I will set sail to the streets

Em | 34 | She/Her | Lesbian/Grey Ace

[dailyflicks]

SCHITT'S CREEK — 1.01, “Our Cup Runneth Over”

[bakwaaas]

I hear that

[cobrilee]

My dad understands me so well.

[sexygrammaticalerrors]

[taiturner]

CLOWN IN A CORNFIELD (2025) dir. Eli Craig

[king-carnivore]

what really fucks me up about watching the truman show in 2025 is how it's not fictional. truman is fictional, but the truman show isn't.

there's thousands of truman shows. you find them on youtube, tiktok, instagram... family and mommy vloggers, sad beige moms and now the trend of neglectful moms showing the "reality" of parenting. all of them using their kids for entertainment. each child their own truman; living a life manufactured by their parents, a camera watching their every moment, broadcasted for the entire world to see.

[king-carnivore]

tbh, i didn't even think about that when i made my post and holy shit you're so fucking right

[imliterallyryangosling]

Project Hail Mary (2026)

[agnes-nielsens]

you're telling me this hole is significant to the plot?

[sevserez]

Soup incident

[princessrhcenyra]

OBSESSION (2026)

It's not painful. You just let go, everything you once were, and then there's nothing.

[madeline-kahn]

# shane on one shoulder, irina on the other

[mybloodstream-caffeine]

Hollanov love calling each other by their first names, it never stops feeling special to them, BUT‼️‼️ ‼️ When Ilya's fucking Shane soOo good, I mean absolutely FILTHY, sweat-slick balls slapping, just really giving it to him, and he bends down mid-thrust while he's shoving Shane up the bed to pant in Shane's ear: "Yeahyeah shit fucking take it, Hollander", not even on purpose, it just slips out, like they're still teenagers, Shane is blowing his load IMMEDIATELYYYY

[mybloodstream-caffeine]

AND THE REVERSE IS TRUE, TOO‼️‼️ When Ilya's fucking Shane missionary and Shane's thrashing and clawing at Ilya's back so Ilya can tell he's getting close so he starts fucking him juuuust right and Shane throws back his head in gasping ecstasy and just moans "OhHh god oh fUck, Rozanov!!" You bet your ass Ilya is going fucking crosseyed

[liarsblade]

Fanfiction is cool because you get to learn what other people's parents taught them the hymen is like

[liarsblade]

I know that I had somewhat unusually comprehensive sex ed but it still surprises me every time I'm reminded that some people genuinely think that losing your virginity is a capri sun kind of situation.

[vonlipvig]

i'm actually curious, what trinkets do you guys have on your keychains? 🗝️

[in-a-faradaze]

@gifevents love, platonically | day 3: physical affection

“Dude! You’re alive! You’re alive.” “Yeah, yeah, Snuffy. Good to see you, too.”

Sawyer, Hurley, & Jin, Lost 3x10, “Tricia Tanaka is Dead”

[reagan-slayer69]

“but what if you abort the baby who’ll cure cancer?!” sir the baby who will cure cancer is an organic chemistry major who works at a Home Depot because you use AI to go through your resumes

[mel-155-a]

"I am, somehow, less interested in the weight and convolutions of Einstein’s brain than in the near certainty that people of equal talent have lived and died in cotton fields and sweatshops." - Stephen Jay Gould, The Panda's Thumb: More Reflections in Natural History

[drops-of-universe]

poetry fans be like i love that poem it made me feel fucking awful & horrible & scared