with the hammer she smote off his head

wife

wife wife wife wife

(i have one)

(mine now)

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It’s really cute how you typed “i have one” “mine now” with the hand that wasn’t tied to the bed.

Someone has someone.

yesterday i went and looked at myself in the mirror and called myself all the awful shit that nobody would ever actually call me

“faggot” featured pretty heavily

i think i wish a lot of times that they would have said it. that somebody would have called me the names or hit me.

“pathologize” is a great word. making something into a disease is a really easy way to make people feel like if they just cut it out of themselves they’ll be okay again, like they can trust you when you act kind to them and just hate this one little part of them

it lets you be sweet and gentle while you poison somebody so they don’t even know it’s happening until they’re already dying

i think it’s better to be stabbed than smothered with a pillow honestly

so it’s nice to actually hear the words, hear what it sounds like when somebody hates you straight out without covering it up in lies about how they love you really

somehow the more i call myself names in the mirror the easier it is to like myself

(tomorrow i’m getting married to my fianceé. i am a man of many contradictions.)

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What the fuck, love.

Next time, you tell me, and I call you a faggot.

yearbyyeardaybyday

But why don't you want to hit your husband if you want to be evil?

I don’t want to hit people! Why would I want to hit people? I only want to do evil things that are in some way rewarding, like gayness and casual sex and not having babies.

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Hitting my fiancé is pretty rewarding.

backpack? packed

phone? given to zander who’s about to do a college visit

person willing to drive me to regina if i pay him? found

i probably won’t be able to check in much but i will have my laptop so we’ll see

Posting all of this information online is hugely disrespectful to both Zander and the person who generously offered to drive you.

Oh god you have the wits of a pastrami sandwich.

Libraries in Regina is a small, searchable list of locations.

Just shut up!

it’s okay i’m not even in the library anymore

And now they stopped wasting their time searching the libraries.

Just stop!

Post nothing until you get into Cascadia, and talk with your social worker and your lawyer about what you say when you do start posting.

the libraries close at 9, i really don’t think they were searching them at 2 am

also i never gave my parents my tumblr, who does that

knowledge-is-prediction

have you LITERALLY EVER heard of the concept of infosec

the concept of what

If she has any sense at all, she’s posting misleading information in the hope of redirecting the search.

Of course, if I thought she had any sense at all, I wouldn’t be spoiling her game by saying this. But someone brighter might take inspiration.

@scarlet-thread, I just wanted to say I understand why you never told me anything and when the Eyes came around I told them NOTHING.

Because I have literally ever heard of the concept of infosec.

#cascadia rp #this is a roleplay blog and full of lies

<3 I’m glad you’re in Cascadia these days!

Get in touch if you ever need anything. Tumblr isn’t terribly secure but @knowledge-is-prediction can give you my contact information.

backpack? packed

phone? given to zander who’s about to do a college visit

person willing to drive me to regina if i pay him? found

i probably won’t be able to check in much but i will have my laptop so we’ll see

Posting all of this information online is hugely disrespectful to both Zander and the person who generously offered to drive you.

Oh god you have the wits of a pastrami sandwich.

Libraries in Regina is a small, searchable list of locations.

Just shut up!

it’s okay i’m not even in the library anymore

And now they stopped wasting their time searching the libraries.

Just stop!

Post nothing until you get into Cascadia, and talk with your social worker and your lawyer about what you say when you do start posting.

the libraries close at 9, i really don’t think they were searching them at 2 am

also i never gave my parents my tumblr, who does that

knowledge-is-prediction

have you LITERALLY EVER heard of the concept of infosec

the concept of what

#cascadia rp #this is a roleplay blog and full of lies

If she has any sense at all, she’s posting misleading information in the hope of redirecting the search.

Of course, if I thought she had any sense at all, I wouldn’t be spoiling her game by saying this. But someone brighter might take inspiration.

Riddle of the day:

What do a potato and a needle have in common?

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They both feature in my wedding ceremony! :D

Riddle of the day:

What do a potato and a needle have in common?

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you're a truly awful person. encouraging an impressionable boy's mental illnesses for your own gratification is a horrible thing to do. i'll pray for you both.

...I don’t disagree that I’m an awful person but I’m curious which mental illness you think I’m enabling.

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reasons he should leave you like...he’s a homosexual with a criminal record and apparently no skills to support a family and you’re a fertile woman with options? you can do better than this!

Point One

He’s not attracted to any women other than me.

I’m not attracted to any men other than him.

Point Two

He doesn’t have a criminal record.

I do.

Point Three

His skills include: playing guitar, singing, seducing rich Cascadians who want to house both of us, reminding me not to murder people.

My skills include: acting, makeup, seducing Gileadite police who want to arrest me, murdering people.

Point Four

He’s a fertile man.

I’m a fertile woman.

Point Five

He could do better than this (see: rich Cascadians).

I could not do better than this (see: there is in fact no one better than this.)

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leave her leave her leave her LEAVE HER

no???

#cascadia rp #this is a roleplay blog and full of lies

I love you

there’s lots of good reasons you should leave me but I’m glad you’re not

lilies-on-water

you deserve someone who actually cares about you enough to be devoted to you alone, not somebody else’s scraps!

Let’s be clear, Lev is not anyone’s scraps, because he’s a person, not a fucking consumable.

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@39-lashes It’s amazing how things on tumblr keep making me think of you. <3

After the last time I got him a proper engagement ring and told him to throw it at me if he wanted to stop being engaged, so I’d know for sure.

We’re still engaged. So there’s that.

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we’re piercing each other’s ears at the wedding

we have to pick out jewelry for them

something good enough to keep forever maybe

how do i pick out something that’s going to be ON HER FACE FOREVER it has to be absolutely perfect and i’m no good at perfect

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False. You’re the best at perfect. <3

by request

[Does it still count as a selfie if you’re halfway hiding behind your hair?

He’s wearing eyeliner in the picture, and he’s a little red.]

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My fiancé, everyone.

(He’s cute when he blushes, isn’t he?)

chat log between scarlet-thread and 39-lashes

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OOC: message logs between @scarlet-thread and @yearbyyeardaybyday

@yearbyyeardaybyday My vacation fee is half a million dollars but I can use the house as collateral. And I can fake my husband's signature. But I am pretty sure that faking my husband's signature in order to use the house as collateral for my vacation fee to get an abortion and also sterilized is going to get me divorced without alimony or any of the marital assets so I will need... a place to stay @scarlet-thread I can get you a ticket to visit a friend of mine in Gilead while I find someone elsewhere who can get you the other things you need. So that you don't have to stay with him for any longer than you need to. @yearbyyeardaybyday I'd rather stay here for now, I don't want to alert my husband that something is up @scarlet-thread All right. He would be suspicious of you visiting a (devoutly Jewish, female) friend in Gilead? @yearbyyeardaybyday If he tells them I faked his signature then I can't leave Yes, he would I will have to return to Gilead after a month; does this friend mind having a houseguest with no money indefinitely? It would be a very reasonable thing to mind. I can clean and cook a bit but to be quite honest I struggle with sloth. Sorry. I forgot. I'm evil now. I can clean and cook a bit but I am a lazy person because I am evil @scarlet-thread Why do you have to return to Gilead? @yearbyyeardaybyday Because I can't steal half a million dollars from my husband? That's a horrible thing to do. @scarlet-thread Why not, if you're evil? @yearbyyeardaybyday He would be homeless. I don't WANT to evil people are still allowed to have preferences! @scarlet-thread Oh, all right, if you don't want to. Anyway my friend is perfectly used to evil people, I used to live with her. @yearbyyeardaybyday I... might be able to get a job? I'm not sure. I've never had a job. Oh good! Would she mind that I am bad at things? I would like to have a job, I think, but I don't know if I can @scarlet-thread She'd certainly be happy to have you for a few months at least. If she found you intolerable to live with she'd find you someone else to move in with after that. She knows people. @yearbyyeardaybyday I *want* to pay rent and support myself and things, but I'm not sure if I... can. @scarlet-thread Well, it would be silly to expect you to do it right away, in any case. You've never had a chance to learn. @yearbyyeardaybyday I can steal some money from his bank accounts and that will help me pay for myself for a while. I am stealing! Because I am evil! @scarlet-thread That's a good plan! @yearbyyeardaybyday Is there someone I can stay with in Cascadia or Canada or whatever? It would be best to not have to spend money on a hotel, I think Hotels are expensive, especially if you're going for a month. @scarlet-thread I'm sure I can find you someone, I'd just have to check, I only have the one friend I can dump houseguests on without checking first. :) @yearbyyeardaybyday OK :) this is settled then! thank you for your help @scarlet-thread I'll let you know as soon as I hear back! @yearbyyeardaybyday did you say you are also evil? @scarlet-thread I'm sorry about your daughter. Oh, yes. What with all the murder and such @yearbyyeardaybyday is it... okay, being evil? do you get to be happy? @scarlet-thread You do!! Somehow there are people who love you anyway. And you get to have and do so many more good things. @yearbyyeardaybyday That's good! I haven't been happy in almost three years at this point! I miss it. So I'm glad that deciding to be evil might make me happy. I'm sorry I converted you. It turns out God is a really bad person and you shouldn't accept his free gift of grace because he will turn you into a person who sacrifices herself constantly and is completely miserable. You should probably ask him to stop that. @scarlet-thread That doesn't sound like a free gift at all! That sounds like a very expensive gift. @yearbyyeardaybyday well it's supposed to be a GOOD thin @scarlet-thread Anyway it hasn't happened at all yet, but I'll keep an eye out. @yearbyyeardaybyday but actually it is terrible because god is a bad person well if you don't want him to he won't do it that's nice and when we die we can go to hell and there won't be any god there at all! @scarlet-thread That is nice! I think probably there is no such thing as God or Hell, but if there is I am definitely going to Hell, and then I will overthrow Heaven. @yearbyyeardaybyday and there might be, like, Hitler and stuff but there will also be you and s! Gosh! I hope I can help you overthrow heaven! Oh wait I'm evil now I'm supposed to swear Fuck! I hope I can help you overthrow heaven! But I am concerned I am not that good at being evil and maybe I will just spend all day in hell petting s's hair instead. he has nice-looking hair @scarlet-thread That would be all right too! It's important for people to pet his hair. It's very soft. @yearbyyeardaybyday Thank you for your help! I look forward to going to Hell with you and I hope there will be lots of hairpetting there! @scarlet-thread Same to you!

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if you want your girlfriend to rape you then why are you mad about what jeremy did

@scarlet-thread @knowledge-is-prediction HELP