotic alignment. Don't like to be touched , hunts rat. Yeah he's a cat. No doubt
Astarion: [With a mouth full of garlic] Go fuck yourself, Cazador
hate when you find a character whose so infuriatingly Your Type that its embarrassing like yeahg no one is gonna be surprised when i announce this is my new Guy Of The Month
as a fallout NV fan, this is the only thing i imagine when someone mentions "Cazador"
bro is TIRED
How Astarion presents:
Kinky, masochist sadist sex freak, is down for anything or everything, flirtatious smooth talking doesnt care about you or your feelings
What Astarion really is:
Soft, didn’t realize he wants to be hugged, touched tenderly and softly, making love instead of just sex for protection or for the sake of his old master’s orders, constantly needs to be reassured that he is good enough as he is and his value isnt just in his body, hold his hand or he will cry
astarion be like "i know me being a vampire must come as a shock to you" meanwhile his tent has multiple blood puddles and a visible collection of medical bottles filled with red liquid. not to mention a mirror to make sure you notice him not having a reflection
PLEASE ONE CHANCE
Go a little fart
be ded
Go a little fart
Dig a little dee
Reach a little
Catch the Cat
and pass it on
I love it when he goes gremlin mode while running 🥰😍🥰😍, yes Astarion, absolutely no one will know you're a vampire if you run like that!
my character: *doing literally anything*
astarion in the background:
goblin dialogue feels just like average discord conversations
love that astarions status after drinking blood is just "happy." Not like "sated" or "blood quenched" or anything edgy just happy. hes just in a good mood. hes chilling, vibing. dont talk to him until hes had his coffee (blood). he was grumpy but he had a snack and now hes happy. like a toddler.
Act 1 Astarion