Shaken…and Stirred

Old as the hills. I’m Gen-X, act more Xennial. She/her. Queer. Grey-Ace. Occasional epilepsy advocate. I’m an ally where possible. Into The Pitt, Heated Rivalry, Metallica, My Chemical Romance…among other things.

[natendo-art]

History repeats itself…

Knowing the truth about how Robby’s mother left has shattered my soul ….

[avocado-berries]

its so early, don't do this to me 😭

[scarletvirtue]

Robby nurturing himself as a traumatized child, being the adult he needed at that time. 😭😭

I’m going to try and avoid crying over this because it’s so beautiful.

[visxionery]

rabbot videosexting on call because they miss each other while robby's on sabbatical and BUT HANG ON WAIT....robby is a pathetic boomer so he lowkey forgot to switch off his camera and mic and end the call so he jerks off and jack does to because he finds that hot and then robby cums when jack reveals he's been there the whole time. SEND TWEET, (cough if someone writes this...heh...who said that.)

[scarletvirtue]

This is hilarious - and I can see one - or both - of them being confused by that damn Millenial/ Gen Z technology. But a horny brain could cause that…lol

(I’m trying to not bristle at Robby being called a Boomer! Im Gen X and still trying to wrap my mind around that one)

[smashmpregcastiel]

[scarletvirtue]

At work and my brain has all the ideas. Fucking plot bunnies running around in my head. 🐰🐇

Like I (somewhat) joke about Robby/Jack/Dennis in a throuple - and my brain is like “how did they meet?” “What prompted everything?”

The current bunny 🐰 was prompted by listening to Peaches’ song “Hanky Code” on my way into work. 👀

(I haven’t written fic of any sort in forever…so this will be fun, to say the least.)

[unusualhysteria]

[scarletvirtue]

Where do I sign up for that polycule?

I can contribute to the household - I make decent bagels, fruit tarts, and casseroles (yay Midwestern upbringing 😅)

[slow--spark]

*cares aggressively*

[scarletvirtue]

The last cartoon is how some of my friends and I are towards seizures. Can’t have them if you don’t sleep! 😉 (yes, we’re all pretty delulu on that one.)

[scullayann]

[scarletvirtue]

Trinity is a snarky disaster lesbian and I love that about her.

She might seem rude and abrasive, but underneath that is someone that loves and cares about those closest to her. The people she lets in.

[scarletvirtue]

Yes please, Zaddy Ray.

So many MCR fans love Frank or Gerard…or even Mikey Way (which I did as well for awhile). But my friends, Ray is like walking sex.

[splattergutz]

[scarletvirtue]

Dear Robby,

No to all of that. Now come over here and get a squishy hug (or several) from a random fat girl (me).

- Scarlet

[chronicslvt]

If loving Robby was a crime I'd be put to the electric chair.

[scarletvirtue]

Something something…Ride The Lightning. One hell of a way to go.

[patrickbatemanamericanpsycho]

[scarletvirtue]

I get road rage on the bus. Or even walking down the street sometimes.

[azaablue]

the best fanfiction you've ever read was written by a woman in her 40s before she made dinner for her kids. it was written by a teenager after school when they should've been studying for a history test. and a barista came up with the idea while they cleaned the espresso machine and busser fact-checked it on their break and the post-doc edited between writing grant proposals and the nurse apologized for typos in the notes after a long shift and behind every drabble and one-shot and multi-chapter fic there is a person with a wonderful and interesting and chaotic life and it is such a privilege that we get to be a part of it because they decided to do this thing we all share, for fun.

[brainstreams]

Don't use AI to write. Use cocaine like a real author.

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

[scarletvirtue]

True - I don’t know the writers age on a recent fic I’d read, but they were so sweet and apologetic because English isn’t their first language. And still managed to write a spicy tale.

[writingdose]

[it-appears-that-bruno-has-deact]

[yourl0calqueer]