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@sl1myscarab 's reblogs

[pidgefudge]

hello 👋 i am the worlds smallest bug 🐛 and ☝️ i too would like to “fag it up” if i may

[loveridden1999]

what are white gay men going through

[sloppystyle]

[portamento-system-deactivated20]

the tags on this are so good

swiftphobia

[queer-as-city-folk]

Atlanta MARTA subway, Five Points Station

[bigbigbigtruck]

i’ll be real, kitten, daddy needs multiple wealthy and powerful folks to die in a painful, drawn-out, and generationally humiliating manner

[lakevida]

its gonna be so nuts when our generation of old people is shuffling around with big stupid meme tattoos imagine being a personal support specialist in 2080 and peepaw has a bee movie script sleeve and youre twenty years old and delivering pills like dude what is that and he goes Its from a movie about a jerry seinfeld bug lusting after a human woman who looks like flo from progressive who is still a prominent american cultural figure and you say OK and then you help him plug into his VR headset to play for2nite the sequel to fortnite and he mains former president hunter biden and then you go on lunch break and pay $75 for a ham and cheese sandwich

[transgenderization]

hope tumblr lasts another 20 years so i can liveblog my midlife crisis

[amygdalae]

I absolutely adore dogs but I think dog haters are (usually) more justified than cat haters wrt their reasoning

[amygdalae]

your average cat hater: I don't like how they r bitchy and ignore me/ won't let me manhandle them

your average dog hater: I have been mortally endangered by an ill-trained dog

[void-returns-squared]

[ozempicofficial]

[xxx-m34l-pr3pp3r-xxx]

[goodieprocter]

The rare two-punchline EWC comic (because both made me laugh)

[finalfantasyvii]

can i take a hit of some colors bro

[indigosaffron]

I hate that the MCYT community genuinely cares more about "boundary breaking" than the rampant sexism and racism in their spaces. Like why don't you direct ur energy and anger towards THAT instead of publically shaming ppl for what they post on ao3??

[goatsgomoo]

Man this store has a weird playlist, it's all Weird Al songs but with the lyrics switched out for ones that aren't funny.

[geekysteven]

Being embarrassed by what I enjoy is laughable. As a babe my mother submerged me in the River Cringe and I am impervious to social damage.

[geekysteven]

Don't make fun of my ankles though, no reason

[wildestlovers]

embarrassment is the cost of entry.

if you aren't willing to look like a foolish beginner, you'll never become a graceful master.

[pangur-and-grim]

getting rocks thrown at you until you die is just part of the process. you can walk it off

[heuheu-the-goose]

From James Ortiz's instagram, a closeup look at Rocky’s hands, including his "goat leg".