Cry Yourself To Sleep Club

Bitches be emotional. I’m bitches.

[moveslikekeithrichards]

the horrific way language evolves in a group chat

[coolxatu]

[were--ralph]

the problem with tumblr spells is all of you lil sluts are casting and not giving it time to charge so you're all casting cantrips and not 9th level death spells. everyone wants to be the one to take them down no one wants to be the one who assists

[were--ralph]

we're going to try again witha little but minimal casting

IT will happen in August of 2026. like to charge and reblog to cast but cast sparingly

[were--ralph]

Wait stop. everyone +like now and spread it a little but cast on the same day in August. lets try August 6th or something.

[were--ralph]

CAST NOW

[saviorified]

if i was an athlete and nobody was writing about me fucking my teammates i would take it as a moral failure

[badaline]

I would have gotten away with it too if it wasnt for… you know… the executive dysfunction

[teaboot]

How people get nicknames:

Recipient of a third-degree burn in front of witnesses. IE, "I won't take that shit from a man dressed like a ghostbuster"= "Gostbuster" or "Buster"

A distinctive personal feature or quirk. IE, "Have you noticed how that new guy is always eating bell peppers?" = "Peppers", or "That chick has a massive forehead" = "Forehead".

An embarrassing thing you said or did. IE, "Did you seriously call Dale "Dad"?" = "Junior", "Baby boy", "Sport"

A game of name-mutation telephone. IE, "Donny Clyde" = "Bonnie 'n' Clyde" = "Bonnie" = "Bon-bon".

Irony. IE, calling a tall person "short stack" or a particularly dour person "sunshine".

A 'wrong place wrong time' one-off incident. IE, "He spilled oil on his pants and had to borrow a pair that were way too big and Jim saw him with the waistband pulled up to his nipples and called him 'Parachute'"

A batman-style origin story but not in a cool way: "One time she hit a deer with the company car and when she called the boss to tell her she was crying so hard we thought she was dying" = "Bambi"

The incredibly rare 'admiration' nickname, bourne only once a millennia under the light of the blood moon: "We saw him lift a truck once so now we call him 'iron man'"

+ How Nicknames Stick:

Your fate is determined by The Counsel

You hate it

It's accurate

[nadjasnandor]

consuming media like

[kosmogrl]

I have mastered the art of being hard on myself for things I would tell anyone else are not that deep

[marisatomay]

the thing about top gun (1986) is that val kilmer played a closeted gay man on purpose but tom cruise is just like that

[kakenaku]

not a single thought behind any of those eyes yet their joy is overwhelmingly radiant it's beautiful

[iamacolor]

i love these two and i love this squad and they're going to live happily forever because i said so, i had an absolute blast watching this show!!!

[heymeowmao]

원더풀스 | The WONDERfools E7 ° don't be suspicious~ don't be suspicious~

[junglejim4322]

Why did 4 months of this year go by in like a week

[junglejim4322]

Where am I

[kitsuneheart]

I sent this to my husband, and learned he doesn't know what knotting is.

[listen-to-the-inner-walrus]

[unspeakablearchives]

[mimsylost]

I can’t believe we actually have to speak this out loud

[lizlemondyke]

as it gets warmer let's all remember the two most beautiful accessories a girl can have this summer are hairy legs and a bunch of bruises from bangin around

[afeelgoodblog]

Those experiences were priceless.

[lizmitches]

you can be peeling a boiled egg and think to yourself wow. that was so simple. and then you peel another one and it’s like being in the throes of war. shell everywhere. egg mangled. tears in your eyes. that’s how god keeps you humble

[narwa]