Squish Says: Squillz

Brooklyn. Taken. Pop Culture Nerd.

[otherwindow]

“why are so many final fantasy fans gay men?”

oh gee idk 👀💦

[alwaysbewoke]

purest moment in tv history….

[imleft-handed-deactivated202011]

I fucking miss Uncle Phil man 😥🤧

[kimreesesdaughter]

I miss the freedom TV shows had in the 90s to do random shit like this. 

[brozb4hoz]

[halfpastcaketime-deactivated201]

I hate the storylines to gay Porn so much but I’m a hypocrite because if I were in this very situation he would probably get me to cheat.

[sodiscreetlysympathetic-deactiv]

[unamusedsloth]

If alcohol labels told the truth.

[spinachandchocolate-deactivated]

Oh my gosh, heyyyyyyyyy

[lionelfrankenstein]

Fun fact: tequila is the only alcohol that is not a depressant. That’s why when you drink it you get hot and happy! Oh and if the bottle doesn’t say 100% agave it’s not real tequila stay away from Jose Cuervo or sauza they are 50% corn syrup that’s why you feel like dying the next day

[dynastylnoire]

Thank you bartender tumblr

[inquisitivepoet]

Tequila makes my clothes fall off

[cheaphalloweencostume]

this is what a hobbit would mug you with

[annabellesacres]

not idly do the leaves of lorien cut a bitch

[greystarrednights]

When you don’t pay Tom Nook back soon enough

[gekiranger-deactivated20180527]

Only real gamers remember

[dogzzilla]

baby shark do do do do do do

[killtheteendream]

i can still quote fran’s response word for word

[sloppy-deactivated20150331]

straight boys that make homoerotic jokes piss me off it’s like do you want a blowjob or no

[im-taking-accountability-deacti]

There are 4 things I learned when I was 25:

You do not have to be affectionate all the time to care for someone, in fact, caring can also mean a couple of texts or silence for a few days while you both live your lives happily and separately.

People do not care for you less when they’re busy with their own lives. It’s your reaction to them being their own person - and your ability to make yourself happy - that determines how they feel about you.

Not everyone reciprocates to your actions the same way. If you want someone to acknowledge, be interested in, or treat you a certain way for your efforts, all you have to do is let them know. They will try their personal best to accommodate that within their personal spectrum of feelings.

No one owes you 100% of them, not even after 30 years, because someone having a percentage of themselves is what keeps them sane at the end of the day and that’s okay.

[ducksaysm00]

These things are so important to learn.

[jakeoettinger]

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

When you told him you swallow, but you came first and now it’s his turn but you came back to your senses:

[finna-hallipinya]

I want everyone to know that Nintendo of America has a Waluigi conference room

[xtec]

this is where they decided he was uncircumcised

[cave-dvveller]

where they decided w hat

[ruinedchildhood]

[w4llhack]

You forgot the best part at the end of the article.

[theocseason4]

amazing, truly

[theocseason4]

me

[moghedien]

Ok, but in Carrie’s book, she definitely mentions more than one occasion when Mark showed up unannounced at Harrison’s early in the morning when Carrie was just there and they were clearly not having a breakfast hang out and Mark was just like “hey guys let’s hang”, and also Mark followed their car while they were making out and honked at them and was like “oh hey wow, we’re all heading to the same place! let’s all go eat together!”

[adhduck]

oblivious third wheel mark hamill is a legend

[malcolmcooks]

i’m mark hamill

[emperor-of-the-hill]

The real victory here is knowing that Mark Hamill was good enough friends his co-stars to randomly show up at their houses uninvited to hang out and get food while simultaneously being too self absorbed to notice anything

[caprifemboi-deactivated20180202]

I was going through your blog and saw the post about watching kung fury while having sex, 😂😂 I lost my virginity after watching that damn movie on Halloween 2 years ago

Í swear, getting a blowjob for like 30 minutes watching that thing was so good 😆

[yourangelonline]

[riviere-libre]

This still fucking cracks me up