hm

rip my wii, gone but not forgotten

[battlecrazed-axe-mage]

If y'all liked the unidentifiable yellow glitter goo you'll love the time I made wine out of marshmallow Peeps

[agentjazzy]

reposting this from twitter bc it's making me lose my mind

[xgh0ulx]

[kittenchomp]

in love with this picture my friend took of her pufferfish

[moveslikekeithrichards]

distinctly remember my mom at the store picking a thing of pudding & examining it while saying "i need to not accidentally get tapioca this time." (she likes rice pudding but not tapioca, always gets tapioca by accident bc they look similar) put it in the cart, satisfied & confident with her selection. got home, scooped out a little bowl of pudding. what happened next friends and neighbors is going to blow your tits clean off

[moveslikekeithrichards]

quoth my mom, "Mother Fucker"

[weirdmageddon]

spiders ?

[hey-itsmozzy]

That lip movement, soft mouth puppets are so wonderful.

[g-a-y-g-o-y-l-e]

“frogs like this, dont eatthatsortathing, you see they-like-uh, flies,. worrmms,,”

“flies.., -worms?”

“spiders, !”

“spiders     ?“

“yes, spi-”

[campyvillain]

[cleverwordsandotherstuffilike]

Aside from bees and butterflies, bats are one of the most important pollinators on the planet - especially in tropical and desert regions. 

I don't think he has quite enough pollen on him

[depsidase]

[decadent-hag]

Shark Convention Happening on Cape Cod

Some of the presenters include:

[witchblade]

[gazehoundz]

you would undo God's punishment?

[thyrell]

this is the funniest divorce in the world

[bgm05]

[showertimeshmoopsie-deactivated]

[peridescent]

tuck him in Tuesday

[peridescent]

tuck him in Tuesday once again

[peridescent]

another tuck him in Tuesday is here

[zerothejackal05]

LETS FUCKING GOOOOOO

[todaysbird]

MACKEREL MONDAY!!!