red feathers, red queen

22 she/her, it/its, ze/zer transbian, plural, hungry

[scarlet-stained-primaries]

none of the others get a sideblog. only me. only scarlet

[crown-princess-carrion]

maybe the first of many, maybe the only one

[crown-princess-carrion]

breaking: the princess has been replaced by a giant red feathery wyrm. when pressed for comments, she responded “SKREEEEAAAAA” and bit the reporter’s face off

[scarlet-stained-primaries]

SKREEEAAAAA

[heyyallitsbeth]

literally nothing will ever be funnier than Markiplier's Sinister Potion every time i see it i burst out laughing

[klapollo]

at planned parenthood and they're playing regular show

[klapollo]

[cutecipher]

"dude if you don't get this abortion benson is gonna fire us"

[subparwastee]

hey I see you reblogged that cute selfie I posted but didn’t tag it confessing your undying love for me. what’s the deal with that huh?

[dragongirlsweetie]

i mean personally i wouldn't get a job as a serial killer even if i wanted to pay for college but maybe i am just stupid and don't understand that people from other countries actually deserve to die for being Foreign

[scarlet-stained-primaries]

really feeling the need to reach into a robotgirl’s warm chest, wrap my fingers in as many wires as i can, and pull

[drtrinitysantos]

sdxfcgvzdxfcgvhzdxfcgvhbjnkmlcgvhbjnk science

[dizzyhslightlyvoided]

#the reason that lab safety regulations are the way they are is because literally all chemists are like this #as in 100% of them #no exceptions (via @prokopetz)

[platinumdancer]

the kitchen sink is SOOOO hungry for grease and oil you have to feed it now!

[anjdraws]

gardevoir if she was awesome

[uxji]

[chilewithcarnage]

[nem23]

[soup-mother]

Remember to always leave ur computer unlocked with ur email open just in case someone needs to solve a puzzle and/learn some lore

[blemgoid]

>ask for magic shell on my ice cream

>its dark magic shell

>ice cream turns to ash on my tongue

[daylights-rain]

You know that cool feature where snakes can unhinge their jaw to swallow something that would seem to be far far too large for them to eat?

Yeah, dragons also have that feature.

[natalieironside]

Any given snake is mostly just ribs

[notlayingroses]

Everything I read about recovering from burnout is like “it takes months or even years to fully recover” and it’s like okay…. I have a weekend before I gotta clock in on Monday

[imagine-darksiders]